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Like Lisa, @On_P4per is a high-achieving student who takes pride in their academic success, specifically noting they are “predicted a nine” in History and excel in “improv skills” during drama. Both share a creative, sensitive soul, expressed through interests like “poetry and dnd stuff” and a passion for literature like Edgar Allan Poe. However, this intelligence comes with a darker side of feeling misunderstood by family and peers, leading to the deep existential dread and isolation seen when they post, “PLEASE KILL ME I CANT GO INTO SCHOOL TODAY... I HATE THIS SO MUCH”. Ultimately, @On_P4per captures the 'sad girl' intellectual energy that Lisa often embodies when she feels like an outsider in her own environment.

Your MBTI personality Type
Paper exhibits Introversion (I) by frequently posting about solitary activities and avoidance, such as “Hiding in the school toilet cuz I don’t want to be here”. Their Intuitive (N) side is visible in their deep engagement with fantasy worlds and abstract creative pursuits, including “lots of worldbuilding... i have my journal too so the bullshit i post there too uhhh yeah its mostly poetry”. As a Feeling (F) type, they prioritize emotional connection and personal values, feeling a “HUGE confidence boost” from friends and expressing strong emotional reactions to their environment. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a lack of rigid structure, often skipping school on a whim and noting that “I woke up late and it’s fucked up all my plans”, yet continuing to go with the flow.

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British creative and drama student. When I'm not worldbuilding for DnD or drawing OCs, I’m probably debating how many owls it takes to be concerning. He/him.– @On_P4per

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This experimental, high-strung cocktail captures the life of a '5teen' navigating drama and 'shedtwt.' The base is as fragile as a paper-thin BMI, inspired by their self-description “cw: 44.1kg — bmi: 17”. The bitter notes reflect their morning mood, as they frequently vent, “I don’t wanna go into school today I hate it here”. The glowing blue tint honors their gacha gaming obsession and the “non sharing Sunna yume” status, while the bandage garnish is a nod to their constant search for first-aid supplies, asking: “British folk… what shops other than boots sell bandages……”. It’s a drink for someone who admits “Paper cant have SHIT” but still celebrates “150 BILLION OOMFS” with chaotic, parasocial energy.

Your Hogwarts House
Paper demonstrates the core Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and self-preservation, frequently “hiding in the school toilet” or skipping lessons to avoid discomfort. Their ambition is directed toward niche status and personal goals, such as “grinding” for gacha characters or seeking the “highest grade” in specific subjects. They exhibit a distinct self-interest, noting they “block freely” and prioritize their own boundaries. Furthermore, their interest in #kleptotwt and asking for advice on where “to borrow from” reflects a pragmatic, albeit unconventional, resourcefulness to acquire what they need.

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This song resonates with the user's struggle as a 15-year-old navigating gender identity and a lack of support from parental figures, seen when they mention their mother “doesn’t care enough about me”. The user identifies with he/they pronouns and frequently tweets about their mental health struggles and the desire for escape, even stating, “PLEASE KILL ME I CANT GO INTO SCHOOL TODAY”. Themes of isolation and hallucination, as noted in the tweet “hallucinating again I thought I was getting better”, mirror the song's focus on feeling like an outsider in one's own environment. Despite these hardships, the user finds a sense of community online with their 'oomfs,' which provides a digital sanctuary similar to the song's message of finding strength in your own truth. On_P4per uses these digital spaces to navigate their complex life while dealing with the pressures of school and family.

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