
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They come off as expressive, sharp, and emotionally self-aware in a very Lisa way: they openly vent about frustration and life plans getting derailed, like in “im so fucking pissed you cant just screw my whole current life plan over and just say huhu im sorry yo you deadass need to ***”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to articulate her anger clearly instead of bottling it up. They care a lot about media, stories, and characters with almost analytical fixation—ranking ships and character dynamics in posts like “government assigned genshit nod krai ships ranked based on how much shilled interactions/content they have in archon quest” and critiquing storytelling in “i wish he wasnt a fawking bum in storytelling i wish he just END DETECTIVE CONAN”—which fits Lisa’s intellectual, critique-heavy engagement with books and culture. They also show organized, overachiever energy beneath the chaos, like being a group leader in “got called a great group leader” and being very online/artsy (designerbrain, fandom writing, theatre in “my fav pics of myself as rosie from mamma mia :3”), all strongly Lisa-coded. At the same time, the dramatic, depressive humor (e.g. “im going to KILL MYSELF.” clearly used as hyperbole) and tweets like “i love hate mt life” feel like an older, very-online Lisa dealing with burnout and complicated relationships. Overall, they match best with Lisa Simpson as a passionate, intelligent, slightly overwhelmed theater/fandom kid who overthinks everything and feels things very deeply.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about friends, social plans, and wanting more interaction, e.g. describing bonding with friends as peak life in “wdym this is lame this is like the peakest activity to ever do. this ud how i bond w my friends like this is how life should be” and loudly celebrating shared fandom moments like “day 1 ineffa believers happy as FUCK rn”. They are clearly Intuitive: most tweets are about ships, narratives, and possibilities rather than concrete details, such as theorizing and categorizing fictional relationships in “government assigned genshit nod krai ships ranked based on how much shilled interactions/content they have in archon quest”, and meta-comments like “core highkey a bot tweeter but with an original method”. Their reactions are dominated by emotion, empathy, and values, showing Feeling preference: they vent intensely about being hurt and derailed in “im so fucking pissed you cant just screw my whole current life plan over and just say huhu im sorry yo you deadass need to ***”, gush about idols in “I LOVEEEE YOUUUU JIHYOOOOOOOO”, and focus on how characters make them feel rather than logical analysis. Finally, they appear Perceiving: they are spontaneous, procrastinate, and flexible—openly skipping a 9am class in “yes i have a 9 am class tmr yes im missing it”, staying up for games in “im so fawking sleepy man. but minecarft”, and impulsively buying a ticket in “I BOUGHT A TICKET TO CHIIKAWALAND TOKYOOOOOOO”. The mix of high emotional expressiveness, fandom passion, social energy, and loose, spur-of-the-moment lifestyle fits ENFP best.

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mia 💖 | genshin + denreze enjoyer, part-time Minecraft goblin | once bonded over Wattpad RPs & TOP and now planning Japan trips with oomfs– @ohmygodbruhbruh

Your signature cocktail
Oh My Grog Bruh is bright, messy, and a little unhinged in the best way—just like Mia yelling “OH MY GOD BRUH I MEANT TO TWEET THIS ON HERE KMSING”. A soju or light vodka base fits her chaotic student life energy of skipping class (“yes i have a 9 am class tmr yes im missing it”) while still being fun and drinkable, not deadly. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, fruity sweetness for the affectionate, bubbly side that buys a ticket to “CHIIKAWALAND TOKYOOOOOOO” and gushes “I LOVEEEE YOUUUU JIHYOOOOOOOO”. Yuzu juice brings a sharp, zesty sourness for the part of her that’s pissed at life and housing drama (“fuck mt stupid chud homeless life man”) but still keeps going. Pink grapefruit soda makes it bubbly and a little dramatic for her ship-brain and fandom highs (“day 1 ineffa believers happy as FUCK rn”), and the dash of chili salt on the rim is that spicy, ranty edge when she goes “this bumass organization. disband NOW” (link). Overall it’s slightly sweet, a bit bitter, fizzy, and lowkey dangerous if you keep refilling—very ‘i need a beer’ (link) energy.

Your Hogwarts House
Mia shows strong Gryffindor impulsiveness and intensity in tweets like “im so fucking pissed you cant just screw my whole current life plan over and just say huhu im sorry yo you deadass need to ***” and “i need to DEE EYE EEE”, where emotions are immediate, unfiltered, and confrontational. Their darkly joking self‑destructive posts such as “i should dee eye ee” and “im going to KILL MYSELF.” read like classic reckless, dramatic Gryffindor flair rather than calculated Slytherin self‑preservation. They’re willing to loudly call things out, as with “this bumass organization. disband NOW” and “yall ppl piss me the fuck off”, which shows a confrontational sense of justice and calling bullshit when they see it. There’s also a courageous, go‑for‑it streak in life decisions like traveling and performing, highlighted in “play rosie in mamma mia getting to know more friends that i trust” and the proud follow‑up photo thread of themselves as Rosie in Mamma Mia (“my fav pics of myself as rosie from mamma mia :3 probably my biggest biggest highlight of the year fr bc i feel so accomplished”). Their loyalty and ride‑or‑die tone toward friends and ships (e.g. “day 1 ineffa believers happy as FUCK rn”) support a passionate, gutsy Gryffindor core more than any other house.

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A well‑known song that fits Mia is good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo, because it balances angry, chaotic humor with genuine hurt and resilience. She swings between joking about crisis and real frustration, like when she says “im so fucking pissed you cant just screw my whole current life plan over and just say huhu im sorry yo you deadass need to ***” and “fuck mt stupid chud homeless life man”, which mirrors the song’s bitter, explosive verses. At the same time, she’s clearly still functioning, gaming, and traveling — flexing wins like “day 1 ineffa believers happy as FUCK rn” and “I BOUGHT A TICKET TO CHIIKAWALAND TOKYOOOOOOO” — just like the song’s "good for you, you look happy and healthy" energy. Her dramatic, slightly unhinged tone in tweets such as “i need to DEE EYE EEE” and “im going to KILL MYSELF.” (clearly hyperbolic fandom-speak) matches the pop‑punk catharsis and over-the-top delivery of good 4 u. Overall, the song’s blend of rage, sarcasm, and still getting on with life captures her timeline’s vibe almost perfectly.

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