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Your Simpsons character
Oldest Stories shares Lisa Simpson's intellectual curiosity and love for history and philosophy. His tweet 'Corruption’s nothing new—Babylon nailed it 3,000 yrs ago' mirrors Lisa's tendency to connect past lessons to modern issues. Like Lisa, he’s a deep thinker, evident in 'What was the state of the salvation of Jesus Christ prior to his own baptism?'. Both have a thoughtful, sometimes critical perspective on the world.

Your MBTI personality Type
Oldest Stories fits the INTP type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His introspection shines in 'I don't like it here, though, even the places I agree with feels like everyone is screaming'. Intuition drives his fascination with ancient civilizations, as seen in 'Do you remember the kingdom of Suhu?'. His thinking side is evident in theological musings like 'What was the state of the salvation of Jesus Christ prior to his own baptism?'. Perceiving keeps him adaptable, exploring various historical and philosophical topics without rigid conclusions.

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Host of Oldest Stories Podcast | Unearthing ancient wisdom from Babylon to Suhu | Wrestling with theology, justice, & the toxic soul of social media | Banned on TikTok but thriving in history!– @oldeststories

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The 'Babylonian Wisdom' cocktail reflects Oldest Stories’s love for ancient history. Date syrup ties to his tweet 'most mentions of honey are not bee honey, but actually fruit syrup'. Whiskey adds depth, like his philosophical musings in 'Do we bear our testimony or bare our testimony?'. Lemon juice provides a sharp kick, mirroring his critiques in 'Corruption’s nothing new—Babylon nailed it 3,000 yrs ago'. Cinnamon adds warmth, reflecting his fascination with ancient cultures.

Your Hogwarts House
Oldest Stories is a clear Ravenclaw, with his intellectual curiosity and love for history, theology, and philosophy. His tweet 'Do you remember the kingdom of Suhu?' showcases his passion for uncovering knowledge, while his theological musings like 'What was the state of the salvation of Jesus Christ prior to his own baptism?' reflect a deeply analytical mind. Ravenclaws value wisdom and reflection, traits he embodies in his thoughtful critiques of modern society and exploration of ancient wisdom.

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This reflective, philosophical song matches Oldest Stories's contemplative nature. His tweet 'Why is it that so many of us yearn for a simpler life when our ancestors chose the hazards and complexity of settled life?' echoes the song’s themes of impermanence and introspection. It’s a fitting anthem for his musings on history and human choices.

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