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Your Simpsons character
They align most closely with Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, neurodivergent-coded, politically and socially aware, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they mix intellect and niche interests—art school, fashion, and wanting to rant about music, as in “queria algm pra me escutar falar sobre gorillaz”. Their tweets show moral and social concern, calling out coercion and gender issues, e.g. “Qual o nome mesmo pra quando você obriga alguém a ter relação contigo?” and “Homens trans n podem ser peitudos?”, which fits Lisa’s strong sense of justice. There’s also a clear introspective, depressive undertone—“a real é q eu me adapto a todo mundo e msm assim n tem gnt pra me apoiar… quando eu olho o trem eu n consigo pensar em nd a n ser pular”—very much like Lisa’s recurring loneliness and feeling misunderstood. Their curiosity about religion and symbols, as in “Adoro quando eu vejo uma menorá e de repente começa meu jogo favorito: será q ela é kosher?”, also mirrors Lisa’s interest in culture and belief. Even their joking skepticism about AI, like “Everyday is ‘omg im sure its ai I just cant prove it’”, reads like Lisa’s mix of rationality and exasperation with the world around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): even when talking about socializing, they frame it as feeling out of sync with others, e.g. “Na mh vez de rolezar ngm quer ficar bebado, usar droga, dançar de madrugada e falar gritando” and express wanting just someone to listen to their niche interests like “queria algm pra me escutar falar sobre gorillaz”, suggesting a need for deep one‑on‑one connection rather than broad attention. Their humor and observations show Intuition (N): they jump from menorahs to questions about being kosher and cultural context in “Adoro quando eu vejo uma menorá e de repente começa meu jogo favorito: será q ela é kosher?” and from lion behavior to social commentary in “Demoraram pq leoes montam em outros leoes fazem anos…”, focusing on patterns and implications more than concrete facts. They’re clearly Feeling (F) oriented: they talk about emotional burdens and support in “a real é q eu me adapto a todo mundo e msm assim n tem gnt pra me apoiar” and make value‑based statements about gender and safety like “50 mulheres numa sala: mta gente… 10 homens: horrores inimagináveis 5 mulheres trans: chá da tarde com as amgs”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P): they describe procrastination and going with the flow in “Ainda bem q eu enrolei pra caramba pra fazer” and arrive late while reacting to their feelings in “ent olho pro celular, vou pra aula e chego atrasado”, which suggests spontaneity rather than rigid planning. Overall, the combination of introspection, value‑driven commentary, abstract pattern‑spotting, and flexible lifestyle fits INFP best.

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Fashion student at Senac | talks Gorillaz, Jojo & weird AI pics | part-time menorah spotter, full-time observer of men being horrors– @nuncaigualontem

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with cachaça infused with guaraná syrup for a high-energy, slightly chaotic base, echoing their craving for nights where everyone wants to “get drunk, use drugs, dance until dawn and scream” in “Na mh vez de rolezar ngm quer ficar bebado, usar droga, dançar de madrugada e falar gritando”. Pomegranate liqueur brings a deep red sweetness that nods to their artsy, dramatic side and the way they overanalyze AI images in “Everyday is ‘omg im sure its ai I just cant prove it 😭😭😭😭’ and when you look at the picture its”. Smoked hibiscus bitters add a slightly dark, floral kick for the heavy weeks when they stare at the train and still choose to keep going in “a real é q eu me adapto a todo mundo… quando eu olho o trem eu n consigo pensar em nd a n ser pular”. Finally, sparkling water with a squeeze of lime lightens everything up, like their delight at menorot and staying informed about Hanukkah in “Adoro quando eu vejo uma menorá e de repente começa meu jogo favorito: será q ela é kosher? (Inclusive graças a essa q fica do lado da mh casa eu fico informado do hanucá)” and their dream of a softer future hinted at in the Piauí nostalgia of “Take me back to Piauí… Vou viver no Piauí”. Strong but not overwhelming, bittersweet yet fizzy, it’s a queer, artsy midnight cocktail that tastes like overthinking, survival, and laughing about cursed AI images with friends.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a very Ravenclaw mix of curiosity, niche knowledge, and analytical thinking. Their delight in pattern-spotting and second‑guessing images as AI, as in “Everyday is ‘omg im sure its ai I just cant prove it 😭😭😭😭’ and when you look at the picture its”, reveals an instinct to scrutinize and dissect what they see. They also demonstrate specific, somewhat nerdy cultural and linguistic interests, quoting songs and poetry in detail in “Juca Chaves Adeus país tropical…” and making a precise semantic correction in “Vênus. Significa vênus”, which points to a mind that enjoys words, references, and accuracy. Their comments on menorahs and Hanukkah in “Adoro quando eu vejo uma menorá e de repente começa meu jogo favorito: será q ela é kosher? (Inclusive graças a essa q fica do lado da mh casa eu fico informado do hanucá)” show observational curiosity about culture and religion, not just surface aesthetics. Even when dealing with tech, they respond intellectually, calling out the behavior of AI in “Essa IA ta satânica sem meme” rather than just passively using it. While they clearly have emotions and social struggles, the consistent through-line is a reflective, witty, and information-seeking temperament, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz, blending upbeat, ironic energy with underlying melancholy and social critique. They explicitly say they “wanted someone to listen to them talk about Gorillaz,” showing a direct affinity for the band: “queria algm pra me escutar falar sobre gorillaz”. The song’s contrast between a catchy, chaotic surface and darker verses mirrors their mix of humor and heaviness, like when they joke about AI images and tech paranoia: “Everyday is ‘omg im sure its ai I just cant prove it’”. At the same time, their more vulnerable side, reflected in feeling unsupported and having intrusive thoughts during a bad week: “I adapt to everyone and still no one supports me… when I look at the train I can’t think of anything but jumping”, resonates with the song’s underlying sense of disconnection. Their playful, artsy persona and interest in offbeat aesthetics and aliens in their bio (“Jojo + art + alignigenas”) also align with Gorillaz’s surreal, stylized world and outsider vibe. Overall, Feel Good Inc. captures their mix of irony, creativity, mental health struggles, and desire for real connection beneath the jokes.

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