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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intensely intellectual, hyper‑specific about their interests, politically and morally opinionated, and struggling with anxiety and depression. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz or obscure books, they deep‑dive into niche music and media, e.g. power electronics, Diapsiquir and Kickback: “albumes cuyas letras de las q podría hablar toda la vida the normal album de will wood, anti de diapsiquir y god bless your black heart de the paper chase” and “4 hardcore records i choose if you ask me THIS WEEK”. Their emotional openness and self‑reflection mirrors Lisa’s: “I no longer have daily panic attacks which is a win but im still depressed sadly” and “sniff sniff he left me again i want to kill myself i have nothing left”. They also share Lisa’s sense of alienation within their family and society, as seen in “mi mamá me acaba de decir q es neonazi yo ya” and “mi papá me dijo 'vos si sos hombre porq sos pajero y pelotudo' Gracias”. Even their straight edge stance and ethical intensity recall Lisa’s principled lifestyle, from “mocktail because i am Straight Edge 💪” to their strong views on ‘problematic media’ and controversial art: “esto se llama problematic media chavales aprendan”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often describe exhaustion and sensory overload, like having chronic fatigue and being drained (“la fatiga crónica es literalmente estar así 7 horas al día” and “tuve una sobrecarga sensorial por la tormenta”), and their tweets center more on inner states, music, and media than on big social scenes. Their strong focus on meanings, trauma, and symbolism over concrete facts suggests Intuition: they dissect lyrics and albums as psychological or moral narratives (“amacc de diapsiquir es literalmente horrible... todo el disco es sobre la vida atormentada e insana de un loco...”; “albumes cuyas letras de las q podría hablar toda la vida...”). The tension between being very emotional and using harsh, dark humor points to Feeling over Thinking—values and feelings dominate (about love, self-image, gender, family trauma), even when expressed bluntly, e.g. “sniff sniff he left me again i want to kill myself i have nothing left” and “lo amo tanto que no me importa que no estemos juntos mientras lo tenga cerca y sepa que él me ama también”. Finally, they come across as spontaneous and fluid rather than structured, favoring Perceiving: they frequently talk about things they “might” do or consider (DIY HRT, subtitling albums, watching a horror movie per day) but admit to not following through or just winging it (“iba a subtitular anti de diaps para darlos a conocer... pero me dio paja y no lo hice”; “i am considering DIY hrt if i cant get a prescription this year”). Overall, an INFP fit is reinforced by their highly personal, value-driven relationship to art and identity, their introspective and imaginative style, and their open-ended, non-structured life approach.

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Antonio | yerba mate + horror flick a day | straight edge but emotionally chaotic | translates cursed French lyrics for fun and argues about hardcore lore– @OMEGAL0W

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This mocktail leans into their straight edge vibe and mate obsession: the yerba mate cold brew nods to “22 | yerba mate guy | él/he” in the bio while fueling the exhaustion of “la fatiga crónica es literalmente estar así 7 horas al día”. The non-alcoholic amaro brings a dark, medicinal bitterness that mirrors their love of problematic, transgressive media like “esto se llama problematic media chavales aprendan” and their fascination with bands like Kickback in “i love kickback”. Black cherry soda adds emo-sweet drama for the melodramatic heartbreak of “sniff sniff he left me again i want to kill myself i have nothing left” and the romantic devotion in “lo amo tanto que no me importa que no estemos juntos mientras lo tenga cerca y sepa que él me ama también”. A dash of smoked salt captures the harsh, abrasive edge of their power electronics/black metal taste and the rough family lore in tweets like “mi mamá me acaba de decir q es neonazi yo ya” and “mi papá me dijo 'vos si sos hombre porq sos pajero y pelotudo' Gracias”. The lemon twist on top is the sharp, slightly manic humor of “i am faalling asleeeeeptggahahhhhahahh fuck my chungus life” and their determination to change things like “este año se terminó lo de ser desempleado y hikikomori”. Strong in caffeine, bitter-sweet in flavor, and fully experimental, it’s a non-alcoholic cocktail that still hits like a hardcore track in the pit, matching the chaos of “definir pogo: un tipo de baile en el que los muchachos se agarran se pegan un par de trompadas, cabezazos, piñas”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong attraction to transgressive, controversial art and proudly defend it, which fits Slytherin’s comfort with taboo and extremity. For instance, they celebrate "problematic" media and push back against moral panic in posts like “esto se llama problematic media chavales aprendan” and their repeated, almost combative defenses of Kickback, e.g. “actual footage of me when someone says that kickback is problematic” and “i love kickback”. They are also highly self‑aware and openly strategic about their own darkness and trauma, framing it as something to channel rather than just suffer, as in “amacc de diapsiquir es literalmente horrible... todo el disco es sobre la vida atormentada e insana de un loco q se lastima a si mismo y al resto” and their interest in criminology in “lo q proponen me interesa y sirve para la fascinacion q tengo por topicos tales como la criminología”. That fascination with extremity pairs with a tough, survival‑oriented attitude toward their own life: they talk about enduring family abuse and still pushing forward, e.g. “la proxima q mi vieja me intente pegar se la voy a devolver me cansé de ser buena onda” and “este año se terminó lo de ser desempleado y hikikomori”. Even their humor leans into sharp, cruel hyperbole—like “Necesito q el q hace estos dibujos se mate lo grabe y lo suba a internet”—which aligns more with Slytherin’s abrasive, cutting edge than with the warmth of Hufflepuff or the idealism of Gryffindor. Overall, their blend of edginess, self‑preservation, attraction to powerfully dark art, and unapologetic stance in conflict are a distinctly Slytherin combination.

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A well‑known song that fits them is “Antichrist Superstar” because it embodies aggressive, provocative self‑mythologizing and fascination with “problematic” art, which they clearly share. They openly celebrate extreme, transgressive media, calling a record “problematic media” and telling people to “learn,” as in “esto se llama problematic media chavales aprendan”, and constantly defending controversial bands like Kickback in tweets such as “actual footage of me when someone says that kickback is problematic”. The song’s themes of self‑destruction, hatred, and alienation mirror their mental health struggles and dark humor, like “I no longer have daily panic attacks which is a win but im still depressed sadly” and “sniff sniff he left me again i want to kill myself i have nothing left”. Its anti‑authoritarian, confrontational attitude also fits their combative relationship with their environment and family, seen in “la proxima q mi vieja me intente pegar se la voy a devolver me cansé de ser buena onda” and “mi mamá me acaba de decir q es neonazi yo ya”. Finally, the song’s theatrical extremity and edginess match their love for harsh genres like black metal, neofolk, and power electronics, hinted at in tweets like “Black Metal/Neofolk/Power Electronics fandom” and the general tone of their timelines.

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