Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Constantly expresses intense love for LNGSHOT and Ohyul, e.g. “ohyul ohyul ohyul ohyul…” and “i fucking love him only him”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Jokes about own obsession and habits, like “minha cabeça chega a doer d tanto q penso Nele vou procurar um médico” and editing at work “i love editar em horário de trabalho”.
- Creative editor: Frequently mentions making edits and wanting to tag people in them, e.g. “anyone wanna be tagged in my shitty flop edits” and “mais um dia editando ao invés de trabalhar”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth toward oomfs and fandom friends, like “good night oomfs” and praising others’ looks or posts in multiple quoted tweets such as “lindossSSSSSSSSSSSSS AMO VCS”.
- Reflective student: Thinks about college and future, noting missing film sets and cameras in “acho q não é saudade da faculdade e sim saudade dos sets de filmagem das câmeras de fazer filminhos com meus migos”.
Weaknesses:
- Work procrastination: Openly avoids work to edit or tweet, e.g. “mais um dia editando ao invés de trabalhar” and “i love editar em horário de trabalho”.
- Overwhelming fixation: Their thoughts are dominated by idols, as in “minha cabeça chega a doer d tanto q penso Nele” and “pensando no ryul...preciso me tratar”.
- Health neglect: Tweets show being sick but still pushing through without much rest, like “acordei doente pra caralho vei deus me ajude” and “tava vomitando parei só pra tweetar foto… agr voltamos a programação normal vsf vou ter que ir pro médico de novo”.
- Work dissatisfaction: Frequently expresses not wanting to work, e.g. “bom dia eu não quero mais trabalhar meu drus” and “não quero trabalhar mais quero apenas viver amando o lngshot”.
- Financial impulsivity: Regrets spending choices, like “arrependidassaa pq ontem gastei na entrada de uma festa o que poderia comprar o shot callers” and joking about merch vs. other needs in multiple tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: expressive, self-aware, and a little dramatic while still being driven and thoughtful. Like Lisa obsessing over her favorite bands and causes, this user throws themselves completely into their stan life and interests, from looping songs (“sou provavelmente a primeira pessoa da minha cidade a ouvir thinking 16 vezes seguidas hoje”) to deep parasocial brainrot (“minha cabeça chega a doer d tanto q penso Nele vou procurar um médico”). They balance work, college and creative hobbies, editing even during work hours (“# i love editar em horário de trabalho e etc etc”), which mirrors Lisa’s overachieving side trying to juggle school, passions and ideals. Their mix of being tired of adult responsibilities (“bom dia eu não quero mais trabalhar meu drus”) yet still caring about craft and fandom politics (“é sempre as coreanas e chinesas sendo as escórias dos fandoms pqp free lngshot freee my boys”) matches Lisa’s combination of burnout, strong opinions, and earnest heart. And the way they over-love their faves (“sou completamente viciada na existência dele”) has the same intense, slightly embarrassing sincerity Lisa shows whenever she fixates on something she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although they’re affectionate online, most tweets are about their inner world (health, emotions, parasocial crush, music) rather than real-life socializing, and they mention being exhausted by work and school instead of energized by people, e.g. “cheguei do trabalho e capotei ate agora pensa num bixo cansado n quero maaais” and “não quero voltar pra faculdade não quero trabalhar mais quero apenas viver amando o lngshot”. They favor Intuition (N): they’re imaginative, idealizing idols and fictional universes, like when they map members onto Avatar nations in “aqui pensando de qual nação de atla cada um dos meninos seria...” and talk about what a group will do to “the new generation of kpop” in “some parasocial fans are definitely not ready for what lngshot is about to do...”. Their decisions and values are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they talk in emotional and relational terms—“eu realmente acho que bissexuais são superiores a tudo e todos”, “sou completamente viciada na existência dele 😭”—and react to fandom drama with value judgments rather than structured argument, as in “é sempre as coreanas e chinesas sendo as escórias dos fandoms pqp free lngshot freee my boys”. They appear Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they procrastinate and go with the flow (“preciso colocar meu piercing do nostril mas fico enrolando por pura preguiça de ter q cuidar”), edit at work instead of sticking to tasks (“mais um dia editando ao invés de trabalhar !!!!!!!”), and impulsively spend money on a party instead of an album in “arrependidassaa pq ontem gastei na entrada de uma festa o que poderia comprar o shot callers”. Overall, their idealization of idols, emotional intensity, rich inner fantasy life, and somewhat chaotic approach to work and responsibilities fit INFP: the dreamy, values-driven fan who copes with everyday drudgery by escaping into music, edits, and stories about the people they love, as seen in “minha cabeça chega a doer d tanto q penso Nele vou procurar um médico” and “enquanto to na faculdade fico morrendo de ódio e cansaço ... saudade dos sets de filmagem das câmeras de fazer filminhos com meus migos”.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can loop ‘thinking’ 16 times in a row, imagine how long you could stay hooked on me. We’d outstream your Facetime MV rewatch count easily.
