
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Adam perfectly embodies the insecure, lovesick, and slightly pathetic energy of Milhouse Van Houten. Much like Milhouse’s pining for Lisa, Adam is stuck in a cycle of unrequited affection, admitting that “Once a day i check me and hers dms to see if she responded” and wondering “If i was attractive would i be more likable”. His self-deprecating humor and social isolation, seen when he tweets “God i need friends”, mirrors Milhouse's status as the perpetual underdog. Both share a dramatic flair for their own suffering, with Adam lashing out at the holiday by tweeting “Fuck you AND your valentine” in a way that feels very much like a Simpsons sight gag.

Your MBTI personality Type
Adam explicitly identifies as an INTP in his bio, a classification supported by his analytical and somewhat detached self-reflection. He exhibits Introversion and a lack of social fulfillment, tweeting “God i need friends” while spending his time in solitary pursuits like gaming. His Intuition and Thinking traits appear in his cynical, abstract humor, such as imagining a “1300s attention seeker” claiming to have the plague. While he deals with heavy emotions, he approaches them with a logical, process-oriented mindset, even using a satirical hashtag to describe his “#ProductiveGrieving” as he analyzes old DMs to fix errors. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his unfiltered, spontaneous updates about his “cat farting” and his general disregard for maintaining a polished social media presence.

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EST-based professional overthinker. When I'm not questioning my likability or dodging Geometry Dash levels, I’m investigating if my cat truly just farts like that.– @nylonalphabet

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the essence of a lonely INTP spending Valentine’s Day “eating chocolate, whining about games, and missing your ex”. The heavy base of bitter Campari reflects his self-aware misery, specifically his habit of “checking old messages to see what i did badly” as a form of #ProductiveGrieving. We added a salty splash for the humiliation of being “left on read” and a dark chocolate finish to sweeten the sting of being single for the “3rd year in a row”. It is a moody, experimental cocktail for someone who worries “if i was attractive would i be more likable” while drinking alone in the EST timezone.

Your Hogwarts House
Adam identifies as an INTP, a personality type inherently tied to Ravenclaw’s analytical and introverted nature. His tweets demonstrate a self-aware, almost clinical obsession with logic and observation, such as when he uses the hashtag #ProductiveGrieving to describe how he re-reads old messages to “find a way to fix it”. He displays a specific brand of dark wit and imaginative thinking, seen in his joke about a “1300s attention seeker” claiming to have the black plague. Even his insecurities are filtered through a lens of hypothetical inquiry, asking, “If i was attractive would i be more likable”, showcasing a mind that prioritizes understanding the 'why' behind social dynamics over simple emotional expression.

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This song perfectly mirrors Adam’s deep sense of social isolation and his self-perception as a burden to others. He explicitly questions his own worth and presence, asking, “Do i talk about her too much am i annoying be honest”, which aligns with the song's theme of being 'too much' for people to handle. His preoccupation with a past relationship and the pain of being ignored is evident when he admits he is “missing your ex” and feeling “humiliated” by being left on read. Furthermore, his raw vulnerability in stating “God i need friends” captures the lonely, introspective energy of an INTP processing rejection in a digital age.

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