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Your Simpsons character
Blockhead mirrors Comic Book Guy's sardonic wit and skepticism. Like Comic Book Guy critiquing pop culture, Blockhead dissects societal absurdities, as in 'thinking maybe it’s not so bad then you see a billionaire in an egirl’s mentions.' Both share a tendency to use humor as a shield for deeper existential musings, such as 'It hits you. None of this has any inherent value.' Their biting commentary and intellectual snark make them kindred spirits.

Your MBTI personality Type
Blockhead embodies INTP: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His introspection shines in tweets like 'It’s 2004... Unfortunately, no one tells you this is the best it ever gets,' reflecting a deep inner world. Intuition drives his sharp observations, such as 'thinking maybe it’s not so bad then you see a billionaire in an egirl’s mentions.' His logical critiques, like 'crypto is an industry of opportunity,' showcase his thinking side. Perceiving keeps him adaptable and open-ended, evident in his storytelling experiments like 'Play the Choose Your Own Adventure “IRL” here.'

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Writer with a penchant for dark humor and existential musings | Bellagio native navigating the absurdities of crypto, gambling, and modern life | Creator of interactive stories | Cynical but nostalgic | DM for storytelling collabs.– @OhYouBlockhead

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The 'Vegas Cynic Sour' captures Blockhead’s sharp, reflective personality. Whiskey reflects his grounded yet complex nature, while lemon juice adds a tart edge, mirroring his sardonic humor in 'crypto is an industry of opportunity.' Bitters represent his critique of societal absurdities, like 'thinking maybe it’s not so bad then you see a billionaire in an egirl’s mentions.' A splash of absinthe adds an eccentric twist, tying into his creative storytelling experiments like 'Play the Choose Your Own Adventure “IRL” here.'

Your Hogwarts House
Blockhead fits Slytherin with his cunning, ambition, and skepticism. His tweet 'crypto is an industry of opportunity, it doesn’t matter if you’re not talented...' reflects a pragmatic view of success that aligns with Slytherin values. His sharp critiques, like 'explaining how in crypto it’s not considered fraud if their parents are rich,' showcase a shrewd understanding of societal dynamics. While he may lack Gryffindor's idealism or Ravenclaw's pure intellectual curiosity, his resourcefulness and wit make him a quintessential Slytherin.

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This song's melancholic and reflective tone matches Blockhead's existential musings, like 'It hits you. None of this has any inherent value.' The lyrics 'I walk a lonely road' align with his tweet 'at 25 it’s being emotionally unavailable, but at 35 it’s just bracing for impact.' The song's critique of societal norms and personal struggles mirrors his commentary on crypto and modern life, such as 'crypto is an industry of opportunity.' It's a fitting anthem for his sardonic yet introspective vibe.

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