Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Consistently tweets detailed reactions about the New York Rangers and officiating, like “The three main reasons this team lost are Jacob Trouba, Mika Zibanejad, and Peter Laviolette.”
- Culturally engaged: Engages with TV, wrestling, and MCU shows, praising content such as “I’m still obsessed with #AgathaAllAlong… It’s truly the MCU at its best.”
- Politically involved: Shows active civic participation and enthusiasm for candidates, e.g. “Just got my early voting ballot in the mail, can’t wait to vote for @ZohranKMamdani for Mayor of New York City” and “casting a ballot in person for @ZohranKMamdani felt amazing.”
- Analytical thinker: Offers specific breakdowns of games and storylines, like assessing match booking in “That #WrestleMania match was awful. Completely destroyed Gunther’s aura… Sucked any excitement I had for the show out of the room.”
- Humorously creative: Uses vivid metaphors and jokes, such as calling Georgiev “the Holy Spirit” in “Totally the Holy Spirit to their God and Jesus. Catholic school education came in handy for the metaphor” and the bio “I Laf at Your Misfortune.”
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses insults and slurs, like “Refs handing these cunts on Carolina every benefit… Someone needs to take out a cane, just hurt him.” and “It takes a level of inbreeding and lead paint for anyone who’s a fan of the Crapitals”
- Dehumanizing rhetoric: Refers to others as less than human, such as “you get one strike and become subhuman in my eyes.” and “you need to stop breathing since it’s taking oxygen from people who deserve it.”
- Violent expression: Invokes or fantasizes about harm, e.g. “Someone needs to take out a cane, just hurt him. Tell the ref ‘call it fair, or there won’t be any of them left to play’” and “gun to your head, Biden or Trump’ I may choose the gun.”
- Referee fixation: Repeatedly attributes results to biased officiating, as seen in “Officials have been absolutely awful for the rangers. Refuse to call a penalty in their favor”, “This league is a travesty.”, and many similar posts blaming refs.
- Harsh intolerance: Shows low tolerance for disagreement, e.g. “I will not tolerate idiots.” and “If you think being concerned after a loss is negativity,then you’re an idiot and shouldn’t be able to call yourself a fan.”
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user matches Homer Simpson: intensely loyal to his team, quick‑tempered, often outrageous, but ultimately driven by passion. Like Homer screaming at the TV over a bad call, they constantly rage at officiating and rivals, e.g. “Refs handing these cunts on Carolina every benefit… Someone needs to take out a cane, just hurt him.” and “I will not tolerate idiots. If you don’t think Kakko was tripped, you need to stop breathing…”. Their hyperbolic, darkly comic outbursts such as “If someone said ‘gun to your head, Biden or Trump’ I may choose the gun.” fit Homer’s over-the-top reactions to frustration. At the same time, they’re capable of earnest enthusiasm and fandom—whether for shows like “I’m still obsessed with #AgathaAllAlong… It’s truly the MCU at its best.” or voting for a candidate they like, as in “casting a ballot in person for @ZohranKMamdani felt amazing.”. The mix of crude insults, exaggerated threats, and genuine heart underneath is very much Homer yelling from the couch at a hockey game.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They show a pronounced outward, confrontational focus consistent with Extraversion (E): they frequently address large groups and strangers directly and aggressively, e.g. calling Maple Leafs fans a "joke" in “The @MapleLeafs are so shitty of an organization…” and ranting at fellow fans in “If you think being concerned after a loss is negativity,then you’re an idiot and shouldn’t be able to call yourself a fan.”. Their interests and commentary point to Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they naturally jump to broader patterns and systemic bias (league, refs, media, politics) rather than just isolated plays, as in “Seems the nhl decided the rangers can’t breathe without a penalty and the capitals cannot be called for penalties. Bull shit.” and their critique of Blue Bloods as "copaganda" in “It’s trying so hard to fellate the police and call any criticism of them as being evil. It’s truly appalling, and why this country is total shit.”. They are strongly Thinking (T): they prioritize judgments, consistency, and calling out perceived stupidity over harmony, as seen in “I will not tolerate idiots. If you don’t think Kakko was tripped, you need to stop breathing since it’s taking oxygen from people who deserve it.” and “I give people 3 strikes on idiotic comments. But if that idiotic comment is about the Rangers, you get one strike and become subhuman in my eyes.”. Their tone and approach reveal clear Judging (J) tendencies: they like firm standards, quick evaluations, and decisive positions on players, refs, and politicians, for example demanding accountability and change in “I don’t know how you can watch tonight’s game and not see that Laviolette needs to go.” and pushing structural fixes in “New CBA idea for the NHL, players who don’t play for a team between trade deadline day and the playoffs are ineligible to play in the playoffs.”. Taken together—the combative extraversion, big-picture pattern claims, hard-edged logic, and decisive, standards-driven judgments—ENTJ fits their online persona best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say goals are overrated, but my only goal tonight is to convince you the real #HeatedRivalry is between your Rangers takes and my desire to buy you a drink after the game.
