ObviMistake
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His unwavering support for Liverpool and emotional tweets like 'SALAHHHWFERSHT$£HT$%HT$R%^YU' show his deep love for football.
- Humorous: His sarcastic and exaggerated remarks, such as 'Gyokeres is just a fat calvert lewin,' highlight his comedic flair.
- Insightful: Despite his playful tone, he offers sharp football insights, like critiquing PSG's goalkeeper swap in 'PSG have done a United and replaced an incredible shot stopper with a shit shot stopper.'
- Creative: His chant innovation, 'Du Du Du Du Hugo Ekitike,' shows his ability to think outside the box.
- Engaging: His frequent interactions and quoted tweets, like 'Treating him like he's DB Cooper 😭😭😭😭😭,' reflect his active engagement with the football community.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'ffs I've just came all over the screen' show a tendency for over-the-top emotional reactions.
- Critical: His harsh critiques, such as 'Dorgu is one of the worst footballers I've ever laid my eyes on,' might come off as overly negative.
- Chaotic: The disorganized energy in tweets like 'CGIESAIKRFESWBT^BN%JE%BJY$%TY^J~B@$B%YJJB£$T% BN£$%T^ I£$BHT%^' can be hard to follow.
- Provocative: Remarks like 'Throw the spastic into the Mersey' may alienate some readers with their aggressive tone.
- Obsessive: His intense focus on players and matches, like 'I don't even care about Isak anymore, ekitike is fine enough,' might overshadow other interests.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Ashton shares Bart Simpson's mischievous and sarcastic personality. Bart's love for chaos and humor mirrors Ashton’s tweets, like 'Gyokeres is just a fat calvert lewin.' Both have a knack for provocative commentary, as seen in 'Throw the spastic into the Mersey.' Bart’s loyalty to his family aligns with Ashton’s dedication to Liverpool. Their shared ability to turn serious situations into comedic moments makes them a perfect match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Ashton’s ENTP traits shine through his witty, sarcastic tweets and love for football debates. His extraversion is evident in his frequent interactions, like 'Treating him like he's DB Cooper 😭😭😭😭😭.' Intuition drives his creative ideas, such as the chant 'Du Du Du Du Hugo Ekitike.' His thinking side critiques players and matches logically, as seen in 'PSG have done a United and replaced an incredible shot stopper with a shit shot stopper.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable and spontaneous, reflected in his chaotic humor, like 'CGIESAIKRFESWBT^BN%JE%BJY$%TY^J~B@$B%YJJB£$T%.' Ashton thrives on banter and ideas, making ENTP a fitting match.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Salah? Because you just scored in my heart with that smile.
- Is your name Ekitike? Because you've got me chanting 'Du Du Du Du' all night long.
- Are you a Liverpool chant? Because I can't stop singing your praises.
- Are you Konate? Because you've got me brambling over my words.
- Girl, you're like a last-minute goal—unexpected but absolutely breathtaking.
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Your new Twitter bio
Football banter aficionado ⚽ | Liverpool diehard | Chant innovator | Ekitike hype train conductor | Sarcasm, chaos, and Salah tears | FM rookie | #YNWA– @ObviMistake
Your signature cocktail
The Red Chant
The 'Red Chant' represents Ashton’s fiery passion for Liverpool FC. Cherry Vodka and Grenadine reflect the club’s iconic red color, while Red Bull symbolizes his energetic tweets, like 'SALAHHHWFERSHT$£HT$%HT$R%^YU.' Lime Juice adds a zesty kick, mirroring his sarcastic humor, such as 'Gyokeres is just a fat calvert lewin.' Edible Football Confetti ties it to his love for matchday chants, like 'Du Du Du Du Hugo Ekitike.' It’s a bold, vibrant cocktail for a true Liverpool fan.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ashton fits Gryffindor's bold and passionate traits. His fiery reactions, like 'SALAHHHWFERSHT$£HT$%HT$R%^YU,' show his bravery and emotional intensity. Gryffindors are known for their loyalty, and Ashton’s unwavering support for Liverpool, reflected in 'Michael Edwards fan account Libpool,' aligns with this. His tendency to speak his mind, such as 'Throw the spastic into the Mersey,' mirrors Gryffindor's outspoken nature. While he has a chaotic edge, his courage and determination shine through.
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Your song
You’ll Never Walk Alone - Gerry & The Pacemakers
This Liverpool anthem perfectly captures Ashton’s passion for the club. His bio, 'Michael Edwards fan account Libpool,' and tweets like 'Salah ❤❤❤' reflect his deep connection to Liverpool’s culture. The song’s themes of resilience and loyalty align with Ashton’s unwavering support, as seen in 'Post Match thoughts: We're winning the lot.' It’s an emotional and fitting anthem for his football devotion.
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