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They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intellectually driven, perfectionistic, and very hard on themselves. Like Lisa obsessing over grades and achievements, this user talks about exams and performance anxiety, e.g. “The class avg was 84 and i got a 45 haha killing myself” and ambitious goals like “2026 resolutions : • 3.5+ gpa • Reach ugw : 38 kg • Get a job • Find a good internship • Visit at least one country • Save money ( 1000 € + ) • fix all of my teeth”. Lisa’s self-critical streak and body-image worries parallel the user’s intense fixation on weight and measurements, for example “I AM SICK OF BMI 21S I NEED TO GET OUT ALREADY” and “Tweeting my measurements for accountability again Waist : 66 cm / 26 in...”. The user also shows reflective, somewhat overthinking tendencies—e.g. “Crazy how my brain works when i eat”—which fits Lisa’s introspective nature. On top of that, their multilingual, academically engaged side (talking about literature, multiple languages, and exams) strongly echoes Lisa’s bookish, overachiever persona.

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They lean Introvert (I): most content is about studying, fasting, and inner anxiety rather than active socializing; even when they mention friends, it’s functional (getting steps in, restricting) rather than for energy, e.g. “Ive noticed the days were i restrict the best is when i go out ill just go out with friends and drink espresso for a meal so i eat like 1 2 meals in those days and get my steps in”. Their thinking is strongly Intuitive (N), often connecting present behavior to long-term goals and patterns, such as turning New Year’s into a strategic life redesign in “2026 resolutions : • 3.5+ gpa • Reach ugw : 38 kg • Get a job • Find a good internship • Visit at least one country • Save money ( 1000 € + ) • fix all of my teeth”, or reflecting on childhood beliefs in “when i was a kid like 11 or 12 i was disordered and i watched this tv show where they sad to melt the fat away u have to walk 10k per day... so i walked around my yard counting every step”. They fit Thinking (T) over Feeling because they analyze and compare, sometimes sharply, rather than harmonizing; they judge music lists and people with blunt detachment in tweets like “They are so pathetic its funny. A bunch of lowlifes trying to seem different and ' superior' only to get insulted by half the internet” and “Studying medicine is easier than engineering... But studying it absolutely not”. Their behavior is strongly Judging (J): they track calories and measurements meticulously in “Tweeting my measurements for accountability again Waist : 66 cm... Is 4.5 kg / 10 lbs in 35 days doable” and “Closed the new yr with 536 calories 320 burnt”, and they build structured plans and vision boards in “So far ive done a physical 2026 vision board... Now im gonna do a digital vision board a goals list and a wishlist”. Combining introspection, future-oriented planning, analytical tone, and goal fixation on performance and control points most strongly to INTJ.

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152 cm polyglot in Albania/Turkey, CS + literature enjoyer. Once walked 10k steps in my yard as a kid just to “melt fat” because a TV show said so.– @ohmydrl

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This cocktail starts with a chilled espresso shot, because they literally replace meals with coffee when they go out: “ill just go out with friends and drink espresso for a meal”. It’s lengthened with a diet cola reduction and lime, a nod to their calculated calorie counting and the sharp, anxious edge of restrictions like “7 pm and i havent eaten anything yet im proud of myself Fasting today ig” and “Closed the new yr with 536 calories 320 burnt”. A cloud of lightly sweetened soy milk foam honors their small joys and comforts—especially their affection for soy milk: “Soy milkkk I havent had soy milk in months… so when i go home i just drink ungodly amounts of it”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the darker, disordered undercurrent in their humor and body image struggles, like “bmi 16 is such a perfect bmi” and “I ate so long ago though is it even worth it to purge now”. Finally, the edible silver glitter rim is their meticulous, ambitious side—the girl with vision boards, GPA goals, and travel dreams sparkling through the chaos: “2026 resolutions : • 3.5+ gpa • Reach ugw : 38 kg • Get a job • Find a good internship • Visit at least one country • Save money” and “So far ive done a physical 2026 vision board… Now im gonna do a digital vision board”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a clear love of learning and intellectual engagement: they talk about contests in literature and informatics and recount how a friend advanced to a national round in an academic competition, reflecting a world where scholastic achievement matters to them (“When i was in my 2nd yr of hs we had these sort of national contests…”). They also compare disciplines analytically, making an argument that studying medicine is easier than engineering and separating study difficulty from practice difficulty, which reflects a very Ravenclaw-style, analytical perspective (“Studying medicine is easier than engineering… But studying it absolutely not”). Their multilingual reading habits and pride in accessing books in multiple original languages show intellectual curiosity and enjoyment of knowledge for its own sake (“i can read albanian books… english books french books turkish books all in their original language”). Even their self-improvement goals are framed in terms of GPA and academic success (“2026 resolutions : • 3.5+ gpa • Reach ugw : 38 kg • Get a job • Find a good internship…”), underscoring that achievement through learning is central to their identity. While they have ambition and self-criticism that could hint at Slytherin, the most consistent throughline is a cerebral, study-focused, and reflective orientation, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A song that fits them well is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of self-destructive themes, exhaustion, and dark humor. They repeatedly talk about extreme restriction and hunger in a disturbingly casual way, like saying “Finals are over now i can starve in peace” and “Im still maintaining bc of finals 7 jan come faster i need to starve”. Their fixation on weight and self-punishing habits comes through in tweets such as “7 pm and i havent eaten anything yet im proud of myself Fasting today ig” and “I ate so long ago though is it even worth it to purge now i wanna do it simply for water weight i feel so anxious”. At the same time, they use irony and internet humor as a coping mechanism, seen in lines like “Closed the new yr with 536 calories 320 burnt” and “My roomate ate only half of the mini pizza and i ate all of it SOMEONE KILL ME”. The song’s eerie, restless mood and themes of being trapped in your own mind parallel their late-night hunger, anxiety, and obsessive tracking of their body, such as “I hate being hungry at night sm but unfortunately it has sm good results in the morning Also im losing weight ive lost before its so embarrasing”.

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