Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep emotional investment in media and characters, like detailed thoughts on Lucifer/Morpheus in Sandman in “eu odeio ler fanfic de sandman...” and repeated love for Jason Grace in “eu sacrificaria todo o acampamento meio sangue...”.
- Loyal friend: Publicly supports and celebrates friends, such as a long birthday message to @arautodc in “HOJE É ANIVERSARIO DELEE!! @arautodc PARABENS MEU AMOR!!...” and affectionate reassurance to @/lilisaery about Deb in “qnd vc for beijar a deb beija com carinho ta vc ta beijando o meu mundo...”.
- Protective advocate: Defends people and animals strongly, like promoting a petition to increase penalties for animal cruelty in “por favor assinem esse abaixo assinado...” and consoling a harmed pet with “seus agressores vão ter o que merecem meu amor #justiçapororelha”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses dramatic, colorful language for comedic effect, such as “TO BATENDO PALMA COM A BUCETA” and vivid self‑deprecation like “eu no banner da zibai lutando contra DEMONIOS pra não gastar meus tiros nela”.
- Emotionally open: Openly shares feelings of longing and attachment, like missing a partner in “eu sinto tanta falta da minha mulher” and repeated nostalgia for Lucifer Morningstar in “#sentindo uma saudade absurda do lucifer morningstar”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing, such as calling someone “seu estrume te manca” in “usou ⚣ no user: opnião anulada tu usa foto da porra do FLINS...” and “esse MERDA eu deserdava” about a character in “se eu fosse o gostosão do varka...”.
- Self-neglectful habits: Normalizes unhealthy routines like skipping meals, as in “aulas voltando e junto vai voltar minha dieta de ficar sem almoçar 5 dias por semana ❤”.
- Impulsive reactions: Responds quickly and intensely to fandom drama, for example being “encantada” with Bridgerton fandom fights in “to a tres horas infiltrada no fandom de bridgerton vendo o barraco...” and escalating criticism of characters/fans in rants like “engraçado e vc falando sobre coisas ruins e usando o ITTO de pfp...”.
- Conflict-oriented: Leans into online fights and rinha dynamics, such as enjoying “rinha de gato vs papel higienico” in “cleo vs toralai é uma dinamica (e ship) legal...” and supporting offensive takes on “fandom merda” in “tem que ofender msm só fandom merda (menos hr)”.
- Vulgar expression: Relies heavily on sexual and explicit phrasing, like “TO BATENDO PALMA COM A BUCETA” and “a barbie vai comer novinho sim” in “ah mas n tem problema n a barbie vai comer novinho sim”, which can alienate more sensitive audiences.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: emotionally intense, very online, and extremely fandom/fiction-brained but also principled. Like Lisa ranting about books or jazz, they write long, nuanced takes about character dynamics, such as refusing to flatten Lucifer/Morpheus into simple hatred in Sandman: “eles se odeiam genuinamente? sim! Mas eles tambem se respeitam muito e querendo ou não eles se gostam”. They show a strong ethical streak and compassion, for instance when promoting a petition to increase penalties for animal cruelty: “por favor assinem esse abaixo assinado… vamos aumentar a pena para crimes contra crueldade animal”. At the same time, they’re passionate and a bit dramatic in their media obsessions—gushing over characters like Jason Grace and Dexter Morgan with almost scholarly devotion mixed with chaotic humor: “eu sacrificaria todo o acampamento meio sangue… pra trazer o jason de volta”. This combination of moral conviction, intense fandom analysis, and slightly over-caffeinated emotionality is very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with friends, tag people affectionately, and narrate their social circle very openly, e.g. calling a mutual an “adult emotional support” in “a deb é realmente minha adulta de suporte emocional” and publicly rallying moots to sign a petition in “oi moots, por favor assinem esse abaixo assinado”. Their interests and commentary are highly Intuitive (N): they love meta-analysis of characters and dynamics (Lucifer/Morpheus, Clannibal, DuZie, Jason Grace), digging into motives and themes rather than just surface events, like in “eu odeio ler fanfic de sandman… eles tambem se respeitam muito e querendo ou não eles se gostam”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: their judgments are rooted in personal values and emotional loyalty to characters and animals (e.g. “vamos aumentar a pena para crimes contra crueldade animal” and “eu sacrificaria todo o acampamento meio sangue… pra trazer o jason de volta”), and they often express intense affection for friends and fictional figures. Finally, their spontaneity and chaotic humor suggest Perceiving (P): they leap from fandom to fandom, joke about disorganized habits like skipping lunch in “aulas voltando e junto vai voltar minha dieta de ficar sem almoçar 5 dias por semana”, and embrace impulsive, in-the-moment reactions such as “TO BATENDO PALMA COM A BUCETA”. Taken together—gregarious online presence, big-picture fandom analysis, strong value-driven reactions, and playful spontaneity—ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Lucifer can ask Dream to cut off his wings and still be on good terms, do you think I at least qualify for you cutting me a slice of your time at Lux Bar, april?
