Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequent laughing reactions and absurd comments show a strong sense of humor, e.g. reacting to BBB and friends with capslock laughter like “EU TÔ CHIRQNDOKKKKKK MDS QUE BBB BOM”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and fondness for friends and idols, such as “ai nael te amo” and praising Ana Paula as “ninguém acima de você” in this tweet.
- Social: Constantly talking about outings, friends and group chats, like beach days, blocos and Telegram chaos in “ai mano me divirto muito no telegram”.
- Self-aware: Reflects critically on own behavior and past, e.g. calling teenage self out in “bizarro pensar na adolescência e se arrepender de algumas ações” and revising earlier feelings in “tava não, eu tava muito era maluca da cabeça”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms, music, TV and relationships, like adopting TXT in “foda se adotei o txt” and being deeply invested in BBB in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Alcohol overuse: Frequently jokes about heavy drinking and difficulty stopping, e.g. “comecei a beber agora, só paro ano que vem” and reflecting on needing to pause in “parar de beber por um tempo, acho que é o point”.
- Impulsivity: Acts or posts on strong emotions then backtracks, as seen in “não sou a mesma de horas atrás então apaguei” and heated reactions like “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSA DESGRACA DE LOL”.
- Emotional volatility: Mood swings between euphoria and crying, such as celebrating life while crying in “a vida realmente é boa pra caralho não sei porque eu tô chorando porra” and similar in “comprei um celular novo... não sei porque eu tô chorando”.
- Conflict-prone: Surrounded by or drawn into dramas and fights (Iara, Nael, TML discussions), e.g. “a iara entrando em discussão na tml KKKSKSKSKSKSKSKS” and on-off dynamic with Nael in “seguindo de novo o nael depois de fazer as pazes”.
- Financial impulsivity: Shows difficulty controlling spending and credit, like being shocked by card bills in “que susto que eu tomei abrindo eles” and joking about buying things for a partner right after getting the bonus in “já tô comprando coisas pra colocar no rabo dele”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
They match Homer Simpson most closely: chaotic, loud, affectionate, impulsive, and constantly torn between wanting to be more responsible and giving in to fun. Like Homer with his beer, they openly joke about drinking and trying (and failing) to cut back, as in “parar de beber por um tempo, acho que é o point” right after “comecei a beber agora, só paro ano que vem”. They show big, dramatic reactions and over-the-top frustration, very Homer-core, in tweets like “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSA DESGRACA DE LOL, NÃO QUERO MAIS AMIGOS LOLZEIROS” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU, a viagem de 1h40 já tá em 4hrs vou pular na pista agora”. At the same time, they’re deeply affectionate and family-oriented, proudly being the BBB oracle for their parents in “me respeitem porque eu sou dona de toda a sabedoria” and reflecting on their adolescence in “bizarro pensar na adolescência e se arrepender de algumas ações”, which echoes Homer’s occasional self-awareness. Their mix of horny jokes (“já tô comprando coisas pra colocar no rabo dele”), chaotic friendships, and sudden bursts of sincere joy like “a vida realmente é boa pra caralho não sei porque eu tô chorando porra” fits Homer’s lovable-mess energy more than any other character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly mention parties, drinking, and social plans like “acho que domingo é bloquinho mesmo, que delícia”, and talk about hanging out with friends and family, e.g. “meus pais vendo o paredão do BBB sendo formado e virando pra me perguntar quem vai ser eliminado me respeitem porque eu sou dona de toda a sabedoria” and “nunca me senti tanto numa vibe de velha igual hoje eu, Teteu e Lucy mais de UMA HORA sentados numa mesa bebendo café e fofocando horrores”. Their style is Intuitive (N): they are playful, imaginative, and metaphorical, joking about scenarios and exaggerations rather than concrete details, like “se envolveu porque quis e sabendo que sou louca eu vou raspar seu bigodinho, botar fogo nas suas coisas, rasgar o banco da meiota e não me troca por outra” and reflecting on life phases in “bizarro pensar na adolescência e se arrepender de algumas ações, adolescente filha da puta”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, driven by emotions, relationships, and values, whether talking about missing people and making up with Nael in “seguindo de novo o nael depois de fazer as pazes”, reacting strongly to politics in “descobri que uma pessoa querida é bolsonarista sem argumento e perdi meu brilho”, or celebrating identity with “ser bisexual é do caralho né”. Their spontaneity and flexible lifestyle point to Perceiving (P): they impulsively start or stop habits like drinking in “parar de beber por um tempo, acho que é o point” and then “comecei a beber agora, só paro ano que vem”, procrastinate on writing plots in “detesto escrever plot, como pode alguém ser tão preguiçoso” and “o rp já tá pra começar e eu não fiz o plot”, and decide trips and outings in a go-with-the-flow way as in “esse ano quero viajar MUITO”. Altogether, the expressive, social, emotional, and spontaneous nature of their tweets aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘ser bisexual é do caralho né’ — lucky me, because I’m absolutely ready to be your favorite case study in bisexual excellence.
