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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, attention-seeking in a funny way, and constantly oscillating between menace and soft-hearted. Like Bart begging people to watch his latest stunt, this user keeps running bits around followers and engagement, e.g. threatening, half-jokingly, to sacrifice or mace friends for content: “guys lets hope i stay whimsy or im gonna start sacrificing uau for sword4000 in uu” and “GUYS IF RO CHANGES THIS IM MACING THEM”. They love putting "100% effort on 100% useless things" and running elaborate fandom schemes, like the revival gimmick: “day 3 of reviving sacrifies for uu uploads (or just someone an unfortunate victim in empty's case)”, which fits Bart’s flair for big, silly plans. Underneath the trolling, they show a surprisingly earnest, moral side—calling for direct communication instead of vague blocking in “if you've actually interacted with oomf and suddenly you want to block them... maybe tell them why????”—mirroring how Bart occasionally reveals real empathy and insight. Their energetic, slightly reckless fandom obsession and comedic self-sabotage (e.g. bargaining their sexuality and homework over Minecraft events and uploads) also aligns more with Bart’s impulsive, dramatic personality than with calmer characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come off clearly extroverted: they constantly chase interaction, engagement, and mutuals, e.g. asking people to follow or interact in multiple posts like “oh and pls follow me if u haven't i follow so many ppl 1 sided :(” and “FOLLOW OOMF NOW”, and even building community events such as the revival bit in “day 3 of reviving sacrifies for uu uploads (or just someone an unfortunate victim in empty's case)”. Their focus is intuitive: they enjoy headcanons, meta, and conceptual speculation about UU and narrative mechanics, like “i think another BIG HC i have is that, the longer you get attached to Unstable, the more you get 'absorbed' by it.” and “is it a weird uu hc that I think depending on the player, you die in different ways?”. They lean Feeling: they prioritize interpersonal harmony and emotional nuance, calling out vague blocking and urging communication in “if you've actually interacted with oomf and suddenly you want to block them because they've done something then i guess you should... maybe tell them why????”, and are openly vulnerable about fear and stress in posts like “im scared.”. Their lifestyle is distinctly Perceiving: they procrastinate and struggle to "lock in" (“can someone beat my fucking ass and get me to lock in and get off social media homework and projects looking neglected rn”) and operate through spur-of-the-moment bets and whims such as “If i get to 200 by Monday, I'll make a 5k Voidpetal fic despite not knowing anything about Voidpetal”. Taken together—high-energy social engagement, speculative fandom meta, emotional concern for others, and spontaneous, chaotic planning—ENFP fits them best.

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Half student, half fandom analyst. UU & Minecraft enjoyer, AO3 writer, occasionally starts lore crises. Once got mistaken for a pro artist by accident.– @OneYouDontMind

Your signature cocktail
This drink channels their explosive airstriker energy and 100% effort on useless things with a spicy rum kick and pop rocks that crackle like a totem popping, inspired by “hi im macing @txtbuu TOTEM POP TOTEM POP Ro was slain by Wanderer using [aura meister]”. The electric blue from curaçao mirrors their obsession with UU aura and flow, like when they yell “THIS IS AURA... THIS MY GOAT FLOW”. A shot of espresso keeps them in the same cracked, terminally-online grindset that leads to things like begging to get off social media because “homework and projects looking neglected rn”. Cotton-candy syrup leans into their whimsical, bait-posting side, the same chaos that makes them offer a 5k Voidpetal fic “despite not knowing anything about Voidpetal”. Overall it’s strong, chaotic, and a little unhinged—exactly like someone who will ‘sacrifice’ and ‘revive’ oomfs for UU uploads as seen in “day one of reviving sacrifices for a uu upload”.

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Their strongest throughline is loyalty and fairness toward others, which points to Hufflepuff. They explicitly advocate for direct, empathetic conflict resolution instead of silent blocking in “if you've actually interacted with oomf and suddenly you want to block them because they've done something then i guess you should... maybe tell them why???? not vaguely block them one day???? let them explain themselves and if they did smth wrong correct it???”, showing a values-first, people-first mindset. They repeatedly celebrate and boost friends and oomfs, like “FOLLOW OOMF NOW” and “oh goodness here we go ... oh and pls follow me if u haven't i follow so many ppl 1 sided :(”, which is very community-oriented rather than status-oriented. Their self-deprecating bits about losing followers and being "a lost cause" in “dude i keep losing followers i was at 192 yesterday i dropped to 188 come on” and “I'm a lost cause.” show they care about connection more than power or prestige. Even their joking “reviving sacrifices” project for uploads in “day 2 of reviving people who were sacrificed for a uu upload welcome back @notactuallybee_ pls dont sacrifice urself again” frames them as someone who wants everyone included and safe, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A dramatic, fandom-coded anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them perfectly: it’s theatrical, emotional, and a little unhinged in a fun way, just like their timeline. They thrive on turning everything into a bit, from threatening to write a massive fic for engagement “If i get to 200 by Monday, I'll make a 5k Voidpetal fic despite not knowing anything about Voidpetal” to making revival ‘rituals’ for uploads “day 3 of reviving sacrifies for uu uploads”. The song’s themes of persistence and melodramatic loyalty mirror their obsession with UU and sword4000, like “guys lets hope i stay whimsy or im gonna start sacrificing uau for sword4000 in uu” and “goal for 2026 in ref to uu! write HISTUS Miko pray and support uu!sword”. There’s also that mix of self-aware chaos and sincerity in both the song and their bio, where they say they “love putting 100% effort on 100% useless things 🔥🔥,” echoing the song’s over-the-top, ride-or-die energy. Their flair for drama, fandom devotion, and half-joking emotional breakdowns “ok this is such a good analysis this hurts so much I'm crying pls cry with me” all line up with the grand, emo operatic tone of Welcome to the Black Parade.

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