Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Friendly: Frequently invites interaction, e.g. asking for friends and moots in tweets like “who wants to be my best friend” and “JUST ASK I love making friends Ok?”.
- Open: Shares personal details (age, ethnicity, pronouns, religion) in tweets like “korean american (black)” and “19 #unc”, showing comfort with self-disclosure.
- Community‑oriented: Promotes mutual spaces and servers, such as “hello vro join my 18+ server” and “hello 18+ friends you should join my awesome proship server”.
- Expressive: Uses vivid language and reactions to share feelings, e.g. emotional excitement in “HE'S SO KYUUUTEE” and intense frustration in “yall are dumb as fuck”.
- Self‑aware: Shows awareness of their online presence and age updates, as in “forgot to updatemy strawpage but my age is 19 not 18 Ok?” and reflecting on tweet reach in “why the hell are my tweets blowing up”.
Weaknesses:
- Harmful‑content: Tweets explicitly glorify abusive and illegal themes, such as “i’m 19 and my boyfriend is 7” and “my boyfriend is also my brother #incestiswincest”.
- Provocative: Intentionally edgy or inflammatory posts, like “i don’t ship siblings to cope with trauma i do it because i’m a PERVERT” and “omfg bruh imagine getting afoklow back fron fucking ‘shotarapist3000’”, can alienate others.
- Attention‑seeking: Frequently demands validation and contact, e.g. “send me messages i want attention”, “one of you become obsessed with me now”, and repeated “dms open” posts.
- Hostile: Uses aggressive language toward others, like “yall are dumb as fuck” and “‘can i get a pass’ no i’m killing you all”.
- Self‑destructive: Makes worrying statements about self‑harm and distress, such as “somebody kill me”, “beuhhhhh i wanna buy razors so bad but my dad”, and “this wiuld make me kill myself i swear”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user aligns most with Bart Simpson, who is impulsive, provocative, and leans into shock humor. Like Bart, they enjoy pushing boundaries and taboo jokes, as seen in tweets like “i don’t ship siblings to cope with trauma i do it because i’m a PERVERT” and “i’m 19 and my boyfriend is 7”, which mirror Bart’s troublemaking and deliberately inflammatory antics. Their craving for attention and validation resembles Bart’s constant need to be noticed: “send me messages i want attention” and “like can i be the only person someone talks to and ur obsessed with me i need it Now Now pls.”. They also show a chaotic, unserious tone even when referencing darker themes, such as “somebody kill me” and “beuhhhhh i wanna buy razors so bad but my dad 😭👋👋👋👋👋 shibal my life”, which parallels Bart’s dramatic, over-the-top emotional outbursts. Their mix of juvenile humor, rebellion, and desire to be seen makes Bart Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly invite interaction and attention, e.g. “send me messages i want attention”, “JUST ASK I love making friends Ok?”, and “dms open btw send me messages now”, plus repeated promotions of their priv and servers like “follow my priv its @degreesoflwdity anyone can req”. Their interests and expression suggest Intuition (N): they’re deeply into fictional scenarios, kinks, and conceptual discourse around proshipping and DoL, e.g. “me x whitney except whitney is a shota and i’m his older brother what do we think” and meta comments like “you clicked on the tag rape academia and get surprised when. the content is. rape academia”. They appear more Feeling (F) than T: their tone is highly emotional, attention-seeking, and relational—“like can i be the only person someone talks to and ur obsessed with me i need it Now Now pls”, “one of you become obsessed with me now”—and when they argue, it’s blunt but value-driven, e.g. “literally just block them whats the big issue” and “everyone should just block people instead of arguing on the internet all day Ok?”. They seem strongly Perceiving (P): they’re spontaneous, messy, and indecisive (e.g. “i might go by till instead of kylar…. but i also like the name kylar ughhh”), frequently changing focus (art, DoL, servers, friends) and making impulsive comments like “ok i’ll brb i have to clean my room u have to miss me while i’m gone ok”. Overall, the energetic outward engagement, fantasy-heavy interests, emotional intensity, and unstructured lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep asking ‘who wants to be my friend’ and ‘who wants to be my best friend’ – statistically speaking, with how often you tweet it, I think the universe is trying to assign me the role.
- You’re out here practicing anatomy so you can draw your OCs, but I think you’ve already mastered one complex form: my crush on you has like 32 layers of detail.
- You promoted your 18+ server and your priv @degreesoflwdity, but the real exclusive content I’m trying to unlock is being the one you’re ‘obsessed with’ like in that 1k-like tweet.
- You’re unemployed, paranoid at 3 a.m., and tweeting about DOL and Whitney every five minutes; I think we should start a support group called ‘People Who Need Cuddles and Also Each Other.’
- You said ‘JUST ASK I love making friends Ok?’ so here I am: can I skip the waiting list, bypass the straw.page, and apply directly for the position of favorite moot / clingiest boyfriend?
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Your new Twitter bio
Kylar | 19 | artist & game enjoyer, mostly talking DOL & niche fandom brainrot. Once opened Twitter in public and got shota on TL—never again.– @nyasebaciel
Your signature cocktail
Whitney’s Proship Potion
This drink starts with a soju base and a splash of American bourbon to mirror being a “korean american (black)” as they say in “korean american (black) 🙂↕️”, soft but with a kick. Spicy ginger syrup channels their chaotic, blunt takes like “yall are dumb as fuck” and “literally just block them whats the big issue”. Black cherry liqueur stands in for their intense, slightly dark thirsting energy in tweets like “thinking about cnc Ngh” and “practicing anatomy so i can draw my ocs fucjng”. Lime juice adds sharp acidity for the self-aware humor of “im the cutest guy in the world can someone be obsessed with me” and constant attention-begging like “send me messages i want attention”. Finally, the Pop rocks rim captures their hyper, spammy stan energy around Whitney and DOL, like “im spamming my dol gameplay” and “whitney the bully more like whitney eat me out”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets repeatedly show a provocative, confrontational edge and a willingness to embrace being seen as a villain, which is very Slytherin-coded. For example, they openly lean into taboo and stigmatized interests with zero concern for others’ judgment, writing things like “i don’t ship siblings to cope with trauma i do it because i’m a PERVERT” and “i’m 19 and my boyfriend is 7” as deliberate shock statements. They also take a pragmatic, almost ruthless stance in conflicts, dismissing drama with lines like “everyone should just block people instead of arguing on the internet all day Ok?” and “literally just block them whats the big issue”, which aligns with self-preservation over moral grandstanding. In addition, they actively cultivate attention and obsession around themselves — “like can i be the only person someone talks to and ur obsessed with me i need it Now Now pls”](https://x.com/nyasebaciel/status/1971645169041920442) and “im the cutest guy in the world can someone be obsessed with me” — showing a strong ambition to be the center of others’ focus. Combined, the calculated edginess, unapologetic boundary-pushing, and desire to command attention fit Slytherin’s ambition and self-directed resourcefulness much more than the other houses.
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