Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly toeing the line between joking and genuinely starting trouble. Like Bart, they lean into shock humor and taboo topics, calling themselves out with tweets like “I have a foot fetish” and joking about crime or violence with posts like “We gotta start killing people”. They have a rebellious, anti-authority streak, summed up in a bio of “more drugs, less cops, more thugs, more scum” and a tweet like “I will stop being hostile when oasistwt stops being idiotic”, which echoes Bart’s tendency to call people out and stir drama. At the same time, there’s a smart, self-aware side under the trolling, visible in posts about school and chemistry like “85 on orgo NEVER call me stupid again” and “Bye have to go to bed I have chem lab tmrw maybe I’ll make meth”, just as Bart often reveals surprising competence or heart beneath his mischief. Their dark humor about death and their dead friend, as in “My dead friend And Liam were in my dream last night wtf”, also mirrors Bart’s tendency to treat heavy topics with irreverent jokes rather than earnest sentimentality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as strongly Extraverted: they are highly interactive, constantly replying and subtweeting others, openly talking about their life and fights, and joking about being doxxed, as in “I don’t think being kinda weird on twt is a doxxable offense” and “Can you unrt my post if you have me blocked pls I don’t want people thinking we like each other now”. Their focus on fandom dynamics, social hypocrisy, and ‘big picture’ takes on celebrities suggests Intuition over Sensing, for example “Can we stop babying Liam and Noel please… like not in the be a dick to them way but like they are old rich white men they are not immune to criticism” and “It’s not crazy for people to want celebrities to speak out about stuff that matters actually”, which zoom out to values and implications rather than concrete details. They seem Feeling‑dominated: their arguments are framed around fairness, hypocrisy, and emotional impact, and they stay invested in interpersonal drama, e.g. “If I’m remembering correctly you and your friends were calling me a slut and saying I was gonna get stds bc I was going out for coffee with my teacher” and “And I hope Liam blocks your for hating on his son Okay”, where moral judgments hinge on respect and loyalty. Their style is spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they procrastinate (“Have a lab report due tomorrow at midnight and I haven’t started it”), joke about chaotic behavior (“Bye have to go to bed I have chem lab tmrw maybe I’ll make meth”), and frequently change mood or stance mid‑timeline, like “Nvm I’m kinda not in the mood to fight today”. Putting these together—outwardly expressive, socially driven, value‑oriented, and impulsive—the overall pattern fits ENFP better than neighboring types like ENTP (more debate/logic‑driven) or ESFP (more sensory/experience‑focused than abstract/fandom‑meta‑focused).
Some pickup lines for you
- You got an 85 in orgo while ‘maybe making meth’ in chem lab — if that’s you not trying, I’m a little scared (and very interested) to see what happens if we study each other instead.
- You said the oasis fandom is dying and to RT if you’re a real homosexual — I can’t RT this, but I can volunteer as your personal Gallagher dick rider support group until 2027 and beyond.
- You wondering if Liam wants John Lennon x reader recs makes me think… when are you accepting applications for ‘minnie x reader’? I promise better plot than Flowers in the Attic and less cybercrime.
- You said you have a foot fetish and then tweeted ‘Hello feet’ — I’m just saying, if we ever hang out, I’ll make sure my wikiFeet score is worthy of a QRT and a ‘you brought that on yourself pervert.’
- In a world of people who eat seed oils, red 40, and drink alcohol, you said this is you — I kinda want to be the one unhinged variable in your clean-living equation, the exception you make right before day drinking in summer.
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Your new Twitter bio
Chem lab survivor, Oasis/McLennon scholar, part-time New York mind analyst. Once got called a slut for getting coffee with my teacher and lived.– @oasisfuck
Your signature cocktail
The GallagHeretic Fizz
Overproof Irish whiskey stands in for the chaotic, ride-or-die stan energy and Irish references of tweets like “Mo chara” and the constant Gallagher orbit of “Liam Gallagher”. The red energy drink with glitter nods to their hyper, terminally-online vibe and the callout of junk-consuming masses in “In a world full of people who eat seed oils and red 40 and drink alcohol this is me”. An absinthe rinse captures the pervy, foot-fetish surrealism of “Why am I a pervert?” and “I have a foot fetish”, giving the drink a hallucinatory kink. Salted grapefruit soda keeps it bitter-salty yet refreshing, reflecting their mix of hostility and sincerity in lines like “I will stop being hostile when oasistwt stops being idiotic” and “We’re all on Twitter no one is cool”. Crushed ice and a lime wedge finish it off with a deceptively cute presentation that hides a dangerously strong core, just like boasting “85 on orgo NEVER call me stupid again” while joking “Bye have to go to bed I have chem lab tmrw maybe I’ll make meth”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is driven by loud conviction and a willingness to fight publicly, which is very Gryffindor. They openly call out their own fandom and refuse to be nice just to keep the peace, as in “I will stop being hostile when oasistwt stops being idiotic” and “Can we stop babying Liam and Noel please… like not in the be a dick to them way but like they are old rich white men they are not immune to criticism”. They also confront people who slut-shamed them, explicitly naming the behavior and standing their ground: “If I’m remembering correctly you and your friends were calling me a slut and saying I was gonna get stds bc I was going out for coffee with my teacher” and “Should’ve kept her blocked when she and her friends were calling me a slut for going out for coffee w my teacher ……”. The impulsive, chaotic edge shows up in things like “We gotta start killing people” and “Bye have to go to bed I have chem lab tmrw maybe I’ll make meth”, which read as exaggeration but highlight their reckless, performative bravado. Even their dark humor about their own fandom and idols—“New study shows Liam Gallagher dick riders will die before 2027”—shows the classic Gryffindor mix of loyalty and combative honesty rather than calculating self-preservation. A skeptic might see some Slytherin snark, but the dominant traits are courage, outspokenness, and an almost reckless commitment to saying what they think, which fits Gryffindor best.
Your movie
Your song
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
The best fit is Cigarettes & Alcohol by Oasis, because it matches both their Oasis obsession and their chaotic, hedonistic vibe. Their bio, “more drugs, less cops, more thugs, more scum,” and jokes like “Bye have to go to bed I have chem lab tmrw maybe I’ll make meth” echo the song’s themes of self-destruction and chasing a high instead of settling for a normal life. The song’s attitude of sneering at conformity and wanting something more mirrors tweets like “We’re all on Twitter no one is cool” and “I will stop being hostile when oasistwt stops being idiotic”. Their intense parasocial fixation on Liam and Noel in tweets such as “Can we stop babying Liam and Noel please… like not in the be a dick to them way but like they are old rich white men they are not immune to criticism” also suits a track that’s very specifically of that Britpop, Gallagher-worshipping world. Overall, the song’s mix of grime, boredom, and reckless fun fits their persona almost literally.
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