Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings like frustration and sadness, e.g. “É horrível se sentir assim sla” and “Eu estou exausta”.
- Socially aware: Shows concern about injustice and harmful behavior, e.g. criticizing harassment in “Adoro assédio contra funcionária 🥰🥰” and calling out transphobia in “Imagina seguir gente transfóbicas”.
- Protective teacher: Expresses care and involvement with students, e.g. sharing a student’s comment in “Meu aluno simplesmente soltou ‘respeita a história do Palmeiras’” and referring to burnout in “Eu vou entrar e burnout”.
- Humorously blunt: Uses sharp, sarcastic humor even when annoyed, e.g. “Eu sou doida msm viu” and “Queimem médicos da puc” as exaggerated ranting.
- Values boundaries: Recognizes when engaging will harm her peace, e.g. “Eu até ia opinar nisso mas quero paz de espírito” and “Não irei opinar”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic negativity: Timeline is dominated by complaints and hopelessness, e.g. “que inferno de vida” and “Cada coisa ruim que eu tenho que passar pqp”.
- Self-deprecation: Speaks very harshly about herself, e.g. “Eu sou maluca e mentirosa” and “Deus pq eu sou tão burra”.
- Aggressive expression: Often reacts with intense hostility, e.g. “Vai tomar no cu todos os ‘alternativos’...” and “Eu odeio essa cantina vai se fuder todo mundo”.
- Work burnout: Shows strong exhaustion and resentment toward job and school, e.g. “Que inferno de escola”, “Eu odeio a minha faculdade”, and “me pedir demissão dessa merda”.
- Suicidal ideation: Mentions wanting to die or self-harm in a worrying way, e.g. “sla queria me matar”, “Vou ter que me matar msm”, and “Vontade de me jogar de uma ponte”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The overall vibe of @nyakuniii matches Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, politically aware, and frequently frustrated by the people and systems around her. Like Lisa ranting about injustice at school, this user often calls out hypocrisy and unfairness, e.g. “Que hipocrisia” and “Eu odeio pessoas claramente privilegiadas que reclamam que a rotina é “pesada””. There’s also a mix of burnout and precocious responsibility, shown in tweets like “Eu vou entrar e burnout”, “Que inferno de escola”, and complaints about work and students, which fit Lisa’s constant overextension in school and causes. At the same time, there’s a lot of overthinking and emotional turbulence—“A minha cabeça não para” and “Eu odeio de verdade sentir isso”—that echo Lisa’s anxious, introspective side. The sharp, sometimes sarcastic social commentary like “Imagina seguir gente transfóbicas” and “Tem que ignorar homofóbica msm” also aligns with Lisa’s strong moral compass and willingness to speak up, even when it makes her life harder.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): the timeline is dominated by internal states, burnout and frustration rather than social excitement, e.g. “A minha cabeça não para”, “Adoro falar com a parede”, and repeated mentions of wanting peace like “Eu até ia opinar nisso mas quero paz de espírito”. Their focus suggests Intuition (N): they often talk about meanings, values and overall life direction rather than concrete details, such as “Não era isso que eu planejava pra minha vida”, “Não entendo como não consigo ter estabilidade na vida”, and broad judgments like “Eu odeio pessoas claramente privilegiadas que reclamam que a rotina é ‘pesada’”. They appear strongly Feeling (F): their posts are highly emotion-driven, often about hurt, anger, or empathy and injustice, for example “Eu odeio de verdade sentir isso”, “É horrível se sentir assim sla”, and moral outrage like “Tem que ignorar homofóbica msm” or “Imagina seguir gente transfóbicas”. The Perceiving (P) side shows in the scattered, reactive, and overwhelmed tone, with little sign of structured planning: they complain about chaotic work and school like “Eu vou entrar e burnout”, “Que inferno de escola”, and feeling unstable “To em mania”, rather than posting about schedules or control. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, value-driven judgments (against harassment, homophobia, hypocrisy), and somewhat chaotic, exhausted day‑to‑day experience suggests INFP rather than a more structured FJ or a more detached T type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re “muito esquisitinha mas lindinha” — I volunteer as the scientific study that proves you’re 100% right. When can we start the experiment?
