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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, funny, slightly edgy middle-schooler with a flair for trouble and dark humor. They joke dramatically about things like losing a pin with lines such as “i lost my atsushi pin. it fell off my backpack. im going to kill myself.”, which fits Bart’s tendency to exaggerate everything. Their rebellious streak shows in tweets like “turns out im grounded bc i did the walkout at school and went to protest”, echoing Bart’s habit of getting in trouble for acting on impulse and resisting authority. They seem highly social and drama-aware, calling out others with posts like “oomf js posted the cringiest shit ever oh my god”, reminiscent of Bart teasing classmates. At the same time, tweets like “i actually need friends ts is so bad wdym i only talk to like 3 people a day maybe 4 on a good day..👀👀👀🤔🤔” show the same mix of bravado and underlying loneliness Bart often has beneath his clowning.

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They lean Extraverted: they openly seek interaction and stimulation, e.g. asking for engagement in “send me gimmicks everynyan im at school and am bored”, loudly celebrating friends in “OH MY GOD TWIN IS BACK @Ieatapplesandba”, and talking about protesting and school life to an audience. Their posts show strong iNtuition over Sensing: even when mentioning concrete things (pins, figures, protests), they quickly turn it into dramatic, exaggerated narrative like “i lost my atsushi pin. it fell off my backpack. im going to kill myself.” and playful absurdity like “erm pees on you”, suggesting a focus on impressions and feelings rather than just facts. They are clearly Feeling: they emphasize emotions, relationships, and mood (“twin,” “girlfriend”), as in “i actually need friends ts is so bad wdym i only talk to like 3 people a day maybe 4 on a good day..👀👀👀🤔🤔” and “I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOF IM LISTENING TO IT RN OH MG GOFDDDD”, and they rarely use logical argument or detached analysis. Their spontaneity and lack of structured planning point to Perceiving: they jump impulsively between topics (“ushdidah neww strawpagee sjshdaikedissia”), participate in a walkout on the spot (“turns out im grounded bc i did the walkout at school and went to protest”), and frequently react in-the-moment with dramatic, unfiltered comments like “oomf js posted the cringiest shit ever oh my god”. Altogether, the energetic social expression, emotive intensity, imaginative exaggeration, and go-with-the-flow spontaneity most closely match ENFP.

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Vyyi | 13 | he/him. Student, protest-walker, anime/game merch goblin. Once overcooked rice so badly I tweeted about it instead of eating.– @nyanissm

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a chaotic, fizzy mix to match Vyyi’s hyper online energy and caps-lock joy in “I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOF IM LISTENING TO IT RN OH MG GOFDDDD”, so it starts with electric blue raspberry soda as the loud, bubbly base. Spicy ginger syrup represents the sharp, slightly unhinged bite of tweets like “oomf js posted the cringiest shit ever oh my god” and “erm pees on you”. Cloudy lychee juice adds a soft, quietly sweet core for the moments of genuine feeling and attachment, like “its been 5 days without twin. @Ieatapplesandba” and “my girlfriend is obsessed with tamsy and jabber… MAKE THEM GO AWAY.”. Sour lemon sherbet swirls in the dramatic, self-deprecating edge of “im so fucking sore kill me” and “i lost my atsushi pin. it fell off my backpack. im going to kill myself.”, making it tart but still playful. Finally, edible silver glitter on top nods to the theatrical, aesthetic side of “bebehs 2nd 100 followers” and the proud self-intro in “im vyyi yes ok? 👀 im 13😳 i use he/him ok?”, turning the drink into something as visually extra as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show clear Gryffindor-style boldness and willingness to act on their beliefs by taking part in direct protest, even accepting real-life consequences: they say “turns out im grounded bc i did the walkout at school and went to protest” and earlier note “i protested today and my legs hurt but its ok”. That readiness to get in trouble for a cause suggests courage and a confrontational streak rather than quiet rule-following. Their impulsive, dramatic language also fits Gryffindor more than the other houses, like when they react to losing a pin with “i lost my atsushi pin. it fell off my backpack. im going to kill myself.” and then quickly pivot to relief and joy when it’s found: “my friend found it for me 🥹🥹 no suicide needed🥹🥹”. Even in lighter posts, the tone is brash and unfiltered, such as calling out “oomf js posted the cringiest shit ever oh my god”. Taken together, their activism, willingness to get punished for it, and emotionally intense, reactive posting style align most strongly with Gryffindor’s courage and impulsiveness.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic, emotional teenage energy mixed with dark humor and rebellion. They’re 13 and very online, openly joking about self-harm and suicidality in an edgy way, like in “im vyyi yes ok? 👀 im 13😳 i use he/him ok? 🥹 i also cut myself😳😳😳 #moothunt #promotwt #shedtwt #shtwt” and “i lost my atsushi pin. it fell off my backpack. im going to kill myself.”, which reflects the song’s mix of angst and dark humor about teen struggles. Their timeline swings between happy hyperfixations and irritability, from ecstatic posts like “I GOT SUA ALNST FIGURE OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPYY SAY HI TO HER SHES THE YOUNGEST PERSON EVER” to snarky ones like “oomf js posted the cringiest shit ever oh my god”, mirroring the moodiness and volatility the song talks about. They’re also grounded for protesting, as in “turns out im grounded bc i did the walkout at school and went to protest”, which fits the song’s defiant attitude toward authority and adults. Overall, “Teenagers” matches their mix of rebellion, dark joking, and intense teenage feelings.

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