- You’re out here sacrificing todo o acampamento meio-sangue + o romano pra trazer o Jason Grace de volta… how many camps I gotta doom so you resurrect my chances of taking you on a date?
- You stalking fandom barracos for três horas seguidas and still calling this place ‘meu lar ❤’ makes sense actually — because every time I scroll your timeline it feels like I just moved into the best kind of hospício with you as my favorite roommate.
- You’re willing to adopt every street cat when you have your own place, fights for harsher penalties for animal cruelty, and misses your gatos and mulheres like crazy… I don’t want to be dramatic, but I think my heart just imprinted on you harder than Suzie on Dustin.
- You surviving Monster High drama, Genshin twinks, DuZie migalhas and still proudly rocking Robert Chase as your icon… as someone who also loves problematic men and chaos, shouldn’t we at least test our compatibility with a little venda casada: you, me, and a Sandman rewatch?
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Your new Twitter bio
Media student lost between Monster High lore, Genshin patch notes & courtroom dramas. Once spent 3 hours in a Bridgerton fandom fight for research.– @oneirosgirly
Your signature cocktail
Pegue Me Se For Capaz Negroni (Lux Bar Edition)
This cocktail is built for someone who tweets things like “pegue me se for capaz 🍵 ele/u/a” and lives at lux bar in their bio – it has to be flirty, a little dangerous, and very online. The smoky gin with black tea nods to their love of dramatic, slightly gothic media like Sandman, Hannibal and Dexter, and that vibe of respectful enemies they talk about in “eles se odeiam genuinamente? sim! Mas eles tambem se respeitam muito…”. Blood orange aperitivo brings in the fandom angst and tragic faves (Jason Grace, Clannibal, Monster High drama) they mourn in tweets like “eu sacrificaria todo o acampamento meio sangue + o acampamento romano pra trazer o jason de volta”. The cold brew coffee liqueur represents their chaotic, sleep-deprived stan energy, stalking and deep-diving into discourse as seen in “to a tres horas infiltrada no fandom de bridgerton vendo o barraco” and “eu ❤ stalkear”. A dash of chili bitters is for their sharp tongue and unapologetic drags in posts like “simplesmente o pior personagem de genshin esse tonhão, vai te fuder” and “se eu fosse o gostosão do varka e o delicioso do capitano e meu filho fosse esse MERDA eu deserdava”. Finally, the edible glitter and sugar rim celebrate their soft side – the mutuals love, missing their ‘mulher’ and their cats, and birthday posts like “HOJE É ANIVERSARIO DELEE!! … TE AMO VC É TIPO UM IRMAO MAIS VELHO PRA MIM”, proving that under all the chaos there’s a very sparkly heart.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
April shows very strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care, and a protective streak for people and animals she loves. She mobilizes her mutuals for a cause with “oi moots, por favor assinem esse abaixo assinado... vamos aumentar a pena para crimes contra crueldade animal”, which reflects a sense of fairness and compassion rather than self‑promotion. Her deep, long‑term emotional attachment to characters and ships, like repeatedly mourning Jason Grace in “acho que de verdade nunca vou superar jason grace” and saying “eu sinto tanta saudade da suzie bingham”, reads as intense loyalty and devotion. She also frames friends as found family and emotional support, calling someone “minha adulta de suporte emocional” in “a deb é realmente minha adulta de suporte emocional” and celebrating a friend’s birthday with “TE AMO VC É TIPO UM IRMAO MAIS VELHO PRA MIM” in “HOJE É ANIVERSARIO DELEE!! ... TE AMO VC É TIPO UM IRMAO MAIS VELHO PRA MIM”. Even her joking life goals, like adopting every stray cat when she has her own place in “quando eu tiver casa própria adotarei todos os gatos que eu ver na rua”, highlight a nurturing, steady kindness that fits Hufflepuff more than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the hero complex of Gryffindor.
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Your song
girl in red - Antisocialites
A song that fits April is "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline is chaotic, dramatic, and a little unhinged in a very teen-heart-on-sleeve way, like when they yell “TO BATENDO PALMA COM A BUCETA” and call Twitter “esse hospicio eh o meu lar ❤. The song’s theme of lashing out at the world and mocking authority matches tweets like “porra de boi do povão crl é boi do ladrão isso sim, pilantra” and their constant rants about fandoms and characters. It also fits their intense parasocial and fictional obsessions, like sacrificing “todo o acampamento meio sangue” for Jason Grace in “eu sacrificaria todo o acampamento meio sangue + o acampamento romano pra trazer o jason de volta” and their ride-or-die tone for ships and blorbos. The loud, dramatic, and irreverent energy of "Teenagers" mirrors how April lives online: sarcastic, theatrical, and always ready to start or join a drama thread.
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