Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-open: Frequently shares feelings directly, like frustration and sadness in “odeio ficar mal” and longing in “saudades dela”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong care and desire for connection, such as “eu nao quero perder ela nao” and “Eu sacrificaria tudo para te levar até a lua”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and self-irony, like the playful “sobre mim” in “sexo poucas vezes / sexualidade goldan” and exaggerated flirting in “queria um suco de abacaxota com cubos de grelo”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for media and characters, e.g. excitement about comics and Moon Knight in “Como eu amo as capas do cavaleiro da lua” and reading Guerra Civil in “vamo ler guerra civil né”.
- Sociable: Often invites interaction and conversation, like “Oi, tô no tédio Mandem mensagem” and “falem comigo ok”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about himself, calling himself “otário” in “Eu sou muito otário mesmo” and “eu sou bastante otário msm”.
- Attachment-prone: Struggles with getting attached and hurt, seen in “putaquepariu pq eu fui me apegar mano, eu odeio isso” and “Eu me recuso a acreditar que eu ainda quero ela e sinto falta dela”.
- Jealous: Admits and focuses on jealousy in tweets like “eu tenho ciúmes (e tô com ciúmes), droga” and questioning if the other person feels the same in “Serase *** tem ciúmes tbm?”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Mood swings appear across tweets, from “I can't take it anymore.” to lighthearted posts soon after like “oi gente bom dia”.
- Overthinking: Mentions thinking too much and arguing with himself, such as “to pensando muito nela eu devia parar ne” and “Tô discutindo cmg mesmo, isso não é normal não”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, emotional, flirtatious, and constantly joking through discomfort. They show Bart-like clowning and horny humor with posts such as “queria um suco de abacaxota com cubos de grelo” and “O que você faria comigo? 1 casava 2 namorava 3 beijava 4 dava um soco…”. At the same time, there’s real vulnerability and messy crush energy, like “putaquepariu pq eu fui me apegar mano, eu odeio isso”, “eu nao quero perder ela nao”, and “Eu me recuso a acreditar que eu ainda quero ela e sinto falta dela”, which fits Bart’s habit of hiding feelings behind sarcasm. The dramatic flair and self-deprecating angst in “I can't take it anymore.” and “Eu sou muito otário mesmo” aligns with Bart’s impulsive, sometimes self-sabotaging nature. He’s also a pop‑culture-obsessed nerd—talking about comics and games like “vamo ler guerra civil né” and “Como eu amo as capas do cavaleiro da lua”—which fits Bart more than the more studious Lisa or the more responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently invite interaction and visibility, e.g. un‑privating just to show up on timelines in “desprivei pq eu gosto de aparecer na timeline dos outros”, asking for DMs and NGL questions in “Oi, tô no tédio Mandem mensagem” and “falem comigo ok”, and openly craving affection in “gente queria beijar na boca”. Their interests and expressions point to Intuition: they’re drawn to psychological/emotional media (Death Parade, Silent Hill 2, comics like Civil War), and they muse about emotions in an abstract way as in “Qual é o sentimento primitivo que se sobressai? O medo, o ódio, a raiva, a dor, o desespero, e o que mais?”. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic, making decisions and self‑judgments around emotion and relationships: “Ela me faz bem mas tbm me faz mal”, “putaquepariu pq eu fui me apegar mano, eu odeio isso”, and “Eu me recuso a acreditar que eu ainda quero ela e sinto falta dela”. Finally, they present as more Perceiving than structured Judging: their timeline is impulsive and mood‑driven, full of sudden decisions and changes like “vo priva a conta pra pararem de me stalkea”, “Vou cortar o cabelo hoje e vai ser mullet ok”, and “Daqui a pouco vou fazer um novo fix”, showing spontaneity rather than long‑term planning or rigid organization.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… you sacrificed everything to take someone to the moon and they ‘weren’t nerd enough to understand’? Lucky for you I read Guerra Civil, Secret Wars AND love timelines, so when do we schedule our trip to the moon, Goldan?
- You said ‘Mulheres se apaixonam pela personalidade, eu sou um monstro então caralho?’ — relax, Moon Knight is technically a monster too and he still got fans. I’m just trying to be the Jessica Jones to your Cavaleiro da Lua and fall for the chaos.
- You keep tweeting ‘queria ela’, ‘saudades dela’, ‘eu não quero perder ela não’… I volunteer as ‘ela’. I read comics, like sad anime, and I don’t mind your ciúmes — do I qualify for the role or you need more requirements?
