Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective: Shows concern for others’ wellbeing, e.g. checking people aren’t deteriorating: “yes i do stalk pages so what if i fw u i wanna make sure u not dyin”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their addiction and long-term goals: “i wanna quit drugs… i refuse to be wasted potential… i have big goals and dreams”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes to express thoughts, like calling fascism “admin abuse irl”: “fascism is just admin abuse irl”.
- Candid: Openly shares struggles with drugs and ED, e.g. detailing fasting, purging, and addictions: “how does a 16 year old quit a 2 year long severe drug addiction…”.
- Boundary-setting: Calls out adults ignoring age boundaries: “dear whichever account that blatantly says MDNI in the bio is following me rn… BOTH MY BIO AND PINNED HAVE MY AGE”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Engages in heavy substance use and ED behaviors, like large Xanax doses and extreme fasting: “10 xanax bars and i passed tf out”, “broke my fast at 59 hours but i forgot i did uppers”.
- Hostile: Directs intense anger at others, including wishing harm: “I HATE EVERYONE GO DIE”, “get a life u fucking skank”.
- Body-obsessed: Fixates on weight, BMI, and thinness, e.g. “triple digit lbs” and “bmi 20 jail”: “RIP samuel… Cause of death: Never made it out of bmi 20 jail alive”, “0.4 lbs till im out of triple digit lbs”.
- Risk-taking: Mixes drugs, sleep deprivation, and fasting despite scary symptoms like hallucinations and vomiting: “my brian rn cuz i pulled a all nighter did molly and im 50 hrs into my fast”, “im seeing big spiders crawl on the ceilings”.
- Grandiose: Expresses extreme superiority and solipsistic thoughts: “I DO feel better than evb else tho… everyone else is a NPC and im above all the other humans”, “i think evb else is a bot and im.the only real human on earth”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: rebellious, impulsive, and constantly pushing boundaries with a mix of dark humor and chaos. Their aggressive, confrontational side shows in posts like “big ass bitch has no room to talk about a 14 year olds body😹 AND all ur posts reek of insecurity. get a life u fucking skank lmaooo” and “I HATE EVERYONE GO DIE”, which echo Bart’s tendency to lash out and provoke. The reckless drug use and bragging tone in tweets like “10 xanax bars and i passed tf out and slept for a whole class period” and “I LOVE MOLLY BRU YKW FUCK IT I FEEL GREAT NEVER LET ME LEAVE THISS” fit Bart’s troublemaker energy dialed up to a darker, more serious level. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable, self-aware core under the chaos, visible in “how does a 16 year old quit a 2 year long severe drug addiction all on their own when theyre surrounded by temptations” and “i wanna quit drugs. i refuse to be wasted potential… i dont want to be a 16 year old dead from a drug overdose”, similar to how Bart sometimes reveals real fear and longing beneath his clowning. Their ego swings and sense of being special, like “I DO feel better than evb else tho I feel like everyone else is a NPC and im above all the other humans”, also match Bart’s cocky, self-mythologizing attitude, just expressed through a modern, online, extremely raw version of him.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They show strong Extraversion (E): they constantly engage others, argue, and perform online, e.g. the confident fantasy of being watched and praised in “I feel like in a movie… invisible camera watching me live and evb praising me” and the confrontational callouts in “big ass bitch has no room to talk about a 14 year olds body😹… get a life u fucking skank”. Their thinking is highly Intuitive (N) and surreal: they describe feeling uniquely sentient in “I feel like everyone else is a NPC and im above all the other humans”, and question reality in “I think evb else is a bot and im.the only real human on earth”, showing abstract, reality-bending preoccupation over concrete detail. They lean Thinking (T) over Feeling, using abrasive logic and insult rather than harmony, such as depth-shame mockery in “sorry i cut to styro instead of sawing my insides open for validation… i actually have a life” and harsh judgment of others’ insecurity in “Its okay to be fat and jealous you can just say that ✌”. Their lifestyle is clearly Perceiving (P): impulsive drug use and chaotic fasting (e.g. “my brian rn cuz i pulled a all nighter did molly and im 50 hrs into my fast” and “10 xanax bars and i passed tf out… teacher asked me if i was on something”) show spontaneity rather than structured planning. The combination of outward, combative expression, surreal/ego-centric inner narratives, harsh but analytical tone, and extreme spontaneity fits ENTP—a provocative, idea-driven, boundary-pushing type—better than more structured NT types or more harmony-focused NF types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your brain is a bowl of cereal — wanna let me be the spoon and actually put some nutrients in there between your fasts and molly benders?
- You feel like the only real human and everyone else is an NPC — lucky for you, I main ‘support’ and I’m pretty good at keeping my favorite player alive past level 16.
