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Your Simpsons character
They match Homer Simpson most closely: chaotic, loud, affectionate, impulsive, and constantly torn between wanting to be more responsible and giving in to fun. Like Homer with his beer, they openly joke about drinking and trying (and failing) to cut back, as in “parar de beber por um tempo, acho que é o point” right after “comecei a beber agora, só paro ano que vem”. They show big, dramatic reactions and over-the-top frustration, very Homer-core, in tweets like “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSA DESGRACA DE LOL, NÃO QUERO MAIS AMIGOS LOLZEIROS” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU, a viagem de 1h40 já tá em 4hrs vou pular na pista agora”. At the same time, they’re deeply affectionate and family-oriented, proudly being the BBB oracle for their parents in “me respeitem porque eu sou dona de toda a sabedoria” and reflecting on their adolescence in “bizarro pensar na adolescência e se arrepender de algumas ações”, which echoes Homer’s occasional self-awareness. Their mix of horny jokes (“já tô comprando coisas pra colocar no rabo dele”), chaotic friendships, and sudden bursts of sincere joy like “a vida realmente é boa pra caralho não sei porque eu tô chorando porra” fits Homer’s lovable-mess energy more than any other character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly mention parties, drinking, and social plans like “acho que domingo é bloquinho mesmo, que delícia”, and talk about hanging out with friends and family, e.g. “meus pais vendo o paredão do BBB sendo formado e virando pra me perguntar quem vai ser eliminado me respeitem porque eu sou dona de toda a sabedoria” and “nunca me senti tanto numa vibe de velha igual hoje eu, Teteu e Lucy mais de UMA HORA sentados numa mesa bebendo café e fofocando horrores”. Their style is Intuitive (N): they are playful, imaginative, and metaphorical, joking about scenarios and exaggerations rather than concrete details, like “se envolveu porque quis e sabendo que sou louca eu vou raspar seu bigodinho, botar fogo nas suas coisas, rasgar o banco da meiota e não me troca por outra” and reflecting on life phases in “bizarro pensar na adolescência e se arrepender de algumas ações, adolescente filha da puta”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, driven by emotions, relationships, and values, whether talking about missing people and making up with Nael in “seguindo de novo o nael depois de fazer as pazes”, reacting strongly to politics in “descobri que uma pessoa querida é bolsonarista sem argumento e perdi meu brilho”, or celebrating identity with “ser bisexual é do caralho né”. Their spontaneity and flexible lifestyle point to Perceiving (P): they impulsively start or stop habits like drinking in “parar de beber por um tempo, acho que é o point” and then “comecei a beber agora, só paro ano que vem”, procrastinate on writing plots in “detesto escrever plot, como pode alguém ser tão preguiçoso” and “o rp já tá pra começar e eu não fiz o plot”, and decide trips and outings in a go-with-the-flow way as in “esse ano quero viajar MUITO”. Altogether, the expressive, social, emotional, and spontaneous nature of their tweets aligns best with ENFP.

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Bisexual CLT survivor, beach and BBB strategist. Once burned an egg cooking naked, still trusts herself with life decisions.– @ofcjeongguk

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built on cachaça infused with burnt caramel for their chaotic, party-girl energy and love–hate relationship with drinking, echoing lines like “que sensação como se eu não bebesse a mais de mês, tudo porque fevereiro é mês de carnaval” and “parar de beber por um tempo, acho que é o point”. Sparkling passion fruit juice brings sweetness and sparkle, matching the way they light up about shows, music, and friends, as in “esse ano quero viajar MUITO” and “a vida realmente é boa pra caralho não sei porque eu tô chorando porra”. Pink grapefruit bitters represent their sharp tongue and zero-tolerance side when annoyed at Nael, LOL, or politics, like “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSA DESGRACA DE LOL” and “descobri que uma pessoa querida é bolsonarista sem argumento e perdi meu brilho”. Sea-salt foam nods to their obsession with the beach and swimming, seen in “que lindo dia de sol, praia, cervejinha, música boa” and “nadarei em todas as praias do mundo”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter celebrates their bisexual, dramatic, k-pop-ARMY flair, as in “ser bisexual é do caralho né” and their proudly chaotic stan energy in “sou ofcjeongguk desde 2021”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account reads as strongly Gryffindor: bold, impulsive, and unafraid of conflict or intensity. They repeatedly embrace chaotic, high‑energy situations with a fearless attitude, like planning heavy drinking and carnival despite already feeling the impact, e.g. “parar de beber por um tempo, acho que é the point” followed almost immediately by “que sensação como se eu não bebesse a mais de mês, tudo porque fevereiro é mês de carnaval”. Their approach to relationships is fiery and dramatic rather than cautious or calculating, evident in “se envolveu porque quis e sabendo que sou louca eu vou raspar seu bigodinho, botar fogo nas suas coisas, rasgar o banco da meiota e não me troca por outra”, which shows emotional intensity and willingness to act on strong feelings in the moment. They also jump into social drama and reality‑show stakes with passionate, almost combative investment, as seen in “EU TÔ CHIRQNDOKKKKKK MDS QUE BBB BOM” and “desgraçados, tão votando no Leandro”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to "pick a side" loudly and defend it. Even their rage at League of Legends, “VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSA DESGRACA DE LOL, NÃO QUERO MAIS AMIGOS LOLZEIROS”, shows a hot‑blooded, dramatic stance rather than the cool calculation of Slytherin or the gentle patience of Hufflepuff. Overall, their temperament is courageous, impulsive, loud, and combative in a way that is quintessentially Gryffindor rather than primarily ambitious, studious, or softly loyal.

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A song that best fits them is good 4 u because it captures their chaotic, dramatic, and funny way of dealing with emotions and relationships. They have a flair for intense reactions and playful threats in love, like when they say they’ll “raspar seu bigodinho, botar fogo nas suas coisas, rasgar o banco da meiota”, which mirrors the song’s over-the-top heartbreak energy. They bounce between feeling radiant and unbothered and then suddenly spiraling, seen in tweets like “a vida realmente é boa pra caralho não sei porque eu tô chorando porra” and “inclusive amigos, voltando dias atrás: tava não, eu tava muito era maluca da cabeça”. The song’s mix of anger, sarcasm, and self-awareness fits with how they talk about drinking, carnival, and chaos, e.g., “comecei a beber agora, só paro ano que vem” and “que sensação como se eu não bebesse a mais de mês, tudo porque fevereiro é mês de carnaval”. Overall, good 4 u reflects someone who feels things loudly, curses a lot, laughs through the drama, and turns emotional messes into entertainment, just like their timeline.

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