- You watched Death Parade episode 4 and got ‘indignado’… how about we balance that emotional damage with a night where we read Justiceiro and Guerra Civil together while you explain why your favorite film is Inglourious Basterds and I pretend not to stare at your arms from that ‘meu braço nessa foto’ tweet?
- Você: 19y, 1,87, sexualidade ‘goldan’, cabelo mullet, gamer de Demolidor em Marvel Rivals, apaixonado por Cavaleiro da Lua. Eu: pessoa que acha isso tudo extremamente sexy e quer provar que o seu ‘sobre mim’ só estava incompleto porque ainda não tinha ‘• crush eu’.
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19 • he/him • Moon Knight enthusiast, comics & Death Parade fan. Once sacrificed a good night’s sleep just to finish ‘Civil War’ part one.– @Ogoldan_
Your signature cocktail
Moonknight Mullet Meltdown
This cocktail starts with silver cachaça infused with white pepper to mirror his sharp, slightly chaotic edge and his favorite color being white, as teased in his self-intro (“sobre mim: • cor fav branco”) and all the swearing intensity around feelings (“putaquepariu pq eu fui me apegar mano, eu odeio isso”). Pineapple juice with a dash of lime brings a playful, tropical punch that nods to his horny humor and wild drink fantasies (“queria um suco de abacaxota com cubos de grelo”) and his flirty side (“gente queria beijar na boca”). Activated charcoal syrup represents the dark, introspective side of his timeline, from emotional spirals (“I can't take it anymore.”) to overthinking and ranting about pain and primitive feelings (“Qual é o sentimento primitivo que se sobressai? O medo, o ódio, a raiva, a dor, o desespero, e o que mais?”). An espresso shot captures his high-energy, late-night, slightly unhinged vibe—reading endless comics and spinning out emotionally (“guerras secretas tem 219 'capítulos' putaquepariu.”, “Tô discutindo cmg mesmo, isso não é normal não”). Finally, a light sea-salt foam on top salutes his softness under all the swearing—missing ‘her’ and wanting love (“Ela me faz bem mas tbm me faz mal”, “eu nao quero perder ela nao”) while still trying to say “oi gente bom dia” to the timeline (“oi gente bom dia”).
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Several tweets show impulsive intensity and an almost heroic, all‑or‑nothing emotional stance that fits Gryffindor. For example, they say “Eu sacrificaria tudo para te levar até a lua, mas você não é nerd suficiente para entender”, which reflects dramatic devotion and a willingness to "sacrifice everything" for someone. Their way of dealing with conflict and feelings is very direct and hot‑blooded: “putaquerpariu pq eu fui me apegar mano, eu odeio isso” and “Eu sou muito otário mesmo” show a headlong, heart‑on‑sleeve impulsiveness rather than detached analysis. They also openly stand by strong moral positions like “não sei mano, eu acho que nazi tinha que morrer mesmo”, which is blunt, confrontational, and aligned with Gryffindor’s tendency to charge at perceived injustice. Finally, their self‑deprecating but bold social flair—asking followers “O que você faria comigo? 1 casava 2 namorava 3 beijava...” and jokingly inviting fights like “Quero saber quem é que vai ter medo desse filhinho de papai aqui”—suggests the extroverted courage and risk‑taking typical of Gryffindor rather than quiet Hufflepuff loyalty or Ravenclaw cerebral distance.
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Your song
Moonlight - XXXTentacion
A song that fits them well is Moonlight by XXXTentacion, because it mixes a cool, nocturnal vibe with emotional turbulence and obsession, much like their timeline. They frequently oscillate between wanting love and feeling hurt, saying things like “Ela me faz bem mas tbm me faz mal” and “putaquepariu pq eu fui me apegar mano, eu odeio isso”, which mirrors the song’s theme of attraction tangled with pain. Their constant longing for someone — “eu nao quero perder ela nao” and “eu me recuso a acreditar que eu ainda quero ela e sinto falta dela” — fits the obsessive, fixated energy of the lyrics. At the same time, they project a confident, slightly edgy online persona with posts like “gente queria beijar na boca” and a bio that says “Let's turn forever, you and me,” which lines up with the song’s mix of swagger and vulnerability. The late-night, introspective, somewhat dark aesthetic of Moonlight also matches their interest in characters like Moon Knight and in heavier emotional themes, such as “Qual é o sentimento primitivo que se sobressai? O medo, o ódio, a raiva, a dor, o desespero, e o que mais?”.
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