Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges mental state and limits, like reflecting on therapy and positivity in “God knows how much i force myself into positivity all day” and “i'm going back to therapy”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares complex feelings, from anguish in “I'm feeling terrible, an anguish I've never felt before. I'm a mess.” to hope in “you never know what the new day might bring”.
- Creative-humorous: Uses playful, vivid phrasing like “supergirl supersonic girl give the antibiotic so epic so iconic” and “going to Studio 54 to see whats the tea”.
- Culturally-curious: Engages with music, cinema, and pop culture across eras, referencing Oasis, Kate Moss, Lana, Beatles, and Brazilian cinema in “forget that brazil is about football we are now in our cinema era”.
- Family-attached: Talks often about family roles and dynamics, like being the eldest daughter in “born to be an only child and forced to be the eldest daughter” and joking about being the “Brooklyn” of the family in “I think I'm the Brooklyn of the family because I never show up anywhere with them”.
Weaknesses:
- Body-preoccupied: Focuses heavily on thinness and thigh gap, e.g. “thank you so much God for making me thin” and “at least my thigh gap is back”.
- Emotionally-overwhelmed: Frequently describes exhaustion and sadness, like “deeply sad but i cant explain to no one why” and “I am tired”.
- Self-deprecating: Speaks harshly about self-worth, as in “I have no rights and nothing I own is worthwhile” and “I will apologize to my mother for being her daughter”.
- Relationship-cynical: Expresses strong distrust in love and connection, e.g. “i dont belive in love 😭😭😭” and “i don't think I'll ever feel connected to or happy for someone again”.
- Stress-avoidant: Tends to want escape from problems via inactivity or fantasy, like “i forbid myself to think from now on” and planning to be inactive in “I’ll have to be inactive… one day i comeback”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, artistic, politically aware, and a little melancholic. Like Lisa, they swing between earnest self-improvement and emotional overload, saying things like “I'm feeling terrible, an anguish I've never felt before. I'm a mess.” and “deeply sad but i cant explain to no one why”, while still forcing some optimism: “God knows how much i force myself into positivity all day”. Their political and moral streak shows in tweets such as “Fuck ICE” and “If you merely 'exist' grant yourself the right to a dignified existence”, echoing Lisa’s social conscience. The literary and philosophical quotes, like “Only in a world of speculation What might have been and what has been Point to one end, which is always present” and “For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?”, fit Lisa’s bookish, existential side. Their sensitivity about body image and identity in posts such as “today is a horrible day but at least my thigh gap is back” and “I know I'm always complaining but thank you so much God for making me thin” also mirrors Lisa’s insecurity and longing to feel “enough” in a world that overwhelms her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, clubs, and shared experiences, e.g. wanting company in “someone take me to the dirtiest club” and explicitly craving connection in “i need friends... we need friends”. Their style is highly imaginative and associative rather than concrete, quoting lyrics and spiritual lines like “Only in a world of speculation What might have been and what has been Point to one end, which is always present” and “For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?”, which fits Intuition over Sensing. Emotion drives their perspective far more than logic: they dramatize feelings in posts such as “I'm feeling terrible, an anguish I've never felt before. I'm a mess.” and evaluate themselves and others through worth, envy, and love in “envy... may God destroy this feeling before it destroys the world”, indicating a strong Feeling preference. Their life appears spontaneous and flexible rather than structured: they impulsively declare style and hair changes like “mhmm I'm going to cut my hair like this next time” and sudden resolutions such as “now i gonna get my shit together and apologize everyone”, suggesting Perceiving. Taken together—the social energy, lyric/idea focus, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneity—ENFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were “born to be an only child and forced to be the eldest daughter” — if you ever want a break from parenting the entire world, I volunteer to be the one person you don’t have to take care of, just flirt with.
- You tweeted “I think I’m the Brooklyn of the family because I never show up anywhere with them” — that’s perfect, because I’m definitely the dirty club you keep asking to be taken to. When are you not showing up here with me?
- You went from ‘this year is going to make me blonde’ to ‘IM BLONDE 🙋🏼♀️📷… ANY PROBLEM?’ — I think the only problem is that you didn’t warn me I’d develop a crush in the process.