- You’re there screaming at BBB, hating Jonas and Frank with your whole chest… can I apply to be the only contestant in your heart that never goes to the paredão?
- You keep saying ‘a vida é boa pra caralho não sei porque eu tô chorando’ — give me one chance and I’ll make sure the only reason you’re crying is from laughing too much next to me on the beach with a cervejinha.
- You, a CLT soldier since 2016, surviving LOL toxicity, Bridgerton marathons and carnival hangovers… I think you deserve a promotion: to the position of my official reason for being this online at 3 a.m.
- You planned to start drinking and only stop next year, but since you also want to ‘viajar MUITO’ and swim in all the beaches of the world, how about we cut the alcohol bill and invest that money in round-trip tickets for two instead?
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Your new Twitter bio
Bisexual CLT survivor, beach and BBB strategist. Once burned an egg cooking naked, still trusts herself with life decisions.– @ofcjeongguk
Your signature cocktail
Bloquinho da Feiticeira Biônica
This cocktail is built on cachaça infused with burnt caramel for their chaotic, party-girl energy and love–hate relationship with drinking, echoing lines like “que sensação como se eu não bebesse a mais de mês, tudo porque fevereiro é mês de carnaval” and “parar de beber por um tempo, acho que é o point”. Sparkling passion fruit juice brings sweetness and sparkle, matching the way they light up about shows, music, and friends, as in “esse ano quero viajar MUITO” and “a vida realmente é boa pra caralho não sei porque eu tô chorando porra”. Pink grapefruit bitters represent their sharp tongue and zero-tolerance side when annoyed at Nael, LOL, or politics, like “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSA DESGRACA DE LOL” and “descobri que uma pessoa querida é bolsonarista sem argumento e perdi meu brilho”. Sea-salt foam nods to their obsession with the beach and swimming, seen in “que lindo dia de sol, praia, cervejinha, música boa” and “nadarei em todas as praias do mundo”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter celebrates their bisexual, dramatic, k-pop-ARMY flair, as in “ser bisexual é do caralho né” and their proudly chaotic stan energy in “sou ofcjeongguk desde 2021”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads as strongly Gryffindor: bold, impulsive, and unafraid of conflict or intensity. They repeatedly embrace chaotic, high‑energy situations with a fearless attitude, like planning heavy drinking and carnival despite already feeling the impact, e.g. “parar de beber por um tempo, acho que é the point” followed almost immediately by “que sensação como se eu não bebesse a mais de mês, tudo porque fevereiro é mês de carnaval”. Their approach to relationships is fiery and dramatic rather than cautious or calculating, evident in “se envolveu porque quis e sabendo que sou louca eu vou raspar seu bigodinho, botar fogo nas suas coisas, rasgar o banco da meiota e não me troca por outra”, which shows emotional intensity and willingness to act on strong feelings in the moment. They also jump into social drama and reality‑show stakes with passionate, almost combative investment, as seen in “EU TÔ CHIRQNDOKKKKKK MDS QUE BBB BOM” and “desgraçados, tão votando no Leandro”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to "pick a side" loudly and defend it. Even their rage at League of Legends, “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSA DESGRACA DE LOL, NÃO QUERO MAIS AMIGOS LOLZEIROS”, shows a hot‑blooded, dramatic stance rather than the cool calculation of Slytherin or the gentle patience of Hufflepuff. Overall, their temperament is courageous, impulsive, loud, and combative in a way that is quintessentially Gryffindor rather than primarily ambitious, studious, or softly loyal.
Your movie
Your song
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best fits them is good 4 u because it captures their chaotic, dramatic, and funny way of dealing with emotions and relationships. They have a flair for intense reactions and playful threats in love, like when they say they’ll “raspar seu bigodinho, botar fogo nas suas coisas, rasgar o banco da meiota”, which mirrors the song’s over-the-top heartbreak energy. They bounce between feeling radiant and unbothered and then suddenly spiraling, seen in tweets like “a vida realmente é boa pra caralho não sei porque eu tô chorando porra” and “inclusive amigos, voltando dias atrás: tava não, eu tava muito era maluca da cabeça”. The song’s mix of anger, sarcasm, and self-awareness fits with how they talk about drinking, carnival, and chaos, e.g., “comecei a beber agora, só paro ano que vem” and “que sensação como se eu não bebesse a mais de mês, tudo porque fevereiro é mês de carnaval”. Overall, good 4 u reflects someone who feels things loudly, curses a lot, laughs through the drama, and turns emotional messes into entertainment, just like their timeline.
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