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Homer is known for his love of food, chronic overeating, and frequent self‑destructive behavior, which mirrors @obeseatea’s obsession with calories and binge‑eating, as seen in "i’m gen such a fake ana… if i eat even 1100 cals i feel extremely dizzy and end up binging the next day". The user also expresses self‑hatred about weight ("i’m obese i’m so fat") and a desire for an impossibly low BMI ("ahh i got like. 9 months to get to bmi 14"), echoing Homer’s constant conflict between his love of donuts and his awareness that he’s unhealthy. Their bitter, sarcastic tone about others ("rich skinny pretty good grades… hope you get cancer") matches Homer’s often cynical jokes about thin or successful people. Both display a mix of self‑pity, frustration, and a tendency to lash out at communities they dislike, such as the user’s criticism of fat‑positive groups, similar to Homer’s occasional disdain for health‑conscious characters. Overall, the combination of overeating, self‑critical humor, and contradictory attitudes aligns best with Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets are highly introspective and self‑focused, e.g., “i’m gen such a fake ana… idk what to do,” which points to Introversion. They frequently discuss abstract patterns and societal commentary, such as “this generations so fucking retarded … i genially believe we are regressing mentally,” indicating a preference for Intuition. Their judgments are driven by personal values and strong emotions, illustrated by statements like “honestly i fw half of edtwt … gives me the biggest second‑hand embarrassment ever” and “fatspo are just as horrible… YOU are the problem here,” reflecting a Feeling orientation. They also show a structured, goal‑oriented approach, planning weight targets (“ahh i got like. 9 months to get to bmi 14 ATLEAST”) and using concise directives like “4 7 9 easy,” which aligns with Judging. These combined traits best match the INFJ personality type.

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Body positivity & mental health advocate. Pizza lover, cat mom, aspiring writer. Once survived a 3-day fast - realized pizza is my spirit animal.– @obeseatea

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The Fake Fasting Fizz captures the clash between restraint and excess that @obeseatea constantly rants about, echoing their tweet "i’m gen such a fake ana how do people eat under 1000 cals a day… and end up having 2k cals for the whole week idk what to do". A shot of dark rum gives the drink a heavy, brooding base, mirroring the gloom in their comment "this generations so fucking retarded everytime i open tiktok…". The cold‑brew coffee layer adds a jittery caffeine kick, a nod to the "lit everyday nonstop" grind they describe in "i’m gen such a fake ana…". A dash of chili‑infused simple syrup brings a surprising heat that reflects their fiery tirade "istg people who use fatspo are just as horrible… YOU are the problem here". Sharp lemon juice and tonic water finish the cocktail with a sour, bitter fizz, echoing the sharp critique in "why is edtwt tolerable but edtiktok isn’t".

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The user shows a clear drive to achieve personal goals, such as "ahh i got like. 9 months to get to bmi 14 ATLEAST ahh ok," indicating ambition. Their language is often manipulative and ruthless, e.g., "rich skinny pretty good grades lowk hope you get cancer so you got smthin real to cry about," reflecting a cunning, self‑serving mindset. They also dismiss and vilify others, as seen in "istg people who use fatspo are just as horrible as the people who used to bully them for being big, YOU are the problem here," which aligns with Slytherin’s willingness to do whatever it takes to achieve one's aims. This combination of ambition, strategic disdain for others, and a desire for personal control points to Slytherin.

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Their tweets reveal a cycle of self‑destruction, shame, and numbness that mirrors the raw confession in Nine Inch Nail’s ‘Hurt’: “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.” They write, “this killingme” and “I feel like shit,” showing the same painful self‑awareness the song conveys. Their description of extreme restriction—“if i eat even 1100 cals i feel extremely dizzy and end up binging the next day”—parallels the lyric “The needle tears a hole… the old me is gone,” a metaphor for self‑inflicted harm. Their anger toward others—“rich skinny pretty good grades lowk hope you get cancer so you got smthin real to cry about”—fits the song’s bleak view of a hostile, indifferent world. Finally, their frustration with a generation that glorifies disordered eating—“this generations so fucking retarded… we are recessing mentally”—matches the song’s sense of isolation and hopelessness.

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