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Your Simpsons character
Артём shares Homer Simpson's chaotic yet relatable personality. Homer often struggles with work and bureaucracy, much like Артём's tweets about inefficiency in healthcare: 'совместили 2 платформы и переебакали нормальную.' Both have a humorous outlook, evident in Артём's tweet 'Мне опять не дали понюхать бомжа.' Homer’s ability to find joy in small things mirrors Артём’s 'Маленькие радости.' They both balance frustration with humor and resilience.

Your MBTI personality Type
Артём embodies INTP: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His introspection and self-critical nature, 'Бож, я чёт совсем дурачок,' reflect introversion. Intuition drives his creative hobbies, like bass playing and drawing ('плохой рисовальщик руками'). His logical thinking shows in his frustrations with inefficiency, 'совместили 2 платформы и переебакали нормальную.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable, seen in his humorous approach to absurd situations, 'всратая рпг.'

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Paramedic navigating Russian healthcare chaos | Sarcastic bassist | Aspiring artist with questionable hand skills | Lover of absurdity and small joys | Bureaucracy survivor.– @nupognali

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The 'Bureaucratic Blues' represents Артём’s sarcastic yet resilient personality. Vodka reflects his Russian roots and tough exterior, while blueberry syrup adds a touch of sweetness for his moments of joy, 'Маленькие радости.' Sparkling water symbolizes his ability to find humor in chaos, 'всратая рпг.' Lemon zest adds a sharp edge, like his biting wit, and bitters represent his frustrations with inefficiency, 'очень много нюансов, которые надо учесть.'

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Артём fits Hufflepuff with his hardworking and empathetic nature. His dedication to helping patients, despite frustrations like 'люди без денег и стола в новый год из-за проблем с больничным,' shows loyalty and care. His resilience in the face of overwhelming work, 'Я себя уже невдупленышем ощущаю,' reflects the perseverance Hufflepuffs are known for. While he has a sarcastic edge, his humor and ability to find joy in small moments, like 'Маленькие радости,' highlight his grounded personality.

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This song reflects Артём's feelings of isolation and frustration, as seen in tweets like 'Мы все ближе к выходу смерти?' The melancholic tone matches his struggles with bureaucracy and healthcare inefficiency, 'совместили 2 платформы и переебакали нормальную.' Despite the darker themes, the song’s resilience aligns with his determination, 'Я единственный, кто делает неквалифицированную работу.'

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