
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s highly introspective and often trapped in intense emotional cycles, similar to how this user talks about their recurring episodes: “Usually every 2 3 months I get these episodes but it’s been too long and it’s stronger”. Like Lisa, they clearly think a lot and read, even seeking out heavy, emotionally charged books: “What books should I read? I love Ellen Hopkins Impulse, I’m starting her Traffick series too”. Lisa often feels misunderstood and bottled up in therapy-like settings, mirroring the user’s discomfort with professional help: “I hate talking to my therapist bro”. There’s also a sharp, dark humor in posts like “February might just fuck me in the ass” and “Accidentally bit my nails down too low and it’s hurting”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to use biting wit to cope with pain. Finally, the craving for connection in “someone dm me” and their open DMs reflects Lisa’s deep but sometimes quietly expressed need for understanding and genuine companionship.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I): their timeline centers on internal experiences and urges rather than social events, and they often sound isolated or quietly asking for connection, e.g. “someone dm me” and “I hate talking to my therapist bro”, which suggests discomfort with direct social interaction. Their focus on emotional states and meaning over external facts points to intuition (N): they describe patterns in their episodes like “Usually every 2 3 months I get these episodes but it’s been too long and it’s stronger” and resonate with heavy, introspective books such as “I love Ellen Hopkins Impulse, I’m starting her Traffick series too”, showing interest in deeper psychological themes rather than just surface details. The intensity of emotional expression and self-worth issues over any logical framing suggests feeling (F): they say things like “I wish I could cut deeper, I feel like my self harm doesn’t count” and “Going insane with urges. (Not telling my therapist)”, clearly prioritizing emotions and personal validation over rational risk-benefit analysis. Their tweets appear spontaneous and in-the-moment, supporting perceiving (P): they don’t reference structured plans or routines but instead react to urges or moods (e.g. “I’m gonna try and sleep” and “I’m on my last blades. They’re box cutter replacements but I can’t get them to break any smaller.”), and their chaotic outbursts like “CUT CUT CUT CUT BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED” and long strings of laughter suggest impulsivity over planning. Altogether, a private, emotionally intense, imaginative, and unstructured presentation aligns most closely with INFP.

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Nyx | they/them | Survivor navigating tough days with dark humor, books, and bubble tea. Here to vent, heal, and overthink everything after midnight.– @NyxCuts

Your signature cocktail
The Blackberry vodka brings a dark, heady buzz that matches their chaotic timeline, from “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” to the manic “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA…”. Blood orange juice nods to their fixation on cutting and bleeding in posts like “CUT CUT CUT CUT BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED” and “Why can’t I always bleed the amount a tiny cut does”, turning something scary into something bittersweet. Activated charcoal syrup mirrors the TW-heavy darkness in their bio and episodes like “Usually every 2 3 months I get these episodes but it’s been too long and it’s stronger”, giving the drink an inky, midnight look. The tonic water with lime adds a sharp, fizzy edge for their restless energy and insomnia vibes in “I’m gonna try and sleep” and their plea “someone dm me”. Finally, the black sugar rim represents the seductive, aesthetic side of their SH space in posts like “Literally the only way I care for my cuts unless forced to get stitches” and their edgy welcome “New oomfs welcome”, coating all that darkness with something strangely sweet.

Your Hogwarts House
Nyx shows a strong Gryffindor-style recklessness and willingness to charge straight into danger, especially around self-harm. Their repeated fixation on cutting deeper, like in “I wish I could cut deeper, I feel like my self harm doesn’t count” and “CUT CUT CUT CUT BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED”, reflects an impulsive disregard for their own safety that aligns more with Gryffindor’s risk-taking than with calculated Slytherin self-preservation. They also openly defy support structures, as seen in “Going insane with urges. (Not telling my therapist)” and “I hate talking to my therapist bro”, which suggests a stubborn, confrontational streak rather than quiet compliance. Even under intense emotional distress, they reach out boldly to others with posts like “someone dm me”, showing a willingness to expose vulnerability publicly. While there are hints of curiosity and fandom enthusiasm in “What books should I read? I love Ellen Hopkins Impulse, I’m starting her Traffick series too” and “I LOVE THE NEW TOMODACHI DIRECT! I LOVE HUGH MORRIS AND BUBBLES, I SHIP THEM”, these are overshadowed by the dominant pattern of impulsive, extreme emotional expression and defiant behavior characteristic of a troubled Gryffindor rather than another house.

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A well‑known song that fits Nyx is How to Save a Life by The Fray, because it captures the painful mix of desperation, miscommunication, and someone silently slipping through the cracks. Their timeline is saturated with self-harm urges and ambivalence about their own pain, like when they say “CUT CUT CUT CUT BLEED BLEED BLEED BLEED” and “I wish I could cut deeper, I feel like my self harm doesn’t count”, mirroring the song’s sense of someone in crisis who isn’t really being reached. The line “Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend” echoes in their reluctance to be honest in treatment, as seen in “Going insane with urges. (Not telling my therapist)” and “I hate talking to my therapist bro”. Their bio and timeline make their whole account a trigger warning, and the song’s pleading, reflective tone fits someone who is constantly on the edge, cycling through intense episodes like “Usually every 2 3 months I get these episodes but it’s been too long and it’s stronger”. Even when they reach out with “someone dm me”, it feels like the same quiet cry at the heart of the song: wanting someone to step in and truly see what’s going on before it’s too late.

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