Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequent use of jokes, capslock laughter and absurd scenarios, like “Atenção, atenção Eu não tenho namorada não meu pau na sua mão” and multiple “KKKKKKKKKKKKK” reactions, shows a strong comedic tone.
- Pop-culture-savvy: Shows deep familiarity with anime, games, movies and comics (e.g. “Só esperar mais 5 anos pra termos um novo DMC 6…”, “DOOM SLAYER, a musica tema dele em DOOM ETERNAL é mais foda que as dos novos GOW”, “Vader, porra”).
- Enthusiastic: Uses intense language and emphasis (e.g. “FODA PA CARAI”, “Esse final é foda pra crlh”) when talking about media he likes, showing genuine excitement.
- Observant: Notices visual and narrative details, such as film analysis in “ele no cenário claro com poucas sombras… C I N E M A” and comments on character visuals like “Acho esse visual dele foda”.
- Engaging: Invites interaction with followers, e.g. “Tô entediado, mandem perguntas ou qualquer coisa que quiserem”, and participates in many quoted tweet discussions.
Weaknesses:
- Vulgar: Frequent sexual and explicit phrasing like “meu pau na sua mão” and “isso só rola quando tu namora uma puta” can come off as crude or off-putting.
- Aggressive: Uses violent or hostile language, e.g. “MORRA MLK DESGRACADO” and justice-oriented threats like “tem que ser no jeito Justiceiro”.
- Dismissive: Tends to strongly reject or mock things, such as “como eu detesto esse Lucifer da Netflix” and “em foto ele fica legal, mas no filme é uma merda”, without nuanced criticism.
- Unfiltered: Posts impulsive, raw thoughts (e.g. “Namoro a distancia é uma merda”, “detesto esse casal”) which could alienate some followers or seem insensitive.
- Overly-nostalgic: Often leans on past experiences and older media (e.g. “memorias de infancia desbloqueada”, “essa minha epoca de skatetista era daorinha”), which may bias him against newer works.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: a chaotic, entertainment-obsessed guy who mixes crude humor, action fandom, and surprising bursts of passion and sentiment. Like Homer, he lives on pop culture, constantly reacting loudly and viscerally to movies, games, and anime, as in “Predador é o alien BADASS que mais apanha” and “DOOM SLAYER, a musica tema dele em DOOM ETERNAL é mais foda que as dos novos GOW”. His humor leans immature and sexual, very Homer-like, with posts such as “Atenção, atenção Eu não tenho namorada não meu pau na sua mão” and relationship rants like “e oq aprendemos hoje, rapazes e moças? Namoro a distancia é uma merda”. He’s frequently loud, hyperbolic, and reactive, dropping all-caps or long strings of “KKKKK” in tweets like “NEM FUDENDO KKKKKKKKKK” and “MORRA MLK DESGRACADO”, mirroring Homer’s over-the-top emotional outbursts. At the same time, he clearly loves his niche passions—cinema analysis, games, and characters with ‘drip’—as shown in “C I N E M A” and “Shaka, só por ele ter drip divino”, which fits Homer’s mix of dopey energy with genuine enthusiasm for the things he loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They present as an Extrovert (E): they run a bar ("dono e barman do Bar Ossos Cruzados"), talk to followers directly (“Tô entediado, mandem perguntas ou qualquer coisa que quiserem”), and constantly engage with pop‑culture discourse using loud humor, caps lock, and lots of social interaction (“YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU FUCK WITH THE BEST!”). Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they tweet about concrete media moments, visuals, and fights rather than abstract theory, e.g. cinematic framing and lighting in a scene (“ele no cenário claro com poucas sombras… C I N E M A”) and specific game details when playing DMC5 (“só achei estranho que tem hora que muda o STYLE e armas quando aperto bolinha”). They lean clearly Thinking (T): they are blunt, irreverent, and often harshly evaluative, prioritizing direct judgment over harmony, as in “isso só rola quando tu namora uma puta” and “em foto ele fica legal, mas no filme é uma merda”. Their style is highly Perceiving (P): they embrace spontaneity and chaos (“Todo dia (que eu quero) uma luta aleatória”), joke about improvised violence (“esse é um dos caras que não combo de bola + quadrado… tem que ser no jeito Justiceiro”), and don’t show any love for rigid planning or structure. Overall, the mix of high-energy social interaction, sensory and action‑focused interests (fights, games, movies), blunt logical judgments, and go‑with‑the‑flow spontaneity is best captured by ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re the 3rd owner and hitman of Bar Ossos Cruzados… if I walk in, do I get a shot, a Negroni, or just you staring at me like Vader about to ‘force choke’ my heart?
