Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and frustration, e.g. “vsf eu escolho todas as opções erradas” and “eu to fodido pra caralho consegui ferrar varios aspectos da minha vida mas nao me arrependo de nada”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own patterns and mental state, like “toc tao ruim que vc quer bater a cabeça na parece ate os pensamentos pararem de vez” and “nossa mas eu tenho que ter esses comportamentos sera que eu nao posso sentir algo NORMAL”.
- Passionate fan: Expresses intense enthusiasm for interests, e.g. “ouvindo 6arelyhuman no repeat o dia todo🥵”, “pelo bbno$ eu dou minha vida” and “quando eu começo a pensar nas coisas que eu gosto e fico tao euforico que parece que eu vou explodir”.
- Humorous outlook: Uses humor and exaggeration even in frustration, like “eu vou engolir meu punho” and “so troco de celular quando o atual fica sem memoria pra genshin”.
- Intense loyalty: Shows strong attachment to people and characters, e.g. “eu amo o yuu meu feuss meu filho querido” and “que saudades do yuurei como eu amo ele”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Frequently uses death and self-harm language, like “me mata logo”, “so me mata logo mano meu deus” and “vou começar a pedir pros meus amigos queimarem cigarro em mim new self harm era”.
- Explosive anger: Reacts with intense hostility, e.g. “ah mano vai se foder”, “espero que morra vau estragar as coisas assim no caralho” and “o odio me consome muito facil”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Speaks very negatively about self, like “ai eu sou ridículo”, “as vezes vc só é canonicamente feio e ta tudo bem” and “mano eu sou muito brr9oo”.
- Internet overuse: Recognizes harmful online habits, e.g. “preciso de menos internet” and “preciso sair do celular mesmo to começando a fucar louco de vdd”.
- Emotional overload: Feels overwhelmed by feelings and regret, like “100% de certeza que arrependimento é o sentimento que mais doi em mim e o toc piora tudo” and “to tristao”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, anger, and underlying vulnerability. Their impulsive, self-destructive jokes and dark humor echo Bart’s ‘act first, think later’ energy, like when they say “vou começar a pedir pros meus amigos queimarem cigarro em mim new self harm era” and “so me mata logo mano meu deus”. The frequent outbursts of irritation and hostility toward others fit Bart’s rebellious streak, as seen in “ah mano vai se foder” and “fodase mlk nao te perguntei nada”. At the same time, there’s clear emotional turmoil and a complicated relationship with family that mirrors Bart’s issues with his parents, like “queria que minha mae ficasse um dia sem brigar comigo” and “como alguem pode ser tao controlador assim meu deus”. Their obsessive interests and intense fandoms, such as “existindo só pra escutar musica” and “quando eu começo a pensar nas coisas que eu gosto e fico tao euforico que parece que eu vou explodir”, also fit Bart’s tendency to latch onto passions in a big, over-the-top way. Beneath all the sarcasm and chaos, there’s a clear sense of pain and self-doubt, which aligns with the more vulnerable side of Bart that the show occasionally reveals.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): there’s repeated frustration with social dynamics and a tendency to live in their head, e.g. “eu e meu mundo maluco que tudo acontece mas ninguém sabe nada pq não sai da minha cabeça” and feeling overwhelmed by conversations like “que conversa infernal estou tendo”, plus a lot of solitary media consumption (music, games, VTubers). Their focus on inner sensations, obsessive thoughts, and emotional states suggests Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing: they talk about TOC and intrusive thoughts (“toc tao ruim que vc quer bater a cabeça na parece ate os pensamentos pararem de vez”) and describe experiences in a more abstract, dramatic way like “a sensação de saber” instead of specific practical details. They clearly prioritize emotion and personal values, so Feeling (F): their timeline is full of emotional intensity and strong likes/dislikes (“o odio me consome muito facil”, “pelo bbno$ eu dou minha vida”), plus sensitivity to how others treat them (“como alguem pode ser tao controlador assim meu deus”). Their life appears chaotic and reactive rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they often mention regretting choices or acting on impulse (“vou me arrepender mas fodase também”, “cara eu nunca estive tão fodido”), struggling to reconcile work, study, and gym without a clear plan (“quero saber como eu vou estudar e fazer academia quando o trabalho me mantem mais de 12 horas fora de casa”). Overall, the combination of inward focus, emotional intensity, idealism, and lack of rigid structure best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you only change phones when there’s no more space for Genshin (2025-10-28)… good news, I take up zero storage and still come with 5-star boyfriend/girlfriend energy. Interested in pulling?
