Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Talks about drawing, singing, blood art, and designing masks, e.g. wanting to make a real-life mask and needing a concept for it in “I want to make a irl mask version of this for my art assignment but I need to have a 'deep meaning' for my design choices, anyone good at making some bs up?”.
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes their own behavior and limitations, like acknowledging their Japanese isn’t great in bio and admitting they treat Strawpage questions too literally in “IM SORRY I take strawpages at face value and treat it as a Q&A kinda thing so I always assume they're actually asking 😭😭😭”.
- Kindhearted: States they try to be kind in their bio and expresses warmth to others, e.g. thanking someone sincerely for encouragement in “thank you 🥹 I don't really have much hope in life but one thing that keeps me going is the joy of creation, thank yo7u so much for your encouratgement it genuinely warms my heart”.
- Engaging: Actively interacts with followers, rates their songs, answers questions, and repeatedly invites people to be mutuals, as in “br.o just ask PLEASSEE I'm not some unreachable god I swear if you interact I'll follow im not selective it's just that I haven't been able to keep up with fb everyone”.
- Honest: Speaks openly about mental health, school struggles, and self-harm instead of hiding them, such as describing cutting and depression explicitly in “I'm just thugging out the rest of high school hoping that my life changes for the better once I'm in college if it doesn't, it's not gonna be just my teenage years lost to mental illness but my entire life”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harming: Frequently describes and normalizes self-harm and blood-related behavior, e.g. preference for dull razors and pressing them into skin in “is it weird that I prefer slightly dull razors over super sharp ones? I love pressing down and digging the razor into my skin but don't wanna risk going too deep”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses deep pessimism about the future and recovery, like fearing their whole life will be lost to mental illness in “I'm just thugging out the rest of high school hoping that my life changes for the better once I'm in college if it doesn't, it's not gonna be just my teenage years lost to mental illness but my entire life”.
- Academic-strain: Struggles to keep up with school, getting failing grades and overdue assignments, as shown in “I got an F on my latest Statstics tests and the amount of exxtensions and overdue assignments I got is insane”.
- Overwhelmed: Feels unable to stay on top of life tasks and online interactions, describing being behind on friends, emails, and projects in “I haven’t kept up with my friends or emails or stuff my teachers posts or projects at school I feel so bad and what makes it worse is that being up to date on everything is the norm”.
- Self-destructive: Mentions multiple forms of harming their body beyond cutting, like punching walls and hitting their head, in “REAL I punch walls, hit my head, bite my hands, dig my nails into my skin why doesn’t anyone talk about it”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is smart, introspective, and very aware of their own mental health, openly reflecting on depression and pressure to succeed, as in “in life, you have to stay on top of every. single. fucking. thing.” and “I got a pretty good life, ok parents, rich, have friends, and still depressed what is wrong with me I literally have everything 😂”. Lisa is also a creative overachiever who turns to art and music as an outlet, which matches tweets about drawing, singing, and art projects like “I draw and sing sometimes I'm a freak for blood👅” and “I want to make a irl mask version of this for my art assignment”. The user’s sense of being out of step with ‘normal’ people and feeling like their intense inner world is misunderstood echoes Lisa’s outsider status, seen when they say “oh no this tweet reached normaltwt 😭”. Finally, their mix of dark themes with a desire to be kind—“I know I do some fucked up things but I try to be kind”—mirrors Lisa’s morality and empathy trying to coexist with pain and alienation.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): while socially engaged online, they frame school and real life as draining and isolating, e.g. talking about just “thugging out the rest of high school hoping that my life changes” “I'm just thugging out the rest of high school hoping that my life changes for the better once I'm in college” and struggling to keep up with friends and emails “I haven’t kept up with my friends or emails or stuff my teachers posts or projects at school”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they often generalize from personal experience into big-picture reflections on society and life, like “in life, you have to stay on top of every. single. fucking. thing… the only way to catch up with the world around you is to work twice as hard just to get back to baseline” and commentary about how society responds to mental illness “society hates to see just how bad mental illness can get, it's only when they die… that they pretend to care”. They fit Feeling (F) over Thinking: they center emotions, values, and empathy, such as expressing guilt despite privilege “I got a pretty good life… and still depressed what is wrong with me I literally have everything 😂” and emphasizing kindness despite self-destructive behavior in their bio (“I know I do some fucked up things but I try to be kind”). Their style is clearly Perceiving (P): they describe procrastination, messiness, and going with the flow rather than structured planning, like being swamped and unable to keep up with art or follow-backs “I would love to post more but I'm currently kinda swamped with life so I havent had the time or energy to draw much :(” and “with every passing day my following to follow ratio decreases…. I want to fb everyone but Twitter and their stupid rate limit makes it so I can only follow 10 20 people at a time”. Overall, the combination of introspective depression, strong imaginative/creative streak (art, blood-based projects, surreal humor), deep value-orientation, and disorganization aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if your blood burger era is the reason you’re ‘so popular when the deepest you’ve gone is styros,’ does that mean I can skip the cutting discourse and just ask you out for a normie burger and some funky 7.7/10 music instead?