- You, a bisexual superior being with sauce in your blood, editing LNGSHOT clips at work instead of doing finance… I’m just saying, if loving you is parasocial, then I’m ready to be the scandal of k‑pop twt.
- You said your head hurts from thinking about Ohyul and you might need a doctor — I volunteer as your new prescription: one message from me every 8 hours, taken with coffee you *don’t* down in two gulps.
- You almost regret spending money on that party instead of Shot Callers merch, but hear me out: next time you ‘waste’ money, let it be on a little date with me. Worst case, you get a new core memory; best case, you get a new bias wrecker.
- You hate working, miss film sets, and your PC is a ‘batata’ while you have editing classes coming… how about we fix one problem: I’ll be your personal ‘moonwalkin’ soundtrack while you edit, and in return you let me be the main character in your next little movie.
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Your new Twitter bio
Finance by day, film student by night. Edits Kwon Ohyul between truck invoices and coughing fits. Once drank coffee meant for an hour in two gulps.– @ohyu1s
Your signature cocktail
Moonwalkin’ Facetime Fizz
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little too drinkable, just like someone who says “não qro beber nunca mais vou mudar de vida” and then goes right back to stanning and suffering. Passionfruit cachaça nods to their Brazilian vibes and intense stan energy for LNGSHOT and Ohyul, from “good morningggg i love lngshot” to “i fucking love him only him”. Blue curaçao gives it that k‑pop MV color pop and references how they’re always mentally in a neon-lit music video screaming “GENTE QUE MV LINDO PQP” and “some parasocial fans are definitely not ready for what lngshot is about to do”. Guava soda makes it sweet and bubbly like their timeline, even when they’re exhausted and tweeting “bom dia eu não quero mais trabalhar meu drus” or “cheguei do trabalho e capotei ate agora pensa num bixo cansado n quero maaais”. The lime juice cuts through the sweetness with a bit of bitterness, echoing their fed-up side when dealing with fandom drama like “é sempre as coreanas e chinesas sendo as escórias dos fandoms pqp free lngshot freee my boys”. Finally, the edible glitter rim is for the over-the-top parasocial sparkle of someone who can unironically tweet “ohyul ohyul ohyul ohyul… OHYULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” and proudly admit “sou completamente viciada na existência dele 😭”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show intense loyalty and devotion to their faves and friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their entire timeline revolves around unwavering love for LNGSHOT and especially Ohyul, like when they say “sou completamente viciada na existência dele 😭” and “i fucking love him only him”, and even joke about maternal devotion with “um dia o louis vai mostrar a certidão de nascimento dele e vocês vão ver que vai estar lá lohayne ohyu1s como nome da mãe dele”. They value relationships and community: wanting “shotas” friends in “preciso fazer amizades shotas tlgd” and asking others to be tagged in their edits in “anyone wanna be tagged in my shitty flop edits when i post them here” shows a desire to include and care for others. Their work complaints aren’t about status or ambition but about exhaustion and wanting a softer life, as in “não quero voltar pra faculdade não quero trabalhar mais quero apenas viver amando o lngshot”, which fits Hufflepuff’s preference for comfort, emotional connection, and steady affection over glory. Even when criticizing parts of the fandom, the framing is about fairness and protecting the boys, like “é sempre as coreanas e chinesas sendo as escórias dos fandoms pqp free lngshot freee my boys”, reinforcing a loyalty- and justice-driven outlook rather than a power-driven one. Overall their traits cluster far more around loyalty, warmth, and dedication than around bravery, cerebral detachment, or ambition, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Moonwalkin - LNGSHOT (feat. Kwon Ohyul)
The song that best suits them is clearly Moonwalkin, because it’s not just a favorite track, it’s basically part of their personality at this point. They explicitly say that “of all the other kpop groups I’ve ever been a fan of I’ve never had a song I got as addicted to as I’m addicted to moonwalkin”, and even note a rare day as special because “believe it or not today I didn’t listen to moonwalkin”. Their whole timeline orbits around LNGSHOT and Ohyul – from “good morningggg i love lngshot” to the obsessive spiral of “ohyul ohyul ohyul … OHYULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”. The confident, almost delulu fangirl energy of Moonwalkin’s vibe matches tweets like “my fav person rn hes everything to me” and “sou completamente viciada na existência dele”. Their daily life (work, college, being sick, editing) is soundtracked by this song, making Moonwalkin the most fitting anthem for them.
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