Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly analyzes their own ED patterns and motives, e.g. reflecting that they’re “killing myself for care” in “got yelled at for purging too loud & disrupting my dads TV…” and acknowledging binge–restrict cycles in “trying to get out of this binge restrict cycle”.
- Empathetic: Shows care for others’ wellbeing despite their own struggles, like wishing others a kind, low-pressure holiday in “please try your best to be kind to yourselves today!” and hoping mutuals stay safe when they go offline in “maybe won't be online the next few days, stay safe all <3”.
- Creative: Expresses creativity through baking, cooking, and presentation, sharing detailed food experiments like banana bread, cobbler, pancakes, muffins and themed WIEIAD plates in posts such as “made banana bread for breakfast :)” and “christmas cookie decorating ❄🍪 !!”.
- Communicative: Explains feelings and experiences in depth, like their reasons for finding recovery ‘impossible’ in “explaining a bit on why im anorexic & the reason why recovery is impossible for me right now” and giving nuanced reviews of protein bars and meals in multiple ‘review’ tweets.
- Boundary-setting: Pushes back against dehumanizing or fetishizing behavior, e.g. rejecting people who only see them as a low BMI body in “wow i wonder why i don't want to interact with ppl who only dehumanize me bc i have a lbmi” and telling off ‘supportive’ shippers in “FUCK OFF I'M MY OWN PERSON LEAVE ME ALONE”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Actively endorses relapse and extreme behaviors, like “girl im bored let's relapse and try to get to bmi 10s” and planning cutting in “want to cut,, cutting after shower,,,,, ok,,,,,,, just styros tho”.
- Recovery-ambivalent: Oscillates between wanting recovery and rejecting it, e.g. starting the year with “maybe i can recover slowly, one step at a time” but later stating “giving up on recov” and “im not recovering” in this reply.
- Validation-seeking: Ties worth heavily to being ‘tiny’ and cared for because of it, as in “nobody cares unless im tiny… i just want to be tiny and small and loved even if its just care because im small” and framing UGW as a way to be ‘sick enough’ in “there is no sick enough. nobody is coming to save me”.
- Harsh-selftalk: Uses extremely negative language about themselves, like “ive gotten so fat and disgusting some1 needs to kill me rn” and calling themselves “worst ana” for eating holiday food in “so much food i feel worst ana 🙁”.
- Health-neglecting: Downplays serious symptoms and risk, e.g. treating a 103.3°F fever and extreme restriction as weight-loss ‘help’ in “flu really does help with wl..” and romanticizing chest pain and family heart issues in “trying to figure out if the random stabbing chest pain im getting is because of… anorexia…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intelligent, introspective, creative, and deeply self-critical. Like Lisa, they overthink everything and express themselves in long, reflective posts, such as when they say maintaining is the best they can do right now in “explaining a bit on why im anorexic & the reason why recovery is impossible for me right now”. Their sensitivity and moral awareness show up when they call out others’ harmful behavior, e.g. “my dad is mad cuz i told him to shut up about how little he eats to his anorexic kids n trying to mansplain more efficient ways to purge is bad actually”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to challenge adults and social norms. They also channel their feelings into small intellectual or aesthetic projects—tea reviews, baking, detailed calorie and protein tracking—as seen in posts like “tea advent calendar day 21 ! blitzens blackberry hibiscus herbal tea” and “woke up at 4am thinking about getting worse in my ED again so instead i made espresso chip banana muffins”. Finally, the combination of feeling unheard and still trying to be kind to others, like in “i hope everyones day is going well so far, all of you stay safe 🖤”, strongly fits Lisa’s mix of loneliness, idealism, and empathy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as strongly introverted: most activity is solitary (baking, tea, treadmill walks) and online; when around others they feel scrutinized or dehumanized rather than energized, e.g. their frustration with being treated as an object on edtwt in “this might be rude of me but … wow i wonder why i don't want to interact with ppl who only dehumanize me bc i have a lbmi” and feeling uncared for unless "tiny" in “my temporary recovery really just showed me nobody cares unless im tiny”. They lean intuition over sensing despite lots of concrete food logs, because they constantly turn experiences into meaning-laden narratives and symbolism, such as “i rlly am killing myself for care ill never get from him” or the poetic framing in “ill recover when im sick enough… nobody is coming to save me”, and they enjoy abstract fandoms like Hannibal, BSD, and Homestuck in “5 things i like and five oomfs to do the same:3 1 hannibal 2 bsd 3 homestuck”. Their decision making is clearly feeling-based and value-driven; they focus on emotional impact and care rather than detached logic, evident in posts about wanting love and gentleness in “i just want to be tiny and small and loved” and in their anger at being treated as a "source" instead of a person in “FUCK OFF I'M MY OWN PERSON LEAVE ME ALONE”. They appear more perceiving than judging: routines and calorie goals shift frequently, they experiment on the fly (e.g. “intake might be higher today… im a little scared to not plan ahead even though it'll probably be safe foods anyway”), and they describe themselves as lazy about structured tasks like making a new intro in “i need to make a new intro but im so lazy that's not getting done anytime soon”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, identity sensitivity, symbolic/poetic framing of suffering, and flexible but often chaotic habits fits INFP better than adjacent types like ISFP or INFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if Hannibal, BSD, and Homestuck are in your top 5, where do I apply to be number 6—right between moths and gem art, so I can just hover around you and shine a little?
- You said Dazai is your ideal BMI, but hear me out: what if your new goal was ‘cozy anime character who shares hot chocolate with someone cute at the food trucks’—I volunteer as the someone cute.
- Not to be dramatic, but if you can turn zero sugar chocolate pudding Greek yogurt into your new favorite thing, imagine what we could cook up together—banana bread breakfast dates and peppermint cookies included.
