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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: principled, outspoken, and nerdy about their interests. Like Lisa, they’re fiercely political and moralistic, calling out injustice bluntly, such as when they say “it’s wild to accuse people of ‘virtue signaling’ for opposing ICE when not wanting to see harmless people killed in broad daylight is a very basic human reaction” and “who's gonna tell this dumbass that both documented AND undocumented immigrants have lower crime rates than US born citizens”. They also show a compassionate, mental-health-aware side with posts like “never kill yourself”, which mirrors Lisa’s empathy and care for others. At the same time, they’re a bit of a try-hard overachiever in their craft—constantly streaming, cooking, and improving, as seen in tweets like “i don’t know about you but i got to where i am from posting daily on all my platforms and being consistent with my content”. Their mix of earnest activism, strong opinions, and dedicated personal projects aligns much more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or apathetic energy of Bart or Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they stream often, share cooking and gaming with viewers, and openly address their community, as seen in posts like “your favorite nepo baby thirst trapper vtweeter is BACKK first stream after a whole week off!” and frequent schedule announcements such as “stream schedule [jan 26 feb 1] lots more cooking and horror gaming this week. teaching chat how to make high protein asian meals on sunday!”. Their content shows Intuition more than Sensing: while they cook (a concrete activity), they often speak in generalized, conceptual terms about culture, community, and politics, like “being an adult is realizing that there is nuance in a lot of things and that multiple parties can be wrong at the same time” and “why we should stop renaming cultural dishes to cater towards white people”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, grounding their arguments in values and empathy, especially around harm and marginalization, e.g. “idc what your religion is, if you can’t accept and respect someone for who they are because of their sexuality or gender identity, you’re a cunt” and “it’s wild to accuse people of ‘virtue signaling’ for opposing ICE when not wanting to see harmless people killed in broad daylight is a very basic human reaction”. Despite a blunt tone, they still argue from moral concern, not detached logic. Their consistent schedules and planning point to Judging: they repeatedly post weekly plans, like “stream schedule [jan 12 jan 18] taking some days off this week because of family stuff but lets have as much fun as we can until then!” and they frame their career around long-term consistency and discipline, as in “i don’t know about you but i got to where i am from posting daily on all my platforms and being consistent with my content”. The combination of outspoken community focus, values-driven commentary, and structured content creation aligns best with ENFJ: an extroverted, big-picture, value-led organizer who uses a direct, sometimes confrontational style to defend people and principles.

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Gay horror gamer & home cook turning chaos into #k9kitchen recipes. Once seared with butter on stream—now I teach you why that was a crime.– @ohaiyokaiyo

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bold and a little unhinged, just like a guy who proudly posts “spicy peanut butter udon noodle soup 🍜 this meal takes about ~10 and is yummy and filling. a lot of people aren't used to peanut butter served in a savory way but it's good 👍” and then argues with the entire timeline about technique. Chili-infused vodka brings the heat of their callouts, from “you must be slow if you’re only JUST cutting ties with tectone” to “why are u such a miserable nazi cunt”, while creamy peanut butter syrup represents the cozy, food-obsessed side that shares #k9kitchen treats like “i made pistachio cream brown butter chocolate cookies 🍪”. Vietnamese iced coffee concentrate nods to their Viet identity and high-energy grind from “i don’t know about you but i got to where i am from posting daily on all my platforms and being consistent with my content.” while keeping the drink strong enough to survive horror games and Sims marathons. Lime juice cuts through the richness the way their political takes slice through bad faith, like when they clap back at ICE jokes in “making jokes about ICE while people in america are actively being harmed because of it is incredibly tasteless.”. A toasted sesame mist on top makes it experimental and a little fancy, matching the vtuber flair of “your favorite nepo baby thirst trapper vtweeter is BACKK” while still feeling like something you’d drink in a kitchen stream rather than a stuffy bar.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by openly confrontational moral stances, which is classic Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out people and communities they see as harmful, e.g. “you must be slow if you’re only JUST cutting ties with tectone” and “why are u such a miserable nazi cunt”, showing a willingness to start fights to defend their values. They take strong public positions on political and social issues like ICE and immigration, as in “making jokes about ICE while people in america are actively being harmed because of it is incredibly tasteless. families are being separated and people are being killed in broad daylight” and “it’s wild to accuse people of ‘virtue signaling’ for opposing ICE when not wanting to see harmless people killed in broad daylight is a very basic human reaction”, which reflects a bold, justice-oriented temperament. Their readiness to insult bigotries directly — “idc what your religion is, if you can’t accept and respect someone for who they are because of their sexuality or gender identity, you’re a cunt” — reads much more like Gryffindor blunt courage than Slytherin subtle maneuvering. Even when discussing the content-creation scene, they frame things as calling out cowardice or grift, praising entertainers who succeed without right‑wing pandering in “big W to the female vtubers who can actually gain a big audience from being entertaining and not just from having 'dark' humor and being a right wing grifter”, again centering bravery and integrity. While they clearly work hard and are creative with cooking and streaming, the dominant throughline is fearless, sometimes impulsive, defense of their beliefs — solidly Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for Kaiyo is MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) by Lil Nas X, because it balances unapologetic queer confidence with a playful, chaotic edge. He’s openly gay and self-aware about his appeal, joking about being seen as an eboy while clarifying he’s a "gay guy that just cooks and plays horror games" in “i think one of the funniest and inaccurate ways that people try to insult me...”, echoing the song’s theme of owning your identity despite others’ projections. His sharp clapbacks at bigotry, like “idc what your religion is, if you can’t accept and respect someone for who they are because of their sexuality or gender identity, you’re a cunt” and “why are u such a miserable nazi cunt”, match the song’s defiant, confrontational energy toward moralizing critics. At the same time, he mixes thirst, humor, and confidence in tweets like “your favorite nepo baby thirst trapper vtweeter is BACKK” and “he's so fine i want that baguette”, which fits the flirty, bold tone of the track. The balance of being politically outspoken, proudly queer, and playfully horny makes this song a strong thematic mirror of his online persona.

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