Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His strong opinions and beliefs, particularly on religion, cryptocurrencies, and traditional values, show his passion for the things he believes in.
- Intuition: He believes in the power of intuition and vibes, claiming that his palm itching predicts his financial gains and losses.
- Traditional: He's a strong supporter of traditional values and expresses disdain for 'normies', often criticizing their behavior and beliefs.
- Crypto enthusiast: His frequent references to cryptocurrencies, especially $TREN, and his willingness to gamble on them show his strong interest in this field.
- UFC fan: He's a big fan of UFC and boxing, particularly Ryan Garcia, and openly expresses his opinions on the sport.
Weaknesses:
- Controversial: His strong opinions and beliefs, particularly on religion, politics, and social issues, often lead to controversial statements.
- Judgmental: He frequently criticizes the behavior and beliefs of others, often labeling them as 'normies' or 'peasants'.
- Conspiracy theorist: He often references conspiracy theories and criticizes the 'satanic/antichrist elite', which can be seen as a weakness in his critical thinking.
- Overconfident: His strong beliefs and opinions can sometimes lead to overconfidence, which can be seen as a weakness in his decision-making.
- Obsessive: His obsession with 'Remilios' and his willingness to take out a loan to buy more cryptocurrencies can be seen as an unhealthy obsession.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Michael's character bears similarities to Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, known for his wealth, his obsession with power, and his disregard for others. Like Mr. Burns, Michael is a self-proclaimed 'cocaine crusader' and a fervent believer in traditional values, often expressing disdain for 'normies' and criticizing their behavior. His strong opinions and beliefs, particularly on religion and politics, often lead to controversial statements, mirroring Mr. Burns's manipulative and often ruthless approach to achieving his goals. Both characters are driven by ambition and a desire for control, making Mr. Burns a fitting representation of Michael's personality.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a Remilio, because I'm feeling a strong connection to you.
- I'm not sure if it's the 'Peaty' breakfast or you, but I'm feeling pretty bullish today.
- You must be a Christian, because I'm feeling a divine connection to you.
- I'm not sure if it's the 'Zyn' or you, but I'm feeling pretty swaggy today.
- I'm not sure if it's the 'Cocaine Crusader' in me, but I'm feeling pretty energized by your presence.
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Cryptocurrency enthusiast | Traditional values advocate | UFC fan | 'Exorcist' | '5G to USD converter' | 'Cocaine Crusader' | 'Based Trad Facist' | Lover of 'Peaty' breakfast and milkshakes | 'Remilios' on my mind | 'God gives you what you need Every. Single. Time.'– @ojgorilla
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Slytherin
Michael's ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness align with the characteristics of Slytherin House. His drive to 'stack wins' and his pursuit of financial success, even through unconventional means like taking out loans for crypto investments, reflect the ambition of Slytherin. His willingness to question authority and challenge conventional beliefs, often through conspiracy theories, shows his cunning and resourcefulness. He also displays a desire for power and control, as seen in his statements about 'God giving you what you need Every. Single. Time.' and his belief in the power of intuition and vibes. These traits, combined with his willingness to use his intelligence for personal gain, make him a fitting candidate for Slytherin.
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Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson
This song's message of resilience and overcoming adversity resonates with Michael's belief in God's power and his own ability to 'stack wins' despite challenges. The lyrics 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger' reflect his determination to persevere through life's obstacles and emerge stronger on the other side. Michael's strong opinions and beliefs, particularly on religion and politics, often lead to controversial statements, but he seems to remain undeterred, mirroring the song's message of unwavering strength and resilience.
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