- RIP Samuel 2009–2025, cause of death: never escaping BMI 20 jail — plot twist, I break you out on good behavior and we celebrate with weed, Tyler, and zero scales in sight.
- You listed drugs, Tyler the Creator, Y2K fashion, Roblox, and your cat as your top 5 — I’m just trying to audition for spot #6: the person who actually helps you make it out of drugtwt alive.
- If 10 Xanax had you sleeping through class and 5 ‘probably not gonna do shit,’ maybe I should just take you on one (1) stupidly wholesome date and see if serotonin hits harder than any bar ever did.
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Your new Twitter bio
Student, Tyler the Creator enjoyer & chronic overthinker. Once fell asleep in class after too much caffeine and still aced the test.– @oddfuturesamuel
Your signature cocktail
Glitterbrain Mollywood Fizz
This cocktail is wired and chaotic on purpose, like an all-nighter on uppers blended with an identity crisis and main-character syndrome, inspired by their molly rants and hallucinations in “my brian rn cuz i pulled a all nighter did molly and im 50 hrs into my fast”, “I LOVE MOLLY BRU YKW FUCK IT I FEEL GREAT NEVER LET ME LEAVE THISS”, and “im seeing big spiders crawl on the ceilings and they aint there bro my brain is coooked”. The electric blue energy drink reduction is their drugtwt heart in a glass, a hyper, buzzing homage to “5 xanax probably not gonna do shit tho” and “10 xanax bars and i passed tf out and slept for a whole class period”. Muddled sour cherry and grapefruit capture the mix of venom and vulnerability in “I HATE EVERYONE GO DIE” and their body/ED rage like “RIP samuel 2009 2025 Cause of death: Never made it out of bmi 20 jail alive”. The cotton candy fog is all glitter ego and delulu main-character energy from “I feel like in a movie…full of glitter and weird but hotness” and god-complex lines like “I DO feel better than evb else tho…all knowing and extra sentient”. A microdose of espresso shot keeps it sharp and high-functioning—echoing “who are YOU laughing at bro i have straight As and ur failing”—while the smoky black tea and clove syrup adds a dark, grown-up aftertaste for their self-awareness in “i wanna quit drugs. i refuse to be wasted potential” and scared introspection in “how does a 16 year old quit a 2 year long severe drug addiction all on their own”. Altogether, the drink is strong, a little toxic, strangely pretty, and leaves you wondering if you just met a genius, a menace, or both—very Samuel-coded.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Samuel shows intense ambition and competitiveness about self-image, talking about escaping “bmi 20 jail” and celebrating new lows in weight, e.g. “so glad im pretty much back at my lw… now any weight i lose means ill hit a NEW LW… AND ill escape triple digit lb jail, and soon after escape bmi 20+ jail”. They also display a pronounced ego and sense of superiority, saying “i DO feel better than evb else tho I feel like everyone else is a NPC and im above all the other humans and all knowing and extra sentient”. Their willingness to clap back harshly and strategically, like targeting someone’s insecurity in “big ass bitch has no room to talk about a 14 year olds body😹 AND all ur posts reek of insecurity. get a life u fucking skank lmaooo”, reflects classic Slytherin-style cunning and ruthless defense of self. Even their joking threats and confrontational stance, such as “om.gonna FUCK SOMEONE UP” and “I HATE EVERYONE GO DIE”, show a sharp, survival-focused edge rather than Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff softness. While they have flashes of vulnerability and self-reflection about addiction and potential (e.g. “i refuse to be wasted potential… i have big goals and dreams in my life”), that dream-focused drive blended with a hard, self-protective exterior aligns most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Yonkers - Tyler, The Creator
A well‑fitting song for them is “Yonkers” by Tyler, The Creator. They’re openly obsessed with Tyler, listing him as one of their top five interests in “5 things i like ig ✌ 1. drugs 2. Tyler the creator 3. Y2K fashion 4. Roblox 5. My cat” and talking about his characters in “tyler fans am i cooking Salem is definitely a TALLLLL GIRLLLL samuel is short as FUCK wolf haley is tylers height”. Yonkers’ mix of shocking, aggressive lines and dark humor mirrors their own edgy, confrontational tweeting style in posts like “I HATE EVERYONE GO DIE” and “big ass bitch has no room to talk about a 14 year olds body😹 AND all ur posts reek of insecurity. get a life u fucking skank lmaooo”. The song’s themes of self‑loathing, chaos, and provocation line up with their posts about drug use and self‑destruction, such as “10 xanax bars and i passed tf out and slept for a whole class period” and “my brian rn cuz i pulled a all nighter did molly and im 50 hrs into my fast”. At the same time, Yonkers has that hyper‑confident, larger‑than‑life persona that matches tweets like “i DO feel better than evb else tho I feel like everyone else is a NPC and im above all the other humans and all knowing and extra sentient”, making it a strong reflection of their online identity.
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