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Your Simpsons character
They read as an emotionally intense, media-obsessed nerd whose brain never really turns off, very much like Lisa Simpson. There’s clear thoughtfulness and overthinking in fandom takes, like dissecting Homestuck and Supernatural: “duas vezes por semana penso em rosemary e começo a lacrimejar querendo reler homestuck” and “isso eh LOUCURA ta eh capaz dele ser um dos personagens mais inocentes do universo de iwtv”, which mirrors Lisa’s analytical, obsessive side about her interests. They also show political and social awareness, e.g. “tô feliz q a inflação vai diminuir mas pqp q ideia de merda” and calling out heteronormativity with “pqp 2026 e gente achando q o bowie e a gaga sao hetero”, much like Lisa’s constant frustration with the world’s stupidity. At the same time, they’re sentimental and idealistic in love and friendship, shown in tweets like “meu deus eu amo tanto elas to real encantado” and “queria namorar um viado frances”, which fits Lisa’s quietly romantic, yearning nature. The dramatic flair, frequent exasperation with others, and earnest overinvestment in niche media all line up with Lisa as the best Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as introverted (I): most tweets are inner reactions to media and fandom rather than descriptions of parties or big social circles, and they even joke about being forced into social/romantic norms, e.g. “meus tao chamados 'amigos' estao tentando me doutrinar para que eu comece a sentir atração por mulheres pq alegadamente eu nao combino com homem”, which frames others as external pressure on their private world. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N), centering on concepts, ships, and symbolism instead of concrete details, like pondering character psychology and canon/fanon dynamics in tweets such as “o conceito de um crackship ser canonizado” and long quotes of poetic lyrics like “so when you go solo you hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights…”. They come off as feeling (F): their language is highly emotional (“te amo”, “to encantado”, “AI DEUS EU ADORO ELE”) and value-charged judgments like “esse combo puta que pariu como vcs n sentem vergonha de si mesmos”, focusing on how things feel and what’s “right” more than on detached logic. The timeline also suggests perceiving (P) over judging: they bounce impulsively between obsessions (Homestuck, Supernatural, Interview with the Vampire, music) and moods, with spontaneous comments such as “to com uma dor de cabeca babado” and “to so estourando plastico bolha desde hoje cedo”, and there’s little evidence of structured planning or orderly life updates. Their combination of intense inner emotional life, media-driven idealism, lyrical quotes, and scattered, reactive tweeting fits INFP better than neighboring types like ENFP or INFJ.

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Amadeo • professional overthinker live-tweeting Homestuck, SPN & vampire brainrot • once considered opening a museum just for moodboards– @oanjodamusica

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This drink starts with a gold cachaça shot for the loud, chaotic, very online energy of someone who tweets things like “meus tao chamados 'amigos' estao tentando me doutrinar para que eu comece a sentir atração por mulheres” and “to macdennis”. Blood orange juice captures the dramatic, slightly unhinged flair of lines such as “quero tomar o sangue dele” and “ai porra vsf”. A float of sparkling rosé represents the romantic, ship-obsessed softness behind tweets like “duas vezes por semana penso em rosemary e começo a lacrimejar querendo reler homestuck” and “meu deus eu amo tanto elas to real encantado”. The rosemary-honey syrup is a nod to that sentimental, almost literary side that quotes long lyrics like “so when you go solo you hold your own hand…” and “when the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king…”. Finally, a charcoal salt rim mirrors the acidic, dark-humor bitterness of “esse combo puta que pariu como vcs n sentem vergonha de si mesmos” and the unapologetic fandom rants like “pqp 2026 e gente achando q o bowie e a gaga sao hetero”, giving the cocktail a sharp edge worthy of camarote no. 5.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very Slytherin blend of sharpness, ruthlessness and strategic thinking in social dynamics. They openly fantasize about extreme, manipulative tactics to regain control, e.g. threatening self‑harm on live TV to force a system to respond, in “se eu tivesse no lugar deles eu teria levado um caco de vidro no bolso pra dentro do quarto branco e ameaçava cortar a garganta em rede nacional tal qual aquele episodio de black mirror”, which signals a strong instinct for leverage and self‑preservation through shock tactics. Their irritation with others and readiness to "punish" people who annoy them, like “pra ser sincero eu espero muito que aconteca so pra voces pagarem com a lingua se eu tivesse no time de hs2 todo mundo que me irritasse minimamente no hstwt ia tomar bomba”, fits Slytherin’s vengeful, score‑keeping side more than Hufflepuff’s forgiving nature. They also display a kind of ironic ambition and superiority, dismissing whole fandom behaviors with lines like “da pra ver que eles tao ficando sem ideia de post spnxtheboys e so tao postando qualque merda pq sabem q as jensenfas vao hitar” and “cara quem se importa”, suggesting they see through how people chase clout and position themselves above it. At the same time, they are intensely loyal and obsessive about their favorites (ships, characters, musicians), as shown in tweets like “descanse em paz dirk strider voce teria amado jogar horse life no roblox” and “duas vezes por semana penso em rosemary e começo a lacrimejar querendo reler homestuck”, but this loyalty is focused and possessive, aligning more with Slytherin’s ride-or-die devotion than Hufflepuff’s generalized kindness. Overall, the mix of emotional intensity, willingness to use extreme means, clout‑awareness, and pointed, sometimes cruel humor makes Slytherin the best fit.

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Their timeline mixes intense fandom feelings, self-aware melodrama, and sharp humor in a way that fits Fiona Apple’s confessional, hyper-emotional style. They quote Fiona directly in a long lyric tweet, which shows clear identification with her voice: “so when you go solo you hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights…” and “when the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king…”. Like Criminal, their tweets swing between irreverent chaos and raw intensity, e.g. “quero tomar o sangue dele” and “meus tao chamados 'amigos' estao tentando me doutrinar para que eu comece a sentir atração por mulheres”. There’s also that mix of guilt, desire, and theatrical exaggeration in lines like “prefiro mil vezes o lestat alucinação q o lestat em si pqp quero me casar com o lestat alucinacao” and “descanse em paz dirk strider voce teria amado jogar horse life no roblox”. Criminal captures the same vibe of being a little unhinged, very self-aware, and deeply, almost theatrically, emotional—exactly the energy their feed radiates.

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