- Every time you tweet “que inferno de escola/faculdade”, I feel morally obligated to take you out so at least the after-class part of your day is heaven.
- You keep saying “vou ter que me matar msm” and “vontade de me jogar de uma ponte”; statistically speaking, the safer option is to fall for me instead. Zero fatality rate, high satisfaction index.
- Your student defending “a história do Palmeiras” and the kid with “cheiro de cigarro com beijinho” prove one thing: you deserve an adult who treats you better than your timeline treats your patience. May I apply for the position?
- You hate privileged people complaining of a ‘pesada’ routine, you drag transfóbicos and homofóbicas, and you’re ready to burn médicos da PUC… honestly, your anger issues are kinda hot. Let me be the calm in your Curitiba chaos (and the reason you tweet ‘isso alegrou meu dia’ again).
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Teacher in Curitiba surviving chaos, cantina drama & digital clocks. Once a student said my Carmed smelled like “cigarette with beijinho” and I’ve never recovered.– @nyakuniii
Your signature cocktail
Muito Esquisitinha, Muito Drinkdinha
This cocktail is strong and slightly chaotic, like someone who tweets “Vou ter que me matar msm” at noon and still shows up to work the next day. The cachaça with burnt caramel is pure Curitiba energy plus the bitterness of realizing “Não era isso que eu planejava pra minha vida”. Cold brew stands for the constant exhaustion and overthinking of “A minha cabeça não para” and “Eu vou entrar e burnout”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, petty acidity worthy of “Chato pra caralho viu” and “Queimem médicos da puc”. Hibiscus syrup is the cute, pink, soft-core side from “muito esquisitinha mas lindinha” and moments like “Meu namorado foi um divo hoje”. The smoked salt rim is there for every heavy sigh of “Que inferno de vida” and “Que inferno de escola”, because even when it burns, it still looks aesthetic as hell.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a consistently sharp, confrontational edge and a strong drive to defend their values, which aligns more with Slytherin’s ruthless self‑preservation and ambition than with Gryffindor idealism. They openly attack people and institutions they despise, e.g. “Vai tomar no cu todos os “alternativos” que estão apoiando o invasão bar de Curitiba”, “Queimem médicos da puc”, and “Imagina seguir gente transfóbicas”, which shows a readiness to pick fights and take hardline stances. There’s a strong sense of self‑interest and boundaries in tweets like “Eu até ia opinar nisso mas quero paz de espírito” and “Não irei opinar”, reflecting strategic withdrawal instead of people‑pleasing. They also display cutting contempt and derision, e.g. “A mina e tão feia que precisa usar foto feita por IA no perfil” and “Aquela pessoa que se diz alt mas gosta das coisas mais genéricas possíveis”, which is more Slytherin’s biting elitism than Hufflepuff kindness. While they clearly care about fairness and are emotionally intense, the overarching pattern is a caustic, self‑protective, values‑driven personality that fits Slytherin best.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish because its dark, anxious energy mirrors how often they feel overwhelmed and mentally exhausted, like when they say “A minha cabeça não para” and “Eu vou entrar e burnout”. The song’s themes of intrusive thoughts and self-destructive impulses resonate with tweets such as “Vontade de me jogar de uma ponte” and “sla queria me matar”. At the same time, there’s a sharp, cynical tone in both the song and their personality, shown when they complain about others and their environment, like “Que inferno de escola” and “Eu odeio a minha faculdade”. Even their bio, “muito esquisitinha mas lindinha,” matches Billie’s mix of eerie, odd vibes with a kind of vulnerable charm. Overall, the song captures their blend of anger, exhaustion, self-deprecation, and dark humor.
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