Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Dedication: Frequently shares original digital