Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about stress, joy, and media, like crying over TOH in “gente eu n chorei o ep todo...”.
- Politically-aware: Critiques social issues and radicalism, e.g. “mama bola de europeu, só apoiam radicalismo...”.
- Self-reflective: Recognizes own needs and patterns, like needing new friends in “tipo, sério mesmo eu preciso muito de um novo grupo de amigos...”.
- Protective-boundaries: Firm about discomfort with people who overstep, as in “mlk o cara querendo sabe minha escola...”.
- Creative-fandom: Engages creatively with media via fanart and comics, like “darinha my girl #SDOLfanart” and “to viciado em james e lina vou desenhar mais uma comic deles”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequent use of insults and slurs toward others, e.g. “mlk pretencioso chato do caralho vtnc mermao”.
- Impulsive-anger: Tends to react with intense rage, like “THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS IM GONNA EAT YOUR FUCKING HOUSE”.
- Online-conflict: Gets into fights that lead to bans, as seen in “FILHOS DA PUTA EU LEVEI BAN POR CHAMSR O ASSIS DE PIRANHA” and “TO C BAN DE 6 DIA NA OUTRA CONTA...”.
- Generalized-mistrust: Expresses broad dislike of groups (age, men), e.g. “todo mundo que tem mais de 25 anos eu ja automaticamente ja desgosto” and “odeio homem”.
- Self-neglect: Mentions physical or mental strain without clear coping, like facial issues in “mano meu rosto ta cheio de sarna😕” and burnout in “wuando sera que o fim de semana se tornou uma extensão da semana...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: sharp, politically aware, and often frustrated with how awful people can be. They rant about fascists and nazis much like Lisa calling out injustice, e.g. “o tanto de nego fazendo um puta dum esforço pra defender nazista nos comentários me impressiona muito mesmo” and “mama bola de europeu, só apoiam radicalismo e revolucao quando é lá, quando é aqui chamam de coisa de pobre”. Like Lisa’s outspoken defense of marginalized groups, they’re openly trans and upset when their struggle is trivialized: “é nessas horas que eu detesto ser trans e ter minha luta colocada numa BESTEIRA dessa”. They also show a sensitive, overwhelmed side—retreating into cartoons, YA books, and fandom to cope with anxiety, as in “to num ponto da vida q eu nao consigo mais consumir conteudo serio… por isso eu só tenho lido livro infantojuvenil, assistido desenho e visto tiktok”. Their mix of intense emotion, activism, and nerdy hyperfixations (Genshin, PJO, LoR, anime) feels exactly like a more online, more sweary version of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I): they often complain about entrosa/overly friendly people and needing new, more compatible friends, e.g. “MLK EU ODEIO GENTE ENTROSA VSF” and “tipo, sério mesmo eu preciso muito de um novo grupo de amigos que seja como eu.”. Their interests and reactions are highly intuitive (N), centered on fandoms, symbolism and imagined scenarios rather than concrete, practical detail: they hyperfocus on stories and characters like Percy Jackson, The Owl House, and game/lore dynamics, e.g. “to num ponto da vida q eu nao consigo mais consumir conteudo serio... por isso eu só tenho lido livro infantojuvenil, assistido desenho”. They are strongly feeling (F): their tweets are emotionally charged, value‑driven, and about moral stances (anti‑nazism, trans rights), e.g. “é nessas horas que eu detesto ser trans e ter minha luta colocada numa BESTEIRA dessa” and “o tanto de nego fazendo um puta dum esforço pra defender nazista nos comentários me impressiona muito mesmo”. Their bluntness is emotional rather than coldly logical, and they frequently describe how they feel (depressed, stressed, crying over characters) such as “wuando sera que o fim de semana se tornou uma extensão da semana e eu parei de me divertir”. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than structured: they talk about forgetting messages, messing up buses, and going with impulses (hyperfocusing on fandoms, wanting to buy “cringe” shirts) rather than planning, e.g. “sou mt cabeca de vento eu vizualizo as mensagens e esqueço de responder” and “vou surtar nessa conta aqui fingindo que nao tem 900 pessoa me seguindo”. Altogether, the combination of inward focus, imaginative fandom immersion, emotional intensity, and loose, spontaneous lifestyle points most strongly to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your other account keeps getting banned for calling out nazis, you can always respawn on mine — we can be a duo queue in Valorant and report fascists between rounds.
- You said you hate being trans and having your fight trivialized by bullshit – if you ever want someone who actually listens, I promise to treat your gender with more respect than Riot treats Sett’s voice lines in LoR.
- You nearly suffocated crying when Hunter appeared for 3 seconds in TOH — imagine how bad it’s gonna get when I show up and give you a full episode’s worth of affection.
