Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Awareness: Admits to being a “sick evil twisted autistic incel pervert freak” and acknowledges his lack of self-control.
- Linguistic Proficiency: Demonstrates dedication to “learning japanese” and uses kanji correctly in his “yearnposts”.
- Persistence: Shows long-term commitment by having “finally reached max level after like 9 months” of playing a game.
- Creative Writing: Crafts elaborate, albeit dark, metaphorical scenarios such as his “O to be a grape” monologue.
- Cultural Irony: Engages in “sophisticated and refined humor” regarding his identity as a Filipino larp account.
Weaknesses:
- Racial Prejudice: Posts dehumanizing content regarding “indians,” “negroes,” and “aboriginals” using extreme eugenicist rhetoric.
- Misogynistic Outlook: Refers to women as “evil horrible nasty little creatures” and “attentionbaiting” foids.
- Suicidal Ideation: Repeatedly asks for the “cheapest shotgun i can use to blow my brains out”.
- Social Isolation: Identifies as a “disgusting freakish incel pervert” who feels doomed to never experience love.
- Hate Speech: Uses severe slurs frequently, including “seaniɡɡer” and antisemitic tropes regarding “the jews”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user mirrors Jeff Albertson’s elitist, gatekeeping attitude toward niche hobbies, frequently dismissing mainstream content as “triple A slop” or “brainrot.” Much like the Android's Dungeon owner, they are defined by a mix of cynical social isolation and obsessive devotion to 2D characters, admitting they are a “disgusting freakish incel pervert” who prefers virtual women. Their digital presence is a constant stream of “sophisticated and refined humor” and hyper-specific complaints about localizations, reflecting Comic Book Guy's iconic 'Worst Episode Ever' persona. Ultimately, both embody a specific brand of internet-poisoned misanthropy, with the user even lamenting that they “need a job” while spending all their time online.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
The user exhibits clear Introversion (I) through their self-description as a “disgusting freakish incel pervert” and their admission that they “cant make eye contact when talking to women.” Their Intuition (N) is displayed in their obsession with abstract internet subcultures and 'larping,' noting that “To live, is to LARP” while viewing the world through complex, metaphorical 'brainrot' frameworks. The Thinking (T) trait is evident in their detached, blunt, and often clinical deconstruction of social dynamics, such as criticizing “Western localization” as a logical failure of 'reddit lingo.' Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is highlighted by a lack of discipline and spontaneous behavior, exemplified by their struggle to “post more actual content” and their tendency to spend years on unproductive 'oneitis' fixations.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-level Chaos;Head fan? Because you’ve got me thinking that our 'delusional existence' together might be the only thing that’s actually real.
- Forget the Mossberg and the 14-year-olds—how about we just watch some 'chuddy' Steins;Gate and complain about western localizations together?
- I promise I’m not a 'psyop' or a 'salarywoman' bot, just a fellow yearner looking for some 'safe horny' true love in this larp-or-be-larped world.
- I’m no 'chinkette nerdy compsci girl,' but I’d definitely skip the vending machine bottle-docking and just take you out for some non-zogslop dinner.
- If you're still looking for 'actual content' for your 2026 resolution, you could start by posting a heartfelt yearn-post about our first date.
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Your new Twitter bio
Manila-based enthusiast of Japanese media and classic visual novels. Sharing thoughts on localization, tech trends, and my quest for the perfect cup of coffee.– @nvdpd3y5dv
Your signature cocktail
The Yearning Yakub-Tai
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a self-proclaimed “sensitive young pervert” stuck in an “impoverished manila slum.” The Lambanog honors his heritage, while the bitter Aperol represents the deep-seated resentment of a man who claims “the west is saved” while simultaneously mourning his “shitty incel life.” The energy drink reflects his internet-poisoned brainrot, specifically his tendency to “yearnnnnnnnnn” over anime girls, while the salt rim symbolizes the tears shed over his “stupid cute bitch foid oneitis.” It is a high-proof, experimental mess designed for someone who feels “we're all a little raped on the inside” and is perpetually one bad post away from “blowing my brains out with a mossberg.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a strong Slytherin-leaning focus on tribalism, self-preservation, and an obsession with hierarchy and status within their subculture. Their bio describes them as a “sensitive young pervert”, showing a self-aware, cunning edge regarding their own social standing. They prioritize in-group loyalty and the gatekeeping of their niche community, as seen when they argue that “'safe' incels are gonna be a thing in the future istg we need to gatekeep moar”. Furthermore, their desire for power and control over others, albeit through a dark and cynical lens, is evident in their hope that “someday you'll be able to ship foids straight to your door”. This blend of resourcefulness in navigating toxic digital spaces and a ruthless adherence to a personal, albeit controversial, code of conduct aligns them firmly with the more ambitious and self-serving traits of House Slytherin.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user’s online persona is defined by extreme self-loathing and a sense of being a “disgusting freakish incel pervert” who doesn't belong in polite society. Much like the song's lyrics, they express a painful desire for a “pure” ideal while admitting they are a “sick evil twisted autistic incel pervert freak” with no self-control. Their tweets focus on being a “whiney pathetic incel” who gazes at “lust provoking anime woman” from the fringes of the internet. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of someone who views themselves as a 'creep' and a 'weirdo' while perpetually “yearning” for a connection they believe is impossible.
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