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Your Simpsons character
The user’s frequent self‑deprecation and father‑abandonment trauma echo Homer’s own insecurities about his dad and his role as a man ("My father leaving when I was a kid ruined my life…") and his love for being called a pig ("I like being degraded so yes, I AM a pig"). Their obsession with “gooning” and constant porn consumption mirrors Homer’s endless pursuit of low‑brow pleasures like donuts and beer ("I goon to it so it can’t be that bad"). They repeatedly label themselves a “reply guy” and seek attention by posting endless replies ("Looking to be a full‑time reply guy… I’ll turn notifs on I’ll follow I will reply to your tweets") which matches Homer’s need for instant gratification and attention from the TV audience. Their contradictory claims of not being a creep yet admitting perverse habits ("I’m not a creep… I’m a pervert but I won’t catcall") reflect Homer’s occasional moral lapses. Overall, the mix of father issues, self‑described pig‑like identity, perverse humor and attention‑seeking behavior aligns most closely with Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extroverted energy, constantly seeking interaction and validation, as seen in 'Looking to be a full time reply guy: I’ll turn notifs on I’ll follow I will reply to your tweets…' and frequent quoting of others. Their communication is driven by intuition, focusing on abstract ideas and meta‑commentary like 'There are anti performative, performative men, who are only anti performative, to not seem performative' and 'The people who post this kinda shit should genuinely go extinct'. They prioritize personal values and feelings, evident in emotional disclosures such as 'My father leaving when I was a kid ruined my life… I cry inside' and 'I used to think dating trans women was gay… now I can comfortably say…'. Their lifestyle is flexible and spontaneous, illustrated by statements like 'I’ll turn notifs on… I’ll agree with everything you say HMU' and the erratic, impulsive posting style. Overall, the combination of extroverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving traits aligns with the ENFP type.

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Meme‑loving gamer, sketch artist, occasional writer. Accidentally turned a typo into a viral tweet—still chasing the next laugh. #Art #Gaming– @oddtoddlerzz

Your signature cocktail
The deep, inky base of black vodka and activated charcoal mirrors the user’s goth aesthetic and love for "black lipstick and black hair" ("Goth is when black lipstick and black hair"). A splash of grenadine adds a "bloody" hint that nods to their fascination with degradation, echoing "I like being degraded so yes, I AM a pig" ("I like being degraded so yes, I AM a pig"). The inclusion of absinthe, known for its hallucinogenic reputation, captures the chaotic "gooning" energy they constantly reference, as they wrote "And yes, I’m gooning right now as I’m tweeting" ("And yes, I’m gooning right now as I’m tweeting"). A dash of cinnamon syrup gives a spicy, perverse kick that reflects their unapologetic self‑identification as a "pervert" but not a "creep," quoting "I’m not gonna deny I’m a pervert, but yu won’t see me catcalling… I am NOT that big of a creep" ("I’m not gonna deny I’m a pervert, but yu won’t see me catcalling… I am NOT that big of a creep"). Finally, the garnish of a black sugar rim resembles the moth motif they claim, "Ay, I’m a moth 🤷🏽♂️" ("Ay, I’m a moth 🤷🏽♂️").

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly expresses ambition and a desire for personal advancement, such as wanting to become a niche micro‑celebrity by June next year (“If I become a niche micro celebrity on twitter by June of next year, it would mean that I became popular and had a niche internet presence twice in the same year”). They also seek to be a “full‑time reply guy” to gain visibility (“Looking to be a full time reply guy: I’ll turn notifs on … I’ll agree with everything you say”). Additionally, they emphasize strategic self‑promotion, noting that “the key to being successful … is to be funny” and that they are trying to “max out my stats” on social media. This focus on personal gain, resourcefulness, and climbing social ranks aligns with Slytherin’s core values of ambition and cunning.

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The user explicitly references Radiohead’s "Creep" in a tweet: "Thinking about how many people ended their life to ‘Creep’ by RadioHead" which shows they identify with its theme of alienation. Their self‑deprecating posts such as "I’m not gonna deny I’m a pervert, but yu won’t see me catcalling... I am NOT that big of a creep" and "I h8 when random online mfs pick shit to say about me" echo the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo". The recurring feelings of abandonment and low self‑esteem, like "My father leaving when I was a kid ruined my life" and "I’m a pig", reinforce the sense of being an outsider that the song captures. The goth and dark aesthetic of the user matches the melancholic, introspective tone of the track. Therefore "Creep" by Radiohead best fits their persona.

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