Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective loyalty: Defends siblings and friends, e.g. affection for his sister in “slk, sou muito baba ovo da minha irmã” and anger at people who wronged them in “Por coisas que fizeram pra mim, pros meus irmãos e amigos”.
- Emotional honesty: Open about mental state in “Tá um caos como sempre” and “Meio destruído, mas ajeitando as coisas aos poucos”, and says couples should tell the truth in “Sim? Vai ter alguém do seu e não vai contar as coisas pra ela?”.
- Direct communication: Gives straightforward answers like “Ficar sem ninguém mesmo” and “Se ex fosse boa, era atual amg. Segue a vida”, and prefers clear rejection in “Ser sincero né man”.
- Affectionate partner: Shows attachment to his girlfriend in “estou grudado com minha mina” and is okay with public affection in “Não importo em demonstrar em público”.
- Social openness: Wants new connections and plots in “QUERO PLOTS!” and welcomes new people in “cola na dm que a gente conversa”.
Weaknesses:
- Anger issues: Frequent hostile reactions like “Vocês são patéticos”, “Que se foda também”, and “Ja to de mau humor e ainda vem fdp encher o saco”.
- Harsh expression: Uses aggressive wording such as “Vou sufocar com um travesseiro” and “Hoje eu mato o Constantine”, which can come off as abrasive.
- Emotional withdrawal: Avoids opening up in “Não falo e fico quieto” and pulls back from people in “Não to a fim de falar com ngm não tlg”.
- Conflict escalation: Leans into confrontation with posts like “Se quer cair no soco, só vir pprt” and mocking tone in “A coitada se achando exclusiva KKKK”.
- Sleep dysregulation: Acknowledges problematic sleep in “Porra, é uma merda ter um sono tão desregulado” and reversed schedule in “enquanto o pessoal tá indo dormir, eu to acordando”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The profile reads as chaotic, irreverent, and impulsive, which lines up closely with Bart Simpson. They swear a lot, joke aggressively, and lean into being provocative, like the over-the-top fireworks rant in “PAPAPUPU🎆🎇PAPUL🎆🎇🎇🎆FIIILLLPUUUUUPOWPOWPOWPOW…” and the mock-tough energy in “Se quer cair no soco, só vir pprt”. At the same time, there’s a clear soft spot for family and close people, similar to how Bart secretly cares about his family: they gush about their sister in “slk, sou muito baba ovo da minha irmã” and show affection toward a partner in “Fazer o que se o pai tá apaixonado”. The user also has that restless, slightly self-destructive vibe—complaining about messy sleep and mental chaos in “Porra, é uma merda ter um sono tão desregulado” and “Tá um caos como sempre”—which fits Bart’s tendency to act out rather than sit still with his feelings. Overall, the mix of rebellion, dark humor, emotional volatility, and hidden loyalty maps best to Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often mention not wanting to talk to anyone or withdrawing, like “Não to a fim de falar com ngm não tlg” and “Não falo e fico quieto”, and they prefer a small circle of close people (sister, girlfriend) over broad socializing, despite being active online. Their language is very concrete and situational, pointing to Sensing: complaints about sleep schedule like “Porra, é uma merda ter um sono tão desregulado” and physical states such as “Meio destruído, mas ajeitando as coisas aos poucos” focus on immediate, practical realities rather than abstract theorizing. They show a strong Thinking preference: they value honesty and directness in relationships, e.g. “Sim? Vai ter alguém do seu e não vai contar as coisas pra ela? Vacilo né” and “Ser sincero né man”, and respond to drama with blunt dismissal like “Vocês são patéticos”. Their tone and choices suggest Perceiving rather than Judging: they emphasize going with the flow—“Depois penso no que fazer”—and show a chaotic, flexible schedule in tweets like “Enquanto o pessoal tá indo dormir, eu to acordando kkk”, plus a spontaneous desire for plots and social RP hooks in “QUERO PLOTS! ... Quero plotar! ☝️”. Overall, the mix of low-key introversion, present-focused realism, blunt logic, and improvisational lifestyle fits ISTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your mind is ‘a chaos as always’ and your sleep is totally desregulated… lucky for you I’m great at staying up late and organizing disasters. Want company next time you’re awake while ‘everyone’s going to sleep’? 😉
- You keep saying you’re ‘meio destruído, mas ajeitando as coisas aos poucos’ — how about we speedrun that healing? Plot of best friends-to-lovers, ft. one guy who prefers games and shooting, and one person who can’t stop shooting their shot at you.
