Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows deep care for pets and people, e.g. defending lifelong commitment to animals in “If this happened to me, and somehow my cat got out and showed back up 5 years later, NOTHING in the world would stop me from going through hell to get that cat back.”
- Socially-conscious: Speaks out on politics and justice, e.g. calling out MAGA hypocrisy in “I love asking MAGA goobers to look at their MAGA merch and asking them where it’s made.” and supporting trans rights in “Trans rights are human rights, nerd.”
- Self-aware: Open about ADHD, masking, and adulting struggles in “For neuro divergent people what does masking feel like to you?” and “i always thought i would have my shit together by my 30's.”
- Humorous: Uses jokes and wordplay constantly, like the bee pun in “He said 'yes....Thats a free bee'” and self-deprecating humor in “Today I learned the saying is “pea brained” and not “pee brained”.”
- Community-oriented: Engages with fandom health and con experiences in “The fandom is turning into another social dumpster fire…” and promotes events like “HEY BEANS IF YOURE AT LVFC, BITE CLUB GOT DELAYED…”
Weaknesses:
- Conflict-prone: Directly confronts political opponents and fandom issues, e.g. calling people “chuds” in “Yay! 6 days worth of income… Chuds.” and mocking “MAGA hat man” in “This is a guitar center. Biden has nothing to do with why your guitar isn’t worth anything.”
- Overextended: Juggles piloting, music, streaming, cons, and content while also tweeting about exhaustion and adulting struggles in “when my grandparents were my age they were like... doing adult stuff.” and ADHD task overwhelm in “Tips ive learned through being ADHD and having task saturation fear…”
- Emotionally-vulnerable: Frequently shares feeling cooked, dumbfounded, or drained by news and politics in “We are so cooked. How is it this close?” and coping jokes like “SSRI's also help... So do white claws...”
- Impulsive-poster: Tweets strongly in the moment about drama (e.g. Tarkov) in “This is just predatory. Wont be streaming tarkov again” and calls out fandom cycles in “oop, is it time for the furry drama wheel to take another spin?”
- Self-critical: Often frames self as broken or inadequate, like comparing themself to an unreliable UrbanMech in “Smol, I move a little slow, dont always function as i should, and i break down a lot.” and describing social anxiety in “retyping the same thing 40 times… then deleting it and never sending it.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: a mix of nerdy, principled, and emotionally open, but still goofy. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about politics and justice, calling out MAGA culture and prejudice in posts like “To all the weirdos that go 'Why do LGBTQ people need more representation… Or...is it really thinly veiled prejudice?” and “Trans rights are human rights, nerd.”. They show a strong sense of empathy and lifelong commitment to animals and pets, seen in “Pets are forever, and family. Dont get a pet if its not a lifetime commitment for you.” and their many loving cat posts like “She gets depressed any time she sees me packing to go somewhere lol.”. At the same time, they’re a huge nerd who loves games, anime, and music, joking about ADHD and masking in posts like “Tips ive learned through being ADHD and having task saturation fear…” and “For neuro divergent people what does masking feel like to you?”, which fits Lisa’s introspective, neuro-spicy energy. Their blend of activism, creativity (pilot, musician, furry performer), and dorky humor about language and science—such as “Today i learned that Coconut Water is called 'endosperm'...” and “Today I learned the saying is ‘pea brained’ and not ‘pee brained’.”—lines up with Lisa’s brainy but still very human, often awkward charm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as clearly Extroverted: they love cons and large social settings, e.g. joking about walking into a con bathroom full of pilots “Me walking into the bathroom at the con while it’s also hosting the pilots for the nearby airport.” and talking about performing shows at furry conventions “Just being able to go spend time with people i love, play shows, & not…”. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition: they riff on goofy thought experiments and abstract patterns, like branding logic in Batman “You guys think Bruce Wayne shaped everything like a bat because he is just a really good businessman and understanding marketing and brand recognition?” and language oddities “Why when in car it called ‘Shipment’ But when in ship it called ‘Cargo’”. They lean Feeling over Thinking: their arguments are value-driven and empathetic—defending trans/LGBTQ rights “Trans rights are human rights, nerd.”, calling pets “family” “Pets are forever, and family. Dont get a pet if its not a lifetime commitment for you.”, and prioritizing workers over income transparency debates “What I do think needs to change is the minimum wage and avg pay across the board needs to go up for the working class”. Their lifestyle and self-description are distinctly Perceiving: they present as scattered, playful, and improvisational—struggling with chores and ADHD task-saturation “Chores dont all have to be done at once… Wash one more than you make, they will get there.”, nearly finishing lots of games but not quite “Anyone else ALMOST beat every game they play... but like consistently stops every game RIGHT before the ending?”, and making fun of not having their life fully ‘together’ in their 30s “i always thought i would have my shit together by my 30's. All I got was a tummy that hurts… and my back hurting if i sleep wrong”. Altogether, that mix of energetic social engagement, abstract humor, feelings-driven advocacy, and flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re a pro pilot talking about transponders going dark, huh? If I turned *my* transponder off, would you still be able to find me just by the sound of my engine… or are you too busy identifying airplanes from all that ‘Tylenol superpower’ training?
