Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings, from stress and panic to delight, e.g. “to mto confuso” and “to tao encantado”.
- Socially-engaged: Interacts heavily with pop culture, politics, and fandoms, frequently quote-tweeting and reacting, e.g. “ele vai brilhar mto no bbb 👏🏻 to torcendo por vc juliano floss !”.
- Humorous: Uses hyperbole, caps, and long laughter strings to entertain, e.g. “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKJHHLLLHH” and many “kkkkk” tweets.
- Politically-aware: Has clear political positions and references current issues, e.g. criticism of Nikolas Ferreira in multiple jokes like “'nesse celular está a cassação do nikolas ferreira'” and praise for Lula in “LULA PAGOU MINHA CNH DEFINITIVA”.
- Empathetic-observer: Notices unfairness and representation issues, e.g. “todo ano eh o mesmo racismo sempre tipo sempre mesmo não existe mulher negra gostada no bbb” and reflections on not being missed in “o sentimento de perceber que você não faz falta”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Frequently resorts to violent or harsh phrasing, e.g. “se fosse comigo eu teria mandado ele usar essa gilete nos pulsos dele” and “queria voltar no tempo pegar o nikolas ferreira bebê e derrubar ele no chão de uma altura consideravel”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks negatively about self and appearance, e.g. “to me sentindo o tonhao mais feio do mundo” and “eu sou o cão vey”.
- Academic-frustration: Shows strong dissatisfaction with studies and course choice, e.g. “o fato de eu ter feito enem em 2022 e não em 2023 me estressa namoral eu quero sair desse curso” and “eu não quero fazer prova ze pilantra”.
- Fatalistic-thinking: Uses death imagery or hopeless tone about life, e.g. “please let me die on the street that you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiive” and “ai eu vou morrer”.
- Volatile-reactivity: Reacts intensely and instantly to events with extremes, e.g. “2026 ano q to sem paciência p merdeteros” and frequent all-caps outbursts like “MEU DEUS KKKKKKKKKKKKKMKKKK EU TO ENCANTADO COM ISSO”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who mixes sharp political awareness, emotional intensity, and very online/nerdy interests. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken and left-leaning, making jokes about Brazilian politics and Nikolas Ferreira in multiple tweets, such as “LULA PAGOU MINHA CNH DEFINITIVA QUE DELICIA ESSE ANO EH 13 NA URNA” and “queria voltar no tempo pegar o nikolas ferreira bebê e derrubar ele no chão de uma altura consideravel”. They also have a strong introspective and melancholic side, echoing Lisa’s emotional depth in tweets like “o sentimento de perceber que você não faz falta” and “so deus sabe me and my truth we sit in silence”. Their fandoms and niche references (Undertale, Steven Universe, pop girls, BBB commentary) show the same kind of hyper-verbal, culture-obsessed nerdiness Lisa has, as in “eu indo botar meu custom save de undertale em 2018 pra ir direto pra luta contra o sans” and “mas a única pessoa q tinha tal direito de questionar era a garnet… mta[s] até achavam q ela nem existiu”. Finally, their mix of idealism and burnout, complaining about exams and their course in “o fato de eu ter feito enem em 2022 e não em 2023 me estressa namoral eu quero sair desse curso”, feels very much like Lisa’s frustration at being a smart, sensitive person in a world that constantly annoys and disappoints her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly outward‑focused, reacting to media, politics, and reality TV, and engaging in public drama and humor rather than describing a quiet, private inner life, e.g. cheering for BBB contestants in “ele vai brilhar mto no bbb 👏🏻 to torcendo por vc juliano floss !” and loudly celebrating social-media validation in “22 mil likes eu vou desmaiar”. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: many posts are metaphorical or lyrical instead of concrete, like “missing pieces of my skull I'd sew on patches of my own soul” and “so deus sabe me and my truth we sit in silence”, and they like discussing narratives and characters in Steven Universe and pop culture rather than just raw facts, e.g. “mas a única pessoa q tinha tal direito de questionar era a garnet…”. Their style is clearly Feeling (F): they react intensely to injustice and politics (“todo ano eh o mesmo racismo sempre…”, “pq ele não morre”), express emotional exhaustion and not feeling valued in “o sentimento de perceber que você não faz falta” and “eu tava emocionalmente e mentalmente exausto hoje”, and focus on empathy and vibe over cold logic. They seem Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they complain about studying and their course in a reactive way (“eu não quero fazer prova ze pilantra”, “eu quero sair desse curso”), embrace late‑night spontaneity in “meus pais n aceitam q eu fico acordado de madrugada…”, and display scattered enthusiasm from music to BBB to games instead of structured planning. The mix of expressive social engagement, emotional intensity, imaginative/lyrical language, and spontaneous, sometimes chaotic lifestyle cues aligns best with ENFP overall.