- You post clouds as ‘cumulus mediocris’ and quote T.S. Eliot and the Bible — are you trying to be my entire humanities syllabus, or can I just major in Ruby Studies instead?
- You said “I just need money...” and “a job in this week 🙏🙏” — I can’t offer a job, but I can offer a position: professional hand-holder for when you go to therapy with the hot psychologist and after, when we debrief over something strong.
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Eldest daughter energy, blonde by choice, therapy in progress. Once thanked God for my thigh gap in a traffic jam.– @oasishello
Your signature cocktail
Supersonic Blonde Brooklyn Fizz
Blonde rum is the base because this year really is going to make you blonde, just like you said in “this year is going to make me blonde ” and shouted again with “IM BLONDE 🙋🏼♀️📷… ANY PROBLEM? 📷📷 💋💋”. Sparkling rosé captures the party girl who wants someone to take her to the dirtiest club in “someone take me to the dirtiest club” while still loving a bit of glamour in “going to Studio 54 to see whats the tea”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sharp, bittersweet note for the eldest-daughter angst and emotional swings in “born to be an only child and forced to be the eldest daughter” and “deeply sad but i cant explain to no one why”. Elderflower liqueur is the soft, romantic part of you that still believes in aesthetic, art, and a little bit of poetry in “Only in a world of speculation What might have been and what has been Point to one end, which is always present” and your dreamy Oasis references like “'Cause when you know, you know So if you don't know, don't give up 'Cause you never know what the new day might bring”. The splash of club soda keeps it light and fizzy, like your constant push to “HAVE FUN HAVE FUN HAVE FUN” in “HAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUN HAVE FUN HAVE FUN HAVE FUN HAVE FUN HAVE FUN HAVE FUN” despite the chaos of “God knows how much i force myself into positivity all day”. This cocktail ends up strong enough to feel, sweet enough to post about, and just chaotic enough to be called “ruby supersonic”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ruby reads as a classic emotionally impulsive, high-drama Gryffindor who charges into life even when she’s scared or hurting. She repeatedly frames her life as something to be confronted head‑on, like when she declares she’s starting therapy again despite being nervous about her (hot, male) therapist: “starting therapy again but my therapist is a man and fit... i don't really know if I should go or not am i going to be okay?” and later jokes, still anxious but going anyway: “my psychologist is hot i'm nervous about it”. There’s a reckless boldness in lines like “fuck it zayn”, “someone take me to the dirtiest club”, and her gleeful clubbing / nightlife persona, which fits Gryffindor’s impulsive thrill‑seeking. Even when she’s deeply low—“I'm feeling terrible, an anguish I've never felt before. I'm a mess.” and “deeply sad but i cant explain to no one why”—she still talks about wanting to live loudly and brightly: “i wanna live! be happy happy happy happy happy” and “HAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUN HAVE FUN HAVE FUN HAVE FUN…”. She also shows a strong moral streak and willingness to say what she thinks, as in “Fuck ICE” and “learn how to say no to the devil”, which is very Gryffindor "this is wrong and I’ll say it" energy. The combination of emotional intensity, public vulnerability, and a tendency to leap first and process later points much more to Gryffindor than to the more strategic Slytherin, studious Ravenclaw, or quietly steady Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Supersonic - Oasis
The best-fitting song for @oasishello is Supersonic by Oasis. They literally echo the title in posts like “supergirl supersonic girl give the antibiotic so epic so iconic” and “ruby supersonic”, showing they already see themselves through that lens. The song’s mix of brash confidence and inner chaos mirrors tweets such as “born to be an only child and forced to be the eldest daughter” and “deeply sad but i cant explain to no one why”. There’s also a constant push-and-pull between wanting to live intensely and feeling drained, seen in “i wanna live! be happy happy happy happy happy” vs. “I am tired”. The song’s freewheeling, slightly reckless energy fits their clubbing, therapy, hair-change, and existential crisis posts, like “someone take me to the dirtiest club” and “God knows how much i force myself into positivity all day”.
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