- You said orange cat energy gamer boyfriends need 24/7 supervision so they don’t get into trouble… I volunteer as emotional support human. I’ll even say “ooooooh big streeeetchhh” every time you get up from your gaming chair.
- As a fellow beyond-binary gremlin whose back hurts if we sleep ‘wrong’ and who stops every game at 90% completion, I won’t promise I’ve got my life together—but I *will* promise to hype your JoJo watch nights, your music sets, and your fursuit shows like they’re the season finale of Ruby Rhod’s spin‑off.
- You joked that boneless wings are just rebranded chicken nuggets for adults… so if I take you out for tacos and nuggets, does that make this a ‘limited-time DLC’ date, or can I unlock the full Omnom expansion without predatory monetization?
- You said trans rights are human rights, pets are forever family, and that the fandom is magical when people aren’t treating it like a high school clout farm — all I’m saying is, anyone who can be that soft for their cat and that loud for their community is exactly the kind of chaos goblin I’d like to share a wheel of Brie (and a con weekend) with.
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Your new Twitter bio
Pilot & CFI by day, producer/songwriter by night. Once asked for RED Powerade at Wendy’s and crashed my brain harder than any crosswind landing.– @Omnom_squirrel
Your signature cocktail
The Beyond Binary Squirrel Dive
This drink is a chaotic-but-cozy mix, like a professional pilot who also yells about anime, politics, and cats on main. The spiced rum is for their strong, slightly feral energy and willingness to drag bad actors, from MAGA dudes to predatory game devs, as seen in posts like “Dear, angry MAGA hat man. This is a guitar center. Biden has nothing to do with why your guitar isn’t worth anything.” and “This is just predatory. Wont be streaming tarkov again”. Blood orange liqueur adds sweetness with a sharp edge, fitting a queer, politically loud bean who’ll cheer “Trans rights are human rights” while circle-gaming bigots in “Lol. I ain’t reading all that. Trans rights are human rights, nerd.”. Coconut water (a nod to their delightfully cursed realization in “Coconut Water is called 'endosperm'... oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... oh no.....oh my.”) keeps it playful and a little unhinged. Honey-lime syrup reflects their genuinely soft, supportive side toward pets and friends, like “Pets are forever, and family. Dont get a pet if its not a lifetime commitment for you.”. Finally, a splash of sparkling rosé captures their bubbly, con-going, fursuit-friday show energy in posts like “Happy Fursuit Friday and welcome to Femboy Hooters... we only serve nuts. ^.^” and “Happy pride month beans!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Omnom consistently centers loyalty, kindness, and a strong sense of fairness, which are core Hufflepuff traits. Their view of pets as lifelong family is deeply loyal and nurturing, as seen when they say that if a lost cat came back after years, nothing would stop them from reclaiming it and that people shouldn’t get pets without a lifetime commitment: “Pets are forever, and family. Dont get a pet if its not a lifetime commitment for you.”. They emphasize respect and basic decency over clout or edginess, calling out sexism and affirming human rights: “Being sexist doesn’t make you cool or funny. It means you’re a piece of garbage. Respect one another. Trans rights are human rights.” and again, “Trans rights are human rights, nerd.”. Their empathy for working-class people and belief in fair treatment also stand out, as when they say others’ income isn’t their business but argue that minimum wage and average pay need to rise for workers: “What I do think needs to change is the minimum wage and avg pay across the board needs to go up for the working class”. They also show gentle, everyday kindness and care—toward pets stretching, anxious cats, and friends at cons—which fits the unflashy, steadfast goodness of a Hufflepuff: “If your pet does a big stretchhhhhh and you don’t go ‘ooooooh big streeeetchhh’ to them …. Then you’re a monster and we can’t be friends.” and “I feel like so many people take even going to con for granted… Just being able to go spend time with people i love, play shows, & not [worry]”. While they have wit and political fire, the throughline of their personality is loyalty, fairness, and care for others, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Unstoppable - Sia
A song that best fits Omnom is Unstoppable by Sia, because it captures the mix of resilience, vulnerability, and chaotic humor they show online. They talk openly about struggling with adulthood and their body while still being proud of small wins, like “i always thought i would have my shit together by my 30's... I am just now starting to figure out how to SOMETIMES turn the sink faucet without getting myself more wet than the spoon ....still pretty proud of that tho tbh lmfao”. They’re outspoken and principled, calling out bigotry and politics with confidence, as in “Trans rights are human rights, nerd” and “Yo, if you’re my homie and I hear you shit talking a girl online just because she’s a girl you ain’t my homie anymore.”. At the same time, they’re candid about mental health and coping, joking that “SSRI's also help... So do white claws... and some anime... ...a thicc goth mommy isnt a bad add on either...”. That blend of putting on a strong, playful front while surviving tummy aches, ADHD, and life chaos – like “Tummy ache survivor club.” – matches the song’s core theme of being powerful and unstoppable on the outside while fighting internal battles.
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