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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, aly is a passionate advocate for social justice and accuracy, frequently calling out misinformation and whitewashing in media, such as when they noted “hi if you care about whitewashing the feedback thread for this skin is up”. They possess a highly intellectual and slightly cynical worldview, often feeling isolated by their specific interests, which is evident when they mention being “trapped here” due to their meticulously curated characterization preferences. Aly also shares Lisa’s habit of hyper-fixating on niche cultural topics and academic dynamics, explicitly stating they are “on my vikjayce academy era bullshit once again”. Despite their intelligence, they experience a very relatable 'middle child' frustration with the world, leading them to be “addicted to muting ppl” to maintain their personal peace.

Your MBTI personality Type
Aly demonstrates Introversion through a preference for solitary hobbies like “watching cow hoof trimming videos” and a self-described tendency to “stealthblock” rather than engage in public discourse. Their Intuitive side is shown through a focus on narrative tropes, characterization preferences, and the exploration of “AU RPs” over mundane daily updates. They exhibit a Thinking preference by being blunt and critical of illogical fan behavior, such as when they note, “disliking ppl feminizing viktor and then saying shit that's 10x worse is just ridiculous,” prioritizing consistency over social harmony. Finally, their Perceiving nature is highlighted by a spontaneous, flexible lifestyle, evidenced by using an “instant pot i bought months ago for the first time” and having a “messy” life that requires good luck charms from friends.

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Ontario-based addictions worker and League enthusiast. I enjoy min-maxing farming sims, hunting for Chinese HxH volumes, and fueling my day with Tim Hortons.– @oakenshielder

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a Canadian classic with a chaotic twist, inspired by aly’s excitement over “how it feels to know my taxes are finally getting put to good use (government funded yaoi)”. The base uses “cream soda, like the a&w kind” to reflect a nostalgic sweetness, while the bitters represent her self-admitted tendency to “sound like a cunt all the time” when replying to others. A metal gear is frozen in the center for her “vikjayce academy era bullshit”, symbolizing the only gear that matches hers. Finally, it’s served with a smoky garnish because “mlm shippers are the devil incarnate”, and aly is clearly the one holding the match.

Your Hogwarts House
Aly exhibits a high level of resourcefulness and a blunt, self-preservational attitude toward social curation, evidenced by being “addicted to muting ppl #stealthblock” and admitting, “i can't reply to ppl here because i just sound like a cunt all the time.” Their ambition is channeled through a deep, analytical investment in fandom dynamics, where they maintain high standards for characterization, stating that “bsky jv posts are like opposite of the characterization preferences ive meticulously curated.” Furthermore, they show a cunning sense of humor and a drive for exclusivity, whether “looking at apartment pricing in hangzhou” to one-up doomposters or expressing a need for a “private account to give up the vikjayces url so i can match everywhere.”

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The user is deeply embedded in the Arcane fandom, specifically as a dedicated 'Vikjayce' shipper who admits that “listening to fall out boy never fails to make me ruminate on vikjayce”. Centuries captures the grand, tragic scale of the rivalry between Jayce and Viktor, matching aly's interest in the “heated rivalry mention” and their tendency to analyze the characters' flaws and “negligent or bad decision[s]”. The song's anthemic nature reflects their passion for these characters' legacies, as they've spent years “meticulously curated” preferences for their dynamic. Ultimately, the high-stakes drama of the lyrics aligns with someone who views their ship as a “generational fumble” of epic proportions.

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