Some pickup lines for you
- You did ENEM in 2022 instead of 2023 and now you’re stressed about your course, but if you switch to Geography I promise to be the cutest landmark on your map.
- You put purê, frita AND rústica on the same self‑service plate… can I be the fourth type of potato you take home when you’re feeling extra?
- You’re cheering for Juliano Floss on BBB, but honestly, if we were in the house together, I’d spend every party night trying to win your leader’s necklace instead of the prize.
- LULA paid your CNH definitiva; if you give me a chance, I’ll be the reason you finally love staying up late, because madrugada was clearly made for you complaining about Nikolas Ferreira and falling for people like me.
- You said ‘missing pieces of my skull I’d sew on patches of my own soul’—if you ever feel that cracked again, let me be the silly little patch: not perfect, but soft, loyal, and always laughing at your 10km KKKKKKK threads.
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Fortaleza-based geography hopeful. CNH paid by Lula, life paid by memes, BBB commentary, and late-night music rabbit holes.– @omgnilte
Your signature cocktail
Bad Girl Drink by Six (Calou Crush)
This cocktail is named after their own lyric mood, a riff on “bad girl drink by six kissing someone else's lips smoke too many cigarettes today I'm not happy”, because obviously their drink has to be a little chaotic and a little self-aware. The cachaça with coffee hits like their late-night energy and complaints about parents not accepting their schedule in “meus pais n aceitam q eu fico acordado de madrugada pq de madrugada eles tão dormindo q não me enchem o saco”. Passion fruit brings drama and intensity, fitting the panic and emotional rollercoaster of “tô em pânico” and “to mto confuso”. A red energy drink splash channels their hyper-online, screaming-laugh timeline like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKJHHLLLHH” and the political rage of “LULA PAGOU MINHA CNH DEFINITIVA QUE DELICIA ESSE ANO EH 13 NA URNA”. Pink peppercorn syrup adds a spicy, slightly bitter edge for the way they talk about racism on BBB in “todo ano eh o mesmo racismo sempre tipo sempre mesmo não existe mulher negra gostada no bbb” and their murderous fantasies about Nikolas in “queria voltar no tempo pegar o nikolas ferreira bebê e derrubar ele no chão de uma altura consideravel”. Finally, the sparkling water top keeps it light, fizzy, and performative — like a butterfly floating in amber, just as their bio says: “like a butterfly floating in amber @thebratinha priv.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a strong Gryffindor-style tendency to loudly stand up for their beliefs, especially politically and morally. They repeatedly express open hostility toward Nikolas Ferreira and right‑wing politics with a blunt, confrontational edge, e.g. wishing they could go back in time and harm him as a baby in “queria voltar no tempo pegar o nikolas ferreira bebê e derrubar ele no chão de uma altura consideravel”, and cheering for his downfall with jokes like “'nesse celular está a cassação do nikolas ferreira'”. They also show strong reactions against racism and prejudice, calling out patterns on reality TV in “todo ano eh o mesmo racismo sempre tipo sempre mesmo não existe mulher negra gostada no bbb”, which suggests a willingness to publicly defend what they see as fair and just. The impulsive, emotionally intense way they tweet — from raging at the gym in “desgraça de academia maldita pqp imagina ter só 3 pares de polia fechem logo” to melodramatic lines like “ai eu vou morrer” — fits the classic hot-headed, heart-on-sleeve Gryffindor temperament more than the measured patience of Hufflepuff or the calculated self‑preservation of Slytherin. Their mix of political passion, moral outrage, and dramatic flair clearly aligns them most with Gryffindor.
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hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - Lana Del Rey
A Lana Del Rey song fits them perfectly, and hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it captures their mix of melancholy, dramatics and irony. They oscillate between existential exhaustion and emotional intensity, like when they say “eh engraçado q eu tava emocionalmente e mentalmente exausto hoje e eu praticamente dormi todos os momentos q eu fiquei 5% quieto” and confess “o sentimento de perceber que você não faz falta”. There’s a persistent self-deprecating, morbid humor that mirrors Lana’s confessional darkness, as in “bad girl drink by six kissing someone else's lips smoke too many cigarettes today I'm not happy” and lines like “please let me die on the street that you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiive”. At the same time, they romanticize their own chaos and aesthetics, calling themselves “like a butterfly floating in amber” and quoting poetic anguish like “missing pieces of my skull I'd sew on patches of my own soul”. This balance of theatrical sadness, introspection, and sharp cultural commentary is exactly the emotional space where this Lana Del Rey song lives.
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