Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Adventurous: He wants to "play tennis a psychedelic imax movie" and "jump off a diving board", showing a willingness to try new things.
- Humorous: His self-deprecating jokes, like his tweet about "being retarded", show a sense of humor and ability to laugh at himself.
- Open-minded: He's willing to engage in conversations about spirituality and philosophy, as shown by his interest in "tao talk".
- Passionate: His strong feelings for Sabrina Carpenter and his desire to "make it big" show a passionate nature.
- Creative: His dream about arguing in the rain and his desire to "shoot himself in the head" at the Met Gala show a creative and imaginative mind.
Weaknesses:
- Self-doubt: His tweets about feeling "angry for no reason" and wondering if "anyone likes talking to me at all" reveal insecurities.
- Social anxiety: His desire for "women to tell me what to do with my hair routine" and his concern about being "really weird and strange" suggest social anxiety.
- Impulsivity: His desire to "jump off a diving board" and "hang out on some train tracks" without much planning show impulsiveness.
- Mood swings: His frequent mentions of feeling "angry", "sad", and "happy" in quick succession indicate mood swings.
- Attention-seeking: His desire to "post on instagram so bad" and his hope that Sabrina Carpenter would "put my tweet up next" suggest a need for attention.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Salomon's mischievous, rebellious, and often impulsive nature aligns with Bart Simpson's character. He enjoys doing "crazy things", pushing boundaries, and engaging in pranks, just like Bart. His self-deprecating humor, like his tweet about "being retarded", mirrors Bart's tendency to make light of his own misbehavior. He also has a strong desire for attention and recognition, as seen in his hope that Sabrina Carpenter would "put my tweet up next", similar to Bart's desire to be the center of attention. Salomon's tweets about "being on my period" and "drinking beer alone" add to his Bart-like personality, as they showcase his rebellious streak and tendency to break societal norms.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a tennis ball, because I'm totally smitten with you.
- Are you a skateboard? Because I'm totally falling for you.
- Do you like Kendrick Lamar? Because I'm really into you.
- I'm not sure if you're a dream or a hallucination, but either way, I'm totally into you.
- You must be a sauna, because you're making me feel all hot and bothered.
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Salomon, a NYC-based free spirit with a passion for tennis, skateboarding, and exploring the unconventional. Always up for a good time and a good laugh. Follow for a glimpse into the wild world of Salomon.– @ohnoidontkno
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Hufflepuff
Salomon's kind heart, loyalty to his friends, and appreciation for the simple things in life, like nature and good times, make him a perfect fit for Hufflepuff. He expresses his love for his brother, saying "I love my brother so much", and his desire to "spend time with me" shows his value for close relationships. His appreciation for nature, as seen in his tweets about being "amongst the trees" and "nature is amazing", reflects Hufflepuff's love for the natural world. He also seems to enjoy simple pleasures, like "drinking beer alone" and "walking in the rain", aligning with Hufflepuff's appreciation for the everyday joys of life. Salomon's tweets about "being good as a burrowing animal" and "the amount of joy this gives me is so crazy" further reinforce his Hufflepuff traits, as they highlight his playful and easygoing nature.
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Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
This song, with its rebellious and edgy lyrics, captures Salomon's unconventional personality and his desire to be different. His tweets about doing "crazy things", his desire to "shoot himself in the head" at the Met Gala, and his willingness to "do bad things in order to fix my life" reflect the song's themes of defiance and pushing boundaries. Salomon's self-deprecating humor and his struggles with self-doubt also resonate with the song's introspective and vulnerable lyrics.
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