- You said the DOOM Slayer theme is better than the new GoW tracks — if we go out, I promise the soundtrack of our night will go from 0 to 100 faster than that ‘doideira’ movie you mentioned.
- You talk about Dante, Vergil, Kratos, Spawn, Natsu, Vegeta, Sukuna, and still somehow your drip sounds more divine than Shaka’s — mind if I be the side character in your anime arc?
- For a guy who jokes ‘namoro à distância é uma merda’ and ‘homem não fala nada na cama, eu tô tentando não morrer’, I’d gladly close the distance and let you monologue about movies, mafia and Predador while I don’t shut up about how cool you are.
- You’re a barman who loves mafia movies, The Raid, shotgun scenes better than John Wick, and random fight matchups like ‘Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan vs Tartarugas Ninja’ — how about we start with something even more chaotic: you, me, a pastel, and seeing if our chemistry solos this whole cinematic universe?
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Hitman by night, bar owner by happy hour. Serving shots, cinema takes & anime debates since my dad blasted FNAF music in the living room.– @OEsqueletoforte
Your signature cocktail
Crossed Bones Hitman Highball
Dark spiced rum stands for his badass, pop‑culture‑soaked vibe and the whole Bar Ossos Cruzados persona, the barman–hitman who posts things like “YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU FUCK WITH THE BEST!”. Espresso adds the late‑night gamer energy of someone grinding DMC 5 and hyping DOOM SLAYER with lines like “DOOM SLAYER, a musica tema dele em DOOM ETERNAL é mais foda que as dos novos GOW”. Cinnamon chili syrup gives it a spicy, slightly unhinged edge, echoing jokes such as “Atenção, atenção Eu não tenho namorada não meu pau na sua mão” and his love for demons, villains, and anti‑heroes in tweets like “Conselho: não sejam anti heróis ou vilões, rapazes”. The cola keeps it fun and accessible, matching his constant KKKKK‑filled reactions like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MANO KKKKK” and his nostalgic, meme‑y side in posts such as “memorias de infancia desbloqueada”. Finally, an orange peel twist on top represents his unexpected bit of cinema critic and visual flair, seen when he breaks down scenes with comments like “ele no cenário claro com poucas sombras, mostrando a verdadeira natureza dele... C I N E M A”. This cocktail is strong, slightly sweet, a bit bitter, and definitely explosive—just like his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads as strongly Gryffindor: loud, impulsive, and attracted to fighters, anti‑heroes, and over‑the‑top courage. He valorizes hyper‑brave, confrontational characters like Frank Castle (“Frank Castle sola o verso e o Billy com 1 disparo”), Kratos (“Acho que Kratos, mas por beeem pouco”), and the DOOM Slayer (“DOOM SLAYER, a musica tema dele em DOOM ETERNAL é mais foda que as dos novos GOW”), which shows clear admiration for raw courage and direct confrontation over cunning or restraint. His humor also leans into reckless bravado, like the intentionally outrageous rhyme “Atenção, atenção Eu não tenho namorada não meu pau na sua mão” and the mock‑vengeful “MORRA MLK DESGRACADO,” suggesting an instinct to charge rather than calculate. When he comments on film and action, he praises intensity and boldness (“aprende ae, John Wick, a como fazer uma cena foda usando uma shotgun” and “YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU FUCK WITH THE BEST!”), again prioritizing fearlessness and high‑stakes confrontations. While he shows some analytical appreciation of cinema, his core identity is built around fighters, badassery, and standing up violently or dramatically rather than subtle strategy, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor’s brand of daring and nerve.
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B.Y.O.B. - System of a Down
The best fit is “B.Y.O.B.” by System of a Down: chaotic, irreverent, and aggressive but still playful. They mix nerdy pop‑culture obsession with loud, over-the-top humor, like laughing at mafia clichés in “todo filme ou serie de mafia tem alguem falando 'THIS FFFFFFFUCKING GUY' e eu adoro” and constantly hyping violent or badass characters such as Doom Slayer, Kratos, and Frank Castle in “Frank Castle sola o verso e o Billy com 1 disparo”. Their tone is always high‑energy, dropping all‑caps reactions like “FODA PA CARAI” and “MORRA MLK DESGRACADO”, mirroring the song’s explosive shifts between manic intensity and dark humor. The bar/Hitman persona in the bio and tweets like “Conselho: não sejam anti heróis ou vilões, rapazes” show a fascination with violence, anti-heroes, and chaos that fits the track’s furious, satirical edge. Overall, the song’s wild mix of heavy riffs, screamed lines, and ironic fun matches the way they talk about movies, games, and life with constant hype and sarcasm.
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