Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses jokes and satire, e.g., "Critical support to Wellington Mayor George Costanza"
- Civic Engaged: Comments on NZ policy, like urging Auckland Council to switch to in‑person voting
- Tech Savvy: Discusses Windows Vista, AI, EU cookie rules, and other tech topics
- Historical Aware: References events such as the Darien scheme and the Magna Carta
- Creative: Creates imaginative alternate‑history scenarios, e.g., Gran Colombia becoming Scottish
Weaknesses:
- Sarcastic: Sarcasm sometimes clouds meaning, as in "Good news. But this isn’t true"
- Scatterbrained: Tweets jump across unrelated subjects, making the feed feel unfocused
- Conspiracy Prone: Shares dubious claims like the Epstein brother email story
- Verbose: Often writes long, complex sentences with many clauses
- Polarizing: Frequent strong partisan commentary, especially anti‑Trump and partisan political critiques
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the best match because she is the show's intelligent, socially‑conscious voice who constantly critiques politics and champions progressive causes. The user’s tweet "Trump is an evil enough guy on his own … it won’t end with Trump." mirrors Lisa’s habit of calling out political corruption. Their interest in governance is shown by "I think a good angle for a hypothetical boring centrist party would be a C&S agreement …" which aligns with Lisa’s love for nuanced policy discussions. The user’s love of geography and administrative divisions – "Love these, love okrugs, prefectures, shires, boroughs…" – echoes Lisa’s fascination with world affairs and education. Finally, the blend of satire and pop‑culture references like "Critical support to Wellington Mayor George Costanza" reflects Lisa’s witty, meme‑savvy side.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user’s tweets are dominated by abstract, strategic speculation such as "Imagine if the Darien scheme had succeeded and Gran Colombia had ended up Scottish…" (showing strong Intuition). They routinely dissect policy details and metrics, e.g., "Most important metrics the new bills are 637 clauses and 19 schedules compared to 805 sections and 17 schedules in the NBEA," reflecting a Thinking preference. Their communication focuses on ideas and critiques rather than personal anecdotes, as seen in "Trump is an evil enough guy on his own… it won't end with Trump," indicating Introversion. Finally, they propose structured solutions and favor order, like "I think a good angle for a hypothetical boring centrist party would be a C&S agreement…," which aligns with a Judging orientation.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a hot‑swappable head of government? Because I'd love to swap into your cabinet and be the minister of your heart.
- You claim Windows Vista was the best—so how about we reboot our conversation and get a flawless Vista view of each other's smiles?
- I know you love maps, so let me be your compass: I'll always point you toward the most scenic route—straight to my arms.
- You dream of an Air NZ direct flight to Mexico City; how about we skip the layovers and take a direct flight from Wellington straight into each other's hearts?
- If the Darien scheme had succeeded and Gran Colombia went Scottish, we'd be rewriting history together—let's chart a love saga where you're the daring explorer and I'm your trusty sidekick.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Policy analyst, data wrangler, NZ‑based, loves maps, history jokes, and once tried fitting a 3D printer in a caravan.– @nzsd
Your signature cocktail
Hot Swappable Prime Minister
This cocktail starts with a base of Kentucky bourbon, nodding to the ‘Kentucky fried’ claim in the bio and the tweet "Not a lot of people are willing to hear this but actually Windows Vista was the best" that mixes nostalgia with a bold, unapologetic flavor. A drizzle of Manuka honey and Feijoa liqueur brings in the Hutt Valley character and New Zealand sweetness, reflecting the tweet "Love these, love okrugs, prefectures, shires, boroughs, communes, free cities, voivodeships, bailiwicks, special administrative regions etc and especially love anything described as an 'autonomous' something or 'sui generis'" which celebrates diverse local identities. A shot of espresso adds the ‘dirtbag urbanist’ edge, while a float of smoked Scotch whisky gives a nod to the ‘Scottish’ fantasy in the tweet "Imagine if the Darien scheme had succeeded and Gran Colombia had ended up Scottish and in the 2020s we're watching a Netflix original series about drug lords and you've got James McAvoy as like Paul Escobar speaking subtitled Colombian Scots". The drink is served in a glass with a small map garnish, echoing the user's love for maps, and the layered structure can be ‘hot‑swapped’ by stirring the Scotch float, a playful reference to their tweet "The easiest way to be immune to this sort of attack is a political system where your head of government is hot swappable". Overall, the cocktail feels like a ‘Butlerian Jihad’ of flavors, a futuristic, slightly chaotic mix that matches the tweet "It's a nice Butlerian Jihad I just didn't think it would be Catholic" and the user's penchant for blending the old and the new.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user repeatedly demonstrates a love of knowledge and analysis, for example they tweet 'The oldest law on the books in New Zealand, the remaining unrepealed clause of the Magna Carta, while it's hard to know for sure, is conceivably, possibly older than there have been any people in New Zealand', showing an interest in historical facts. They also enjoy linguistic puzzles, noting 'I love the once common dynamic of two random people meeting and cycling through the several languages til they find one they each know', which highlights curiosity about language. Their frequent critiques of political systems, such as 'Good news. But this isn’t true: Auckland Council can and should, decide right now to switch to in person booth voting and prevent this obvious flaw with postal voting', reveal a strategic, analytical mind. Their humor and wordplay, like 'Dick Pic is short for Richard Picture' and 'people who call a main an “entree” have no business criticising anything', display the wit prized by Ravenclaw. Because these traits emphasize intellect, curiosity, and cleverness rather than ambition, bravery, or loyalty, Ravenclaw is the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
Steve’s stream of tweets reads like a rapid‑fire list of historical, political and cultural references, much like Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire.’ He bemoans enduring political problems, e.g., 'Trump is an evil enough guy on his own with the harm he’s caused in office, but what’s staggering is how one man’s corrosive personality… it won’t end with Trump,' and cites ancient legislation, 'The oldest law on the books in New Zealand, the remaining unrepealed clause of the Magna Carta…,' while also demanding reform, 'Good news. But this isn’t true: Auckland Council can and should… switch to in‑person booth voting.' The song’s chorus—‘we didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world’s been turning’—captures his sense that the chaos and absurdities he tweets about are long‑standing and ongoing. Its relentless roll of names and events mirrors his habit of packing many quirky facts into a single post, making it a perfect match for his personality.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 62 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
