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Cat locale correspondent. Posts gloopmornings & gloopnights, complains about rattling windows, and overthinks Homestuck so you don’t have to.– @ohohwaiter

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Their timeline shows a strong mix of wit, meta-commentary, and creative worldbuilding that fits Ravenclaw best. They casually reference niche media and analyze it for fun, like when they say “Im reading tears on a withered flower and its pissing me off so bad im just here to bait myself and i do NOT disappoint”, which suggests deliberate engagement with fiction as an intellectual/ emotional exercise. Their Homestuck knowledge and the joke structure in “The striders were genetically destined to be tall but they got shot down by improper nutrition.” and “Theres a gag where whenever i retell the story of homestuck post canon to my mother and mention gamzee, i have to call him Weird Uncle Gamzee Its like A Pimp Named Slickback” show both deep fandom literacy and playful, referential humor. They also analyze online culture itself, e.g. “People say they dont know how to use tumblr and its like How can you not know, you make a post add tags that are related to the post 'egg' hashtag egg posting hashtag who likes eggs hashtag all that shit”, which reads as a dry, explanatory breakdown of a platform’s logic. Even their surreal language—Gloopmorning/Gloopnight, or posts like “Goioppgpgpnifhht”—suggests a creative, idiosyncratic mind more than a purely emotional or ambition-driven one. While they have flashes of sharp anger in tweets like “Some niggas be thinking theyre that important but theyre not...”, the overarching pattern is clever commentary and imaginative framing of daily life, which aligns most closely with Ravenclaw.

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The best fit is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, because it balances morbid humor, self-awareness, and a kind of dramatic, online-poisoned melancholy that matches their timeline. They frequently mix dark jokes with casual aggression and hyperbole, like “I hate dave if i could id shoot him in his cranium like that kid shawn in Shes Got A Baby TM Tubi” and “Sandwich so good i considered not beating my son/brother”, which echoes the song’s theatrical, over-the-top angst. Their posts show intense self-awareness and dissatisfaction, e.g. “Im the worst kind of self aware” and “im not even mad right now im just sad :(”, aligning with the song’s reflection on wasted youth and emotional burnout. At the same time, they have a playful, almost ritualistic posting style with constant “Gloopmorning” and “Gloopnight” posts, which fits MARINA’s blend of aesthetics and melancholy. The combination of absurdist humor, online culture references, and self-deprecating introspection makes Teen Idle a strong thematic mirror of how they present themselves.

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