- You answered on Tellonym that you’d rather stay alone than deal with fake friends. Respect. So here’s a deal: I show up real, no migalhas, no drama — just someone who thinks your opinions are ‘interessantes’ and your vibe is dangerously attractive.
- You’re out here asking for every kind of plot — pai, mãe, irmão, vizinho… but forgot o melhor de todos: plot de ‘a gente se tromba na TL, começa falando merda e termina marcando um rolê’. I volunteer as your favorite plot twist.
- You said ‘YOU ARE MY EVERYTHIIIIING coreano coreano coreano’ — if you’re accepting new soundtracks, I can be the OST to your caos: a little romance, a little drama, and a happy ending where you stop wanting to ‘burn it all down’ because we’re too busy kissing instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Half gamer, half chaos manager. Once stayed up so late gaming I watched people wake up for work. Honest takes, loud laughs, loyal to mine.– @obliviis
Your signature cocktail
Hexatombe Highball: PAPAPUPU Edition
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee for the chaotic sleep schedule and late‑night vibe of “Enquanto o pessoal tá indo dormir, eu to acordando kkk” and “Porra, é uma merda ter um sono tão desregulado”. The red chili–mango syrup brings heat and sweetness for the mix of temper and affection in “Vocês são patéticos” versus “slk, sou muito baba ovo da minha irmã” and “Oi, eu também te amo 🥰 #tellonym”. Sparkling citrus soda captures his explosive, firework energy from “PAPAPUPU🎆🎇PAPUL…POWPOW” and the chaotic joy of “VOU ENCHER A CARA”. A dash of Angostura bitters nods to the darker, overthinking side in “Tá um caos como sempre #tellonym” and “Meio destruído, mas ajeitando as coisas aos poucos”. Finally, the charred lime wheel is a wink to his bio’s urge to burn it all down and the hexatombe mood of “Relevando os rolê do hexatombe”, giving a smoky edge to a bold, experimental highball that’s sweet, spicy, and a little bit fed up.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Jason shows strong Slytherin traits: he’s bluntly self-protective and cuts people off rather than tolerating disrespect, as in “Não preciso das tuas migalhas não, fica de boa kk” and “Silenciar é uma opção”. There’s a clear edge of aggression, willingness to confront, and pride in not being walked over in tweets like “Se quer cair no soco, só vir pprt” and “Vocês são patéticos”, which aligns with Slytherin’s assertive, competitive streak. At the same time, he’s intensely loyal to a chosen inner circle – defending siblings and close people – shown by “slk, sou muito baba ovo da minha irmã” and by how he distances himself from fake friends, as in “vc prefere se contentar com um amigo falso ou ficar sem ninguém? 💬 Ficar sem ninguém mesmo”. His answers on Tellonym emphasize honesty but with a pragmatic edge, like “Se ex fosse boa, era atual amg. Segue a vida”, reflecting Slytherin’s realistic, sometimes ruthless practicality. Overall, the mix of pride, guarded vulnerability, selective loyalty, and readiness to fight for his boundaries is far more Slytherin than the more idealistic vibe of Gryffindor or the gentleness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which blends dark humor, emotional chaos, and a slightly unhinged vibe. Their bio, “Sometimes, I just want to burn it all down.”, already echoes the song’s destructive, restless energy. Tweets like “Que se foda também”, “Vocês são patéticos”, and “Vou sufocar com um travesseiro” show the same aggressive, fed‑up tone that runs through the track. At the same time, there’s clear inner turmoil and mental overload — they say their mind is “a mess” in “Tá um caos como sempre” and describe themselves as “Meio destruído, mas ajeitando as coisas aos poucos”, which matches the song’s theme of battling inner demons. Despite the darkness, they’re affectionate and loyal with people they care about, as seen in “Fazer o que se o pai tá apaixonado” and “Oi, eu também te amo 🥰”, mirroring the vulnerable core beneath the song’s eerie exterior. Overall, the mix of cynicism, intensity, and underlying sensitivity in their tweets aligns strongly with the mood and lyrics of Bury a Friend.
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