- You voting for Zohran Mamdani in person gave you goosebumps; watching you roast refs and politicians with the same intensity makes me think we’d be an elite pairing on and off the ballot.
- You’re ‘Below Madison Square Garden,’ obsessed with Rangers, WrestleMania, and #AgathaAllAlong — basically, you’re living in the MCU–WWE–NHL crossover event I’ve been waiting my whole life to binge with someone.
- If you can feel this much anxiety over hockey season being back and still ride for this team through every ‘refs handed them the game’ rant, I feel like you’d be terrifyingly loyal to anyone lucky enough to date you.
- You defend Rempe hits, call out dirty Canes, and want someone to ‘take out a cane’ if the refs stay biased — I don’t need you to fight for me like that, but I wouldn’t mind you fighting for the last slice of pizza with me on a Rangers playoff night.
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Rangers diehard below MSG, part-time ref critic, full-time hockey masochist. Once dreamed Cuomo punched me after I called him a disgrace to Italians.– @NYRorBust
Your signature cocktail
The Heated Rivalry High Stick
Rye whiskey brings the strong, no-nonsense backbone, reflecting how they talk about refs and rivals, from “Refs handing these cunts on Carolina every benefit, and they take advantage.” to “It takes a level of inbreeding and lead paint for anyone who’s a fan of the Crapitals to complain about officiating.”. The bitter red aperitivo captures their constant outrage at officiating and league politics, like “Seems the nhl decided the rangers can’t breathe without a penalty and the capitals cannot be called for penalties. Bull shit.”. Fresh lemon juice cuts through the bitterness like those rare moments of joy and appreciation, as seen when they gush about “#AgathaAllAlong… It’s truly the MCU at its best.” and “Steve Valiquette is the best analyst in the business, I like how he calls out the refs for the horrendous calls.”. The hot chili tincture or hot sauce embodies their fiery, sometimes scorched-earth rhetoric, from “I will not tolerate idiots… you need to stop breathing since it’s taking oxygen from people who deserve it.” to “I give people 3 strikes on idiotic comments. But if that idiotic comment is about the Rangers, you get one strike and become subhuman in my eyes.”. Finally, a splash of club soda adds a volatile fizz, mirroring the anxious, adrenaline-fueled fandom in “I forgot what this anxiety felt like… ah hockey season is back” and the dramatic highs of “#WWERaw is off to a hot start. Goosebumps. @JohnCena is literally spewing hot fire”. This is a strong, bitter, spicy, slightly effervescent cocktail—just like a Rangers fan who lives below Madison Square Garden and treats every game like a holy war.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows intense moral courage and a readiness to go on the attack for what they believe is right, even in harsh terms. They repeatedly call out perceived injustice by officials and opponents, e.g. saying “Refs handing these cunts on Carolina every benefit… Someone needs to take out a cane, just hurt him. Tell the ref ‘call it fair, or there won’t be any of them left to play’” and “I will not tolerate idiots. If you don’t think Kakko was tripped, you need to stop breathing since it’s taking oxygen from people who deserve it.”, which reflects a very Gryffindor-like fiery righteousness and impulsiveness. Their politics are similarly bold and confrontational, from voting enthusiastically for Zohran Mamdani in person — “casting a ballot in person for @ZohranKMamdani felt amazing” — to imagining telling Cuomo to his face that he’s “a sexual predator” before getting punched in a dream scenario: “I told him he’s a sexual predator, a disgrace to Italians and Zohran would mop the floor with him so he punched me in the face then I woke up.”. Their fandom is defined by intense loyalty and a willingness to see others as "subhuman" over Ranger takes — “if that idiotic comment is about the Rangers, you get one strike and become subhuman in my eyes.” — which fits Gryffindor’s sometimes extreme tribal protectiveness. While there’s some analytical critique of media and booking decisions (e.g. “That #WrestleMania match was awful. Completely destroyed Gunther’s aura.”), the dominant traits are hot-blooded passion, bold confrontation, and standing loudly for their side, all of which align most strongly with Gryffindor rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw.
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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for @NYRorBust is “Welcome to the Black Parade” because it mixes intense emotion, bitterness, and undying loyalty—exactly how they approach the New York Rangers and politics. They swing from despair and rage, like when they say “Sometimes I feel like burning in hell isn’t soon enough” and call out refs with lines such as “Refs really want the islanders to win, talk about trying to save a piece of shit franchise by swallowing the whistle for them”. Yet beneath the fury is a stubborn, almost heroic commitment to their teams and causes, from “New York Ramgers hockey.” in their bio to passionately defending players and analysts like “Steve Valiquette is the best analyst in the business, I like how he calls out the refs for the horrendous calls.” The song’s theme of carrying on despite feeling broken mirrors how they keep watching, ranting, and caring even when they feel the league or world is rigged, as in “This league is a travesty.” Like the narrator of the song, they turn frustration, injustice, and dark humor into a relentless march forward, refusing to stop caring no matter how often they feel let down.
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