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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Their intense feelings for the person they like, as seen in 'Olvidenlo, ya me habló, diosmio, como me encanta,' demonstrate a deeply passionate nature.
- Creative: They express themselves through poetry, which even surprises their friends: 'Hice un poema ayer en la noche... me comentan que el jodido poema les resultó excitante.'
- Dark Humor: They use humor to cope with their struggles, such as comparing their cuts to filet wellington: 'Ahora que me veo 2 de ellos PARECE LA MASA DE UN FILETE WELLINGTON.'
- Loyal: They show a strong attachment to their dealer, mourning their loss in 'Pésimo día, acabaron de matar a mi Dealer.'
- Tender: Their love for their cat, Julieta, shows a softer side: 'Es la gata más hermosa del mundo, diosmio, es que miren a Julieta.'
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive: Their fixation on the person they like, as seen in 'Que tiene ese estúpido que no tenga yo???pq pasa su tiempo con él????,' shows an unhealthy level of obsession.
- Self-Destructive: Their tweets about self-harm, such as 'Se me acabo la cocaina y los ácidos... toca mutilarse las putas venas,' highlight this tendency.
- Jealous: They express intense jealousy, like stealing a cat out of spite: 'Le acabo de robar la mascota... me entere de que ahora tiene pareja.'
- Impulsive: Their decision to tattoo something without translating it, 'Me lo voy a tatuar así no más,' reflects impulsivity.
- Emotionally Unstable: Their rapid mood swings, from 'Me siento de la mierda' to 'Olvidenlo, ya me habló, diosmio,' indicate instability.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson, though more idealistic, shares the user's emotional depth and creative streak. Both are introspective, as seen in the user's poetry ('Hice un poema ayer en la noche') and Lisa's saxophone playing. Their dramatic tendencies and desire for attention, 'Que mierda hacer una personalidad para quien te gusta,' mirror Lisa's occasional struggles with being heard. While Lisa is less chaotic, their shared intelligence and emotional intensity make them a surprising match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user exemplifies INFP traits: introspective, emotional, and driven by ideals. Their poetic expression, 'Hice un poema ayer en la noche,' highlights their creativity and depth. They are deeply sensitive and passionate, as seen in 'Olvidenlo, ya me habló, diosmio, como me encanta.' Their struggles with mental health, 'Me siento de la mierda, me quiero dar un disparo,' reflect their internal emotional battles. Despite their chaos, their tender moments, like loving Julieta, show their idealistic core.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a poem? Because every time I think of you, I feel like writing something intense and beautiful.
- You must be Julieta's sibling because you're just as captivating and impossible to ignore.
- Are you filet wellington? Because you're rare, layered, and leave me hungry for more.
- If I tattooed your name on my heart, would you promise to be its keeper?
- Are you Marlboro smoke? Because you leave me breathless and craving more.
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Your new Twitter bio
Poet of chaos | Lover of cats and unfiltered emotions | #Obslovetwt #Shtwt | If you're not eating my guts, don't love me | Fueled by poetry, Marlboros, and drama.– @obscgrtts
Your signature cocktail
Poet's Blood
The 'Poet's Blood' cocktail reflects the user's intense and creative personality. Red wine symbolizes their poetic soul, 'Hice un poema ayer en la noche,' while blackberry liqueur adds depth, much like their emotions. Absinthe brings an edge of chaos, 'Me siento de la mierda, me quiero dar un disparo,' and grenadine adds sweetness, like their love for Julieta. Edible glitter mirrors their dramatic flair, 'GRGRRGRGRGRGR.' It's dark, beautiful, and unforgettable—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their cunning, ambition, and intense emotions align with Slytherin traits. Stealing a cat out of jealousy, 'Le acabo de robar la mascota...,' shows a resourceful yet morally ambiguous side. Their self-preservation instincts, even in their darkest moments, and their ability to manipulate emotions, as seen in 'Solo jugué con este tipo...,' further fit this house. While they exhibit vulnerability, their calculated actions and intense focus on their desires make them quintessentially Slytherin.
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Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
This haunting song about pain and self-destruction parallels the user's tweets, such as 'Me siento de la mierda, me quiero dar un disparo.' The raw vulnerability in the lyrics reflects their emotional openness, 'Que mierda hacer una personalidad para quien te gusta.' The song's melancholic beauty matches their poetic side, 'Hice un poema ayer en la noche.' It's a deeply resonant choice.
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