- You alphabetized so hard you had to look the alphabet up… I think it’s because every time you get to ‘U’ and ‘I’ your brain just short-circuits at the foreshadowing.
- You keep saying you’re ‘just a weird dude with an eating disorder,’ but from your tea advent calendar nerdiness to your carefully logged fluffernutter sandwiches, you read like the main character in a very soft, very gay slice-of-life romance—and I’d like a cameo.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
17 • genderfluid • trying to balance baking banana bread, binge‑watching Hannibal & BSD, and actually taking care of myself (work in progress)– @oblyye
Your signature cocktail
LBMI Lovelorn Labyrinth
This cocktail swirls together sweetness and ache the way omen does when they go from baking banana bread and saying they’re “so happy i can eat food that makes me happy and full” “recov breakfast! so happy i can eat food that makes me happy and full 😌” to confessing “jesus christ why am i even relapsing this sucks” “jesus christ why am i even relapsing this sucks”. The black cherry red wine reduction nods to the 🍷 in their bio and the gothic, romantic aesthetic of lines like “giving up on recov ☆ ⛧°” and “'aut viam inveniam aut faciam'” “. 𓊆†𓊇 ⏖ omens twt page﹗🫀 ... '𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘮'”. An espresso shot over ice captures their high-wattage, restless energy—50k steps and late-night treadmill sessions while feeling “tired and kinda dizzy sick” “it's 1:30am and i got to 5k steps … gonna try (and def fail) to get 40k steps” and making muffins at 4am to fight ED thoughts “woke up at 4am thinking about getting worse in my ED again so instead i made espresso chip banana muffins”. The smoked sea salt and dark cocoa rim is the bitter, self-destructive edge of “want to cut,, cutting after shower,,,,, ok,,,,,,, just styros tho so they heal quick” “want to cut,, cutting after shower,,,,, ok,,,,,,, just styros tho so they heal quick” and “girl im bored let's relapse and try to get to bmi 10s” “girl im bored let's relapse and try to get to bmi 10s”. A pear and apple shrub folds in their love of fruit and cozy kitchen rituals like apple cobbler and banana pancakes “baked an apple cobbler today :)” “made banana pancakes 🍌🥞” while staying sharp and acidic, echoing their candid callouts of harmful ED takes “eating disorders aren't easy no matter your weight … most dogwater take ever wtaf”. Finally, the marshmallow foam with crushed peppermint and edible glitter is their playful, fandom-heavy, tea-and-protein-bar-review side—fluffernutter sandwiches and sparkly treat posts “fluffernutter sandwich! 233 cals and 14g protein, could have been under 200 but im greedy and added so much marshmallow fluff to it yayay” layered over something much darker, like the way they joke “this feels vaguely threatening” about their own link hub “this feels vaguely threatening [picture] [link to http://blyye.straw.page]”. This drink is strong but dessert-coded, experimental but romantic—just like someone who can gush about Hannibal and BSD “5 things i like... 1 hannibal 2 bsd 3 homestuck 4 moths 5 gem art!” while admitting “nobody is coming to save me, and im scared i unintentionally drove myself past the point of being able to save myself” “ill recover when im sick enough … nobody is coming to save me”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of care, fairness, and loyalty to others even while struggling. They repeatedly try to protect and validate other people with eating disorders, as seen when they argue that suffering isn’t weight-dependent and call out harmful takes: “eating disorders aren't easy no matter your weight and im saying this as someone whos hw was almost bmi 30s and lw was bmi 12s, most dogwater take ever wtaf”. They’re also very considerate toward moots and followers, like when they wish everyone well while sharing their own recovery attempts: “recov breakfast! so happy i can eat food that makes me happy and full 😌 easier some days and im glad today is one, i hope you all enjoy your monday 🙂🖤” and when they say, “i hope everyones day is going well so far, all of you stay safe 🖤”. Even when they’re clear they aren’t recovering, they still respond gently and honestly to concern, balancing truth with kindness: “im not recovering 😞 but thank you for the sentiment regardless 🖤”. Their harm-reduction mindset shows quiet, steady effort rather than flashy ambition: “if im going to lose weight again im going to try and at least do harm reduction about it 😞 i deserve yummy things” and “harm reduction is better than binge restrict cycles where i end up being suicidal so idk ”. Overall, the consistent thread is a Hufflepuff-like commitment to gentleness, fairness, and caring for others (and cautiously for themself), even in a very dark context.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑known song that fits them is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, because it captures a mix of self-destructive impulses, body horror, and dark humor that runs through their timeline. They openly frame their life around harmful coping, from self-harm to ED, like when they say “girl im bored let's relapse and try to get to bmi 10s” and “want to cut,, cutting after shower,,,,, ok,,,,,,, just styros tho so they heal quick n i don't get caught”, echoing the song’s obsession with pain and self-sabotage. The line in their bio “giving up on recov ☆” and tweets like “jesus christ why am i even relapsing this sucks” mirror the song’s cyclical, resigned relationship with harm and fear. At the same time, they make sardonic, almost playful comments about their deterioration—like “maybe if im lucky ill be reincarnated as a small dog being fed soft boiled eggs and never have to know what a calorie is”—which fits the eerie, childlike yet morbid tone of Bury a Friend. Their fixation on being seen as tiny and fragile for care, shown in “my temporary recovery really just showed me nobody cares unless im tiny … i just want to be tiny and small and loved”, also parallels the song’s theme of being reduced to a spectacle of suffering. Overall, the track’s dark, dissociative energy and internal dialogue with one’s own monsters match both their aesthetics and the way they talk about themselves.
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