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Your Simpsons character
They resemble Lisa Simpson: sensitive, introspective, and intellectually driven, but often anxious and hard on themselves. Like Lisa, they show empathy and concern for others’ well‑being, as in their bio encouraging people that they are important and in tweets such as “Pessoal, eu amo vcs ❤️”. They’re self-reflective and openly vulnerable about feeling dysfunctional or like a bad friend, for example: “Eu não estou pronto. Sou extremamente desfuncional, inseguro e desatento” and “Sou um amigo ruim :(”, which mirrors Lisa’s self-doubt. Their strong emotional reaction to injustice, like the outrage at legal impunity in “É inadmissível a impunidade de nossa justiça…”, fits Lisa’s moral seriousness. Finally, their anxiety, pressure about studies and future (“À partir de segunda feira estarei refem da minha preparação para os vestibulares…”) and occasional wish to retreat from everyone (“E se eu me isolasse de tudo e de todos por uns 6 meses?”) are very in line with Lisa’s mix of high expectations and emotional overwhelm.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: they constantly mention anxiety, needing time away, and fear of exposure, e.g. explaining they don’t show their face because of safety and family in “Não apareço por questões de segurança, hoje na internet deve se ter cuidado com sua exposição visual. Se alguém da minha familia ve algo aqui eu estou lascado”, and asking for time when not feeling well in “Gente preciso de um tempo, não to muito bem, espero que entendam, obrigado desde ja, amo todos vcs ❤️”. Their focus is more Intuition (N) than Sensing: they reflect on big-picture ideas like justice and morality in “É inadmissível a impunidade de nossa justiça, esses monstros que fizeram essa barbaridade com o orelha deveriam pagar pelos seus crimes…” and share motivational/self-worth messages in their bio and tweets like “Vcs as vezes tem medo da internet? E de como as pessoas aqui podem ser crueis?”. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: they center emotions, empathy, and relationships, e.g. their bio encouraging others’ self-worth, saying “Pessoal, eu amo vcs ❤️”, and their devastation over their dog’s cancer in “Mimha cachorrinha que eu tenho desde os 3 anos ta com cancer, cara, pqp, porra, a mano que isso pq pq pq pq pq pq”. For Perceiving (P) vs Judging, they show low structure and high spontaneity: lots of impulsive posts, crises, and self-criticism about being disorganized or "dysfunctional" in “Eu não estou pronto. Sou extremamente desfuncional, inseguro e desatento”, plus anxious, last-minute reactions to life events (like their panicked reaction to driving in “Eu sou muito peba :( Fui tentar andar numa motinha… dps passei mal com uma crise de panico”). Even when they do plan (like studying for vestibulares) in “À partir de segunda feira estarei refem da minha preparação para os vestibulares… portanto a minha frequência aqui vai diminuir drasticamente”, it’s framed emotionally rather than as a rigid schedule, consistent with an INFP: inward, value-driven, idealistic, and sensitive to both their own and others’ feelings.

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High‑anxiety student grinding for vestibulares, horror games & gym. Once stalled a “motinha” and got a panic attack—still chasing the driver’s license.– @Old_Lipe

Your signature cocktail
Blue curaçao over crushed ice mirrors Lipe’s anxious, overthinking side, like when he says “Meu remédio de ansiedade não tá fazendo mais efeito pqp eu to surtando”, giving the drink a strong emotional base. Passion fruit juice represents his genuine affection and warmth toward friends and followers, as in “Pessoal, eu amo vcs ❤️” and his constant good-morning check-ins like “Baum diaaa pessoas lindas do meu coração :3 Estao bem? Dormiram bem?”. A dash of cold brew coffee captures his late‑night worries and seriousness, from “Mimha cachorrinha que eu tenho desde os 3 anos ta com cancer, cara, pqp” to the pressure of “À partir de segunda feira estarei refem da minha preparação para os vestibulares”. Lime soda brings the playful, chaotic fizz of his timeline, echoing posts like “MDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa zkIshhxbxndkzjxbdbxjdjenx” and the iconic “Gozei”. Finally, a cotton candy cloud on top symbolizes the soft, comforting way he talks to others—just like his bio, telling people they’re important, and messages such as “Boa noite pessoal Durmam bem Amo vcs ❤️”, making the drink look sweet and protective even when the flavors underneath are intense.

Your Hogwarts House
Lipe’s core traits are warmth, loyalty, and a strong desire to care for others, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff. He repeatedly expresses affection and reassurance toward his followers, e.g. in his bio and in tweets like “Pessoal, eu amo vcs ❤️” and “Boa noite pessoal Durmam bem Amo vcs ❤️”, showing a consistent, nurturing concern for their well‑being. Even while going through anxiety or bad news, he centers his community, asking people not to give up on him and emphasizing his love for them, as in “Oi pessoal estou melhor… Boa noite ai para vcs, o lipe ama muito cada um ta bom? Não desistam de mim por favor”. His loyalty and attachment to his dog, and the way her illness devastates him in “Mimha cachorrinha que eu tenho desde os 3 anos ta com cancer, cara, pqp…”, further underline a deep, Hufflepuff‑style bond with loved ones. Although he shows some bravery in speaking about justice and trauma, like in “É inadmissível a impunidade de nossa justiça…”, these moments are still framed through empathy and moral fairness rather than a drive for glory or ambition, tipping the scale clearly toward Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits Lipe is Lovely by Billie Eilish & Khalid, because it mixes vulnerability, anxiety and a gentle care for others. They openly struggle with anxiety and feeling overwhelmed, as seen in tweets like “Meu remédio de ansiedade não tá fazendo mais efeito pqp eu to surtando” and “Eu tive o pior pesadelo possível, eu revivi meus traumas na pele, eu to tremendo todo”, which mirrors the song’s themes of being trapped in difficult emotions. At the same time, Lipe is very affectionate and supportive with others, constantly saying “Pessoal, eu amo vcs ❤️” and “Ei vc aí mesmo, vc que está lendo, saiba que vc é importante e merece tudo de bom”, similar to how the song feels like two people comforting each other in the dark. Their fear of being forgotten when busy with exams, expressed in “provavelmente vou cair no esquecimento do pessoal”, also matches the song’s fragile hope of eventually escaping that emotional ‘prison.’ Overall, Lovely captures both Lipe’s internal battles and the gentle, loving way they hold on to the people around them.

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