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The user’s constant sarcasm, cynicism toward fandom culture, and self‑deprecating humor (“Girl nobody cares”, “Fuck this internet dude”, “Kms today 😅😂”) mirror Comic Book Guy’s trademark disdain for clueless fans. Their focus on fan‑art, pop‑culture references (e.g., Transformers, yaoi, and “Worst tumblr layout award goes to” posts) aligns with Comic Book Guy’s obsessive love of comics and geek media. The user also frequently critiques artistic stagnation (“If you have this mentality you will literally never evolve as an artist. Period.”) which reflects the character’s jaded, critical outlook. Their blend of nerdy interests, edgy language, and a weary, sarcastic tone is a textbook fit for Jeff Albertson’s persona. Overall, the combination of artistic focus, internet‑savvy sarcasm, and a cynical view of fandom culture points directly to Comic Book Guy.

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Their communication is mostly self‑directed, as seen in tweets like "My left arm hurts so much dudeeee" and "I can't stop having hiccups dude," which suggest an introverted focus on internal experience. They favor abstract, imaginative ideas, evident in "What if greek gods where teens and they all gone to school together?" and "The Cybertronian birth & life cycle," reflecting an intuitive (N) orientation. Their decisions are guided by personal values and emotions, for example "What passing weeks without posting new art does to someone 💔💔" and the moral critique "You guys defending PETA are all weak and stupid I can't do this," showing a feeling (F) preference. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible, with impulsive posts like "If i woke up in a transformer's body… then turn off my phone" and "Kms today 😅😅😂😂😂," indicating a perceiving (P) preference. These combined traits point to an INFP type.

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15-yr Portuguese digital creator 🎨 | she/he | fan-art & occasional OC | EN/PT | Bagel enthusiast 🥯 | Once sketched a Transformer after a caffeine binge 😂– @oldeubagel

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail blends dark black vodka to capture the edgy vibe of the tweet 'Fuck this internet dude', while blood orange juice mirrors the vivid gore the user boasts about: 'Definetly my best stylization of gore I've done tbh'. A splash of Portuguese port honors their 🇵🇹 roots, echoing the sentiment of missing art creation in 'What passing weeks without posting new art does to someone 💔💔'. Electric blue curaçao adds a neon cyber‑transformer hue, a nod to the 'Cybertronian birth & life cycle. #Transformers' tweet. Finally, a dash of Szechuan pepper syrup gives a surprising tingle, reminiscent of the 'I can't stop having hiccups dude' and the constant self‑deprecating humor.

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The user consistently demonstrates a love of knowledge and analytical thinking, as seen in tweets like "Wanted to point out some design differences from the old and new one" and "The Cybertronian birth & life cycle. #Transformers," which show a deep interest in lore and design. Their curiosity and imaginative speculation, e.g., "What if greek gods were teens and they all went to school together?" reflects Ravenclaw’s love of learning and creative inquiry. They frequently share educational content, such as "Book haul from yesterday," indicating a dedication to expanding their mind. Their critical commentary on artistic growth ("If you have this mentality you will literally never evolve as an artist. Period.") and on social issues ("We were talking about homophobia, racism … and this stupid ass girl interrupts…") shows the thoughtful, wise perspective valued by Ravenclaw. The overall tone is witty and intellectually driven, aligning best with Ravenclaw’s emphasis on wisdom and wit.

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The chaotic, meme‑saturated timeline of @oldeubagel – from gore art (“Definetly my best stylization of gore I've done tbh”) to random jokes like “PEA SOUP TORTURE.avi” and constant complaints about online behavior (“Fuck this internet dude”) – perfectly mirrors Bo Burnham’s satirical anthem “Welcome to the Internet,” which catalogues the absurd overload of content on the web. The opening line “Welcome to the internet, have a look around” captures Bagel’s eclectic posts about transformers, yaoi, trollsona updates, and everything in between, showing a feed where any niche interest can appear. Their self‑deprecating humor and fleeting despair (“My left arm hurts for no fucking reason lmao 😂😂😂😂”, “Kms today 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝”) fit the song’s darkly comic commentary on the internet’s relentless pressure. The tweet “What passing weeks without posting new art does to someone 💔💔” reflects the sense of isolation and longing for validation that the song’s chorus dramatizes. Overall, Bo Burnham’s blend of satire, anxiety, and hyper‑connected chaos encapsulates Bagel’s online persona.

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