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Your Simpsons character
@oatmilkanie aligns with Lisa Simpson through her deep sense of empathy, existential angst, and the heavy burden of being a perfectionist. Like Lisa, she is highly self-aware and introspective, often reflecting on her own “self compassion” while grappling with the “hatred towards myself” for her perceived failures. Both share a cynical view of those who exploit others, seen in her hatred for creators who are “profiting off sick teens”. Ultimately, her desire for a better life—“2026 i will recover and love myself”—mirrors Lisa’s constant, bittersweet hope for a future where she finally fits in and finds peace.

Your MBTI personality Type
@oatmilkanie demonstrates a clear Introverted (I) and Feeling (F) preference, often processing her internal emotional world and values over objective logic. She expresses a deep need for “self compassion” and feels a strong connection to her digital community, noting that it’s “crazy to think we know more about our moots lives than their own friends and family”. Her Intuitive (N) side is shown through her constant rumination on her identity and the past, wishing she could “view myself through someone else’s eyes” to grasp an abstract self-image. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her struggle with “decision paralysis” and her frequent shifts in goals, often admitting she will “change my mind every hour” regarding her path to recovery.

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Melbourne local | 23 | wlw. When I’m not playing The Sims or searching for the perfect matcha, I’m probably at Woolies hunting for new froyo flavors. ✨– @oatmilkanie

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the “pink pilates princess era” Anie aspires to, mixing a wholesome matcha base with the “oat milk” from her handle. The bitterness of the grapefruit reflects her struggle with “self hatred fueled by comments”, while the silver glitter represents her “favourite pandora necklace” lost during a medical emergency. Despite the internal “conflict” she feels, the drink is served chilled to soothe a girl who is “tucked into bed” playing the Sims while trying to find “self compassion”.

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Anie demonstrates the Gryffindor trait of vocal advocacy and moral courage, notably when she expresses a “deep hatred for that nico physique guy” for profiting off sick teens. She is remarkably bold and unfiltered about her struggles, openly admitting to being an “attention seeker” who values being seen after a history of trauma rather than hiding in the shadows. Her impulsivity and "all-or-nothing" spirit are seen when she shifts from recovery to a “mission to be as severe as possible” to prove her worthiness for help. Ultimately, her willingness to confront both online bullies and her own internal battles with “self compassion” reflects the heart of a Gryffindor trying to find strength in a desperate situation.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors Anie’s struggle with body dysmorphia and the relentless pursuit of an unattainable physical ideal. She expresses the same internal conflict found in the lyrics, noting how “my body dysmorphia has truly never been so bad i’ve become literally insufferable” and describing the cycle of wanting to stop while being “too deep” to let go of her suffering. Her desire to “view myself through someone else’s eyes” because she no longer knows what she looks like echoes the song's themes of distorted self-perception. Ultimately, her bio describes her as a “disordered girl trying to heal”, capturing the track's poignant blend of deep insecurity and the painful yearning for self-acceptance.

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