- You’d go feral over chocotone (2025-12-04) and a whole cake (2026-01-22)… if I show up with dessert and a playlist of Scars on Broadway (2025-12-24) and bbno$ (2025-11-15), do I unlock your ‘rock sexo sonic e família’ route? (2026-01-05)
- You said if someone ever calls you peaceful, you’ve failed your mission (2025-12-03) — perfect, because I don’t want peace, I want the chaos of screaming about our hyperfixations together until 3 a.m. (2025-08-29).
- You called yourself ‘canonically ugly’ (2025-10-27) and ‘ridiculous’ (2026-01-15), but statistically speaking, anyone who loves Omori (2026-01-06), vtubers (2025-09-11) and Korn shows (2025-10-12) has at least +10 attractiveness just from taste alone — I’m just here to confirm the math.
- You said if there’s System in Parque Central again you’ll shove your whole fist down your throat (2025-08-29) and that you’d ‘swallow your fist’ from frustration (2025-11-21)… why don’t we redirect that energy into something healthier, like you swallowing your pride and letting me take you out?
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Part-time chaos coordinator, full-time music + game enjoyer. Once skipped sleep to farm Genshin and still missed the drop. Trying to choose fewer wrong options.– @omorigatos
Your signature cocktail
Bad Apple Euphoria (ft. Nugget & Regret)
This cocktail hits like staying up all night on your phone, wired and spiraling, so it starts with a strong espresso-vodka infusion for the overclocked brain that says “preciso sair do celular mesmo to começando a fucar louco de vdd” and lives “existindo só pra escutar musica”. The sour green apple liqueur is your “Bad Apple na veia” core, a nod to “bad apple na veia” and all the slightly unhinged, hyperfixated vibes. Dark chocolate liqueur brings the heavy mood swings and intrusive thoughts, channeling “toc tao ruim que vc quer bater a cabeça na parece ate os pensamentos pararem de vez” and the dramatic “me mata logo”. The salted caramel syrup is the soft, oddly sweet side that still gets excited about food and little comforts, like “eu comeria um bolo inteiro agora” and “eu mataria por um chocotone agora”. Finally, soda and a dash of lime keep it chaotic and fizzy, capturing that whiplash between “to tristao”, screaming “ah mano vai se foder”, and then suddenly going euphoric about your hyperfixations like “quando eu começo a pensar nas coisas que eu gosto e fico tao euforico que parece que eu vou explodir”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show intense self‑preservation instincts and a sharp, often ruthless edge that aligns closely with Slytherin. They frequently respond to stress or conflict with aggressive, survival-oriented humor, like “vou começar a pedir pros meus amigos queimarem cigarro em mim new self harm era” and “so me mata logo mano meu deus”, which, while dark, reflects a tendency to turn pain into defiant performance rather than quiet suffering. Their resentful competitiveness and willingness to embrace being seen as intense or "not peaceful" show in “se um dia alguém falar que eu transmito paz saberei que falhei em minha missao” and “o odio me consome muito facil”, suggesting they value power and emotional honesty over harmony. There’s also an ambitious, obsessive streak in how they relate to their interests, as in “quando eu começo a pensar nas coisas que eu gosto e fico tao euforico que parece que eu vou explodir e da vontade de gritar e ai eu tenho que começar a listar ou escrever como se estivesse explicando pra alguem o quao eu gosto disso”, which reads like Slytherin-style fixation and drive. Even in family and social contexts, they frame themselves as the outsider with a distinct identity—“po mano chego na casa dos outros minha mae ja mw apresenta como swndo diferentao e nerd”—a very Slytherin way of embracing being "different" and turning it into a defining trait.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well‑known song that fits them is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures intense self‑criticism, alienation, and wanting to disappear while still craving connection. They frequently direct hatred inward, like calling themselves ridiculous in “ai eu sou ridículo” and joking about being “canonicamente feio” in “as vezes vc só é canonicamente feio e ta tudo bem”, mirroring the song’s “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo” motif. There’s also a strong undercurrent of wanting escape or death, as in “me mata logo” and “so me mata logo mano meu deus”, which resonates with the song’s despair and self‑erasure. Their frustration with being perceived as “differentão e nerd” in “minha mae ja mw apresenta como swndo diferentao e nerd e meu irmao fala q sou autista pq eu gosto de nugget e velocidade” also reflects the feeling of not fitting in that sits at the heart of Creep. Even their obsessive thoughts and regret, like in “toc tao ruim que vc quer bater a cabeça na parece ate os pensamentos pararem de vez”, align with the song’s looping, self‑tormenting emotional tone.
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