- You said you feel stupid wobbling your knees practicing that musical audition dance, but if you ever need a duet partner, I’ll happily look twice as stupid next to you so you feel like the main character.
- You joked that you’ve got rich parents, friends, ‘a pretty good life,’ and still feel depressed—if you ever want someone to sit in the comfy misery with you, hype up your art, and rate weird songs together, I’d like to apply.
- You said being an artist might leave you broke in 10 years, but honestly with the way you turn blood into paintings, masks into lore, and random music recs into full reviews, I’d invest in the ‘omeotoris merch’ cinematic universe early.
- You described yourself as a ‘defineless glob of flesh’ and asked if you’re already an unc—if being an unc means kinda unhinged, creative, bilingual-ish, and lowkey sweet to strangers, then yeah… and I’d very much like to be your matching glob.
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High school goblin making art, musicals, and occasionally questionable decisions. Once cleaned a 2‑month‑old tea cup and called it character development.– @omeotoris
Your signature cocktail
The Blood Bank CEO
This cocktail is named after their own joke about their brand, wondering if they’d be the “CEO of a blood bank or something LMAO”. The vodka-tea base nods to both the rich-kid, overworked student vibe in “school is the reason I'm on here LMAO... exxtensions and overdue assignments” and their finally-cleaned, tea-grimed mug in “ok so I finally cleaned it after around 2 months”, giving it a jittery, caffeinated edge. Deep red pomegranate juice and cherry liqueur represent their shtwt/blood fixation and the way they say “the cuts I did a few days ago is keeping me relatively sane”, turning something dark into something artful, like when they casually discuss blood as a medium in “you just treat the blood like watercolor”. The dash of bitters and smoked salt capture their depressed but self-aware humor in “I got a pretty good life... and still depressed what is wrong with me I literally have everything 😂” and their sense that falling behind means you’re “screwed for life” in “in life, you have to stay on top of every. single. fucking. thing.”. Finally, the sparkly red rim reflects their theatrical, slightly cringe-embracing showmanship from “I must embrace the cringe” and their gleeful, freaky pride in being “a freak for blood👅”, making the drink look like something you’d find at a very cursed, very artsy bar.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently emphasize kindness, connection, and wanting to be good to others despite their own issues, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, in their bio they say, “I know I do some fucked up things but I try to be kind,” and they show a strong desire to connect fairly with people, begging shy followers to interact: “br.o just ask PLEASSEE I'm not some unreachable god I swear if you interact I'll follow im not selective” and “i getchu, it feels like a humiliation ritual but pls lets be oomfs!!!”. They repeatedly show loyalty and a wish to reciprocate support even when overwhelmed, saying they want to follow back everyone but are limited: “with every passing day my following to follow ratio decreases…. I want to fb everyone but Twitter and their stupid rate limit makes it so I can only follow 10 20 people at a time”. There’s also a quiet, steady work ethic under the depression: they talk about being swamped with life and school yet still pushing through, e.g. “I don't 🤣 school is the reason I'm on here LMAO I got an F on my latest Statstics tests and the amount of exxtensions and overdue assignments I got is insane”, and still finding energy to create art for others and respond thoughtfully: “thank you 🥹 I don't really have much hope in life but one thing that keeps me going is the joy of creation”. While they are creative and a bit unhinged in a Ravenclaw/Slytherin-adjacent way (like the blood art and blood burger) they don’t frame it as ambition or elitism, but as sharing weirdness with their community: “uuuh tbh idk be unique. be mentally ill. do some interesting stuff honestly I think it's just cause of the batshit insane stuff I do like the blood burger”. Overall, their strongest traits are loyalty, inclusiveness, and a desire to be kind and fair to others, placing them most solidly in Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, because it captures a mix of morbid curiosity, self-destructive imagery, and dark playfulness that matches their online persona. Their bio openly centers self-harm and blood fascination — “shtwt | 自傷 ... I'm a freak for blood👅” — and tweets like “is it weird that I prefer slightly dull razors over super sharp ones? I love pressing down and digging the razor into my skin but don't wanna risk going too deep” mirror the song’s fixation on pain and bodily harm. The way they talk about cutting as a coping mechanism, e.g. “I'm doin alright, I finally got a much needed rest and the cuts I did a few days ago is keeping me relatively sane”, lines up with the song’s theme of using harm as a twisted form of relief. At the same time, they joke about their own disturbing creativity — “uuuh tbh idk be unique. be mentally ill. do some interesting stuff honestly I think it's just cause of the batshit insane stuff I do like the blood burger” — which fits the eerie, theatrical, and self-aware tone of the track. The combination of horror aesthetics, introspective depression, and performative weirdness in their tweets resonates strongly with the unsettling yet catchy mood of Bury a Friend.
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