- You, a male transgender who hates males, and me, ready to be the exception: think of it as the autism test but with a shark instead of a frog — a little scary at first, but actually very comforting.
- You like taking the wrong bus, eating silly snacks, reading PJO in a week and drawing James & Lina… I don’t want to fix you, I want to sit next to you on the 855 with air conditioning and match your unhinged energy panel by panel.
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Alan • trans guy, art & animation nerd • survives bus rides, server crashes & random bans • once cried over a cartoon wolf for 3 seconds– @odeiofilhodaput
Your signature cocktail
Trans Mascara de Caveira Highball
Dark spiced rum stands in for their sharp, chaotic humor and constant bans, like when they yell about being suspended for calling someone a name in “FILHOS DA PUTA EU LEVEI BAN POR CHAMSR O ASSIS DE PIRANHA” and for saying “TO C BAN DE 6 DIA NA OUTRA CONTA POR MANDAR N4ZI S M T cOMO PODE”. Sour cherry juice brings the dramatic, over‑the‑top feels of crying over cartoons and media, like “gente eu n chorei o ep todo foi so o hunter aparecer tipo 3 segundos de tela imitando um lobo q eu quase sufoquei no meu proprio choro” and “buddy daddies ta me dando mta depressao”. Cold brew coffee captures their exhausted, overstimulated student vibe and reliance on silly comforts while commuting and studying, as in “me humilhando no domingo a tarde por um mero ponto na media eu te odeio master” and “to num ponto da vida q eu nao consigo mais consumir conteudo serio sem ficar ansioso e mal das ideias”. Tonic water adds a bitter, fizzy edge for the way they roast men and nazis with zero patience, like “mds que odio aql negocio q qconteceu no onibus semana passada trouxe de volta todo meu NOJO por homem ai homens fedidos sebosos odeio homem” and “o tanto de nego fazendo um puta dum esforço pra defender nazista nos comentários me impressiona muito mesmo”. The crushed ice with chili salt on top is their spiky, aesthetic edge—lentes de contato and caveira shirts energy from “lente de contato machuca mt meu olho mas fodase viva a estética” and “quero gastar meu dinheiro com camisetas cringe de caveira da shein 😔”—making the drink look cute while still burning a little on the way down.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show classic Gryffindor blunt courage and a tendency to confront people and systems head‑on. When they write about a creepy older guy, they respond with open aggression and refusal to play nice: “bixo tu tem uns 20 anos ja supera btla sai foooora jão” and “mlk o cara querendo sabe minha escola viado esse otario acha q eu ainda sou criança memo só pode btla ele é doente demais”, which shows impulsive, confrontational bravery. They’re also outspoken against bigotry even when it gets them punished, e.g. “TO C BAN DE 6 DIA NA OUTRA CONTA POR MANDAR N4ZI S M T cOMO PODE” and criticizing people defending Nazis: “o tanto de nego fazendo um puta dum esforço pra defender nazista nos comentários me impressiona muito mesmo”. Their anger at assholes and bigots is moral and protective rather than calculated, as in “tem tanta gnt q eu odeio e sou educado por questao de etica tu podia fazer o mesmo seu arrogante fudido de merda”. Combined with their emotional intensity and dramatic reactions—like getting overwhelmed by media and crying over characters “gente eu n chorei o ep todo foi so o hunter aparecer tipo 3 segundos de tela imitando um lobo q eu quase sufoquei no meu proprio choro”—this all reads as hot‑blooded, values‑driven Gryffindor rather than the calmer patience of Hufflepuff, the detached analysis of Ravenclaw, or the strategic self‑preservation of Slytherin.
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Your song
Twin Size Mattress - The Front Bottoms
A fitting song for them is “Twin Size Mattress” by The Front Bottoms, especially since they state they “don't trust people who don't listen to the front bottoms”, showing a direct connection to the band’s sound and themes. The song’s mix of raw emotion, bitterness, and self-deprecating humor mirrors their timeline, where they swing between joking rage and vulnerability, like calling someone an “arrogant piece of shit” but also admitting they “really need a new group of friends like me”. The lyrics’ focus on messy friendships and feeling stuck resonates with their complaints about entrosos and old acquaintances who won’t let go, such as the person who “still thinks I’m 12 years old”. Their frustration with the world and politics, like criticizing people who only support revolution abroad and call local struggle “a poor people thing”, also fits the song’s cynical yet heartfelt worldview. Overall, the track’s chaotic emotional honesty, wearing pain and sarcasm on its sleeve, matches the way they tweet about burnout, bans, being trans, and needing comfort media while they feel “too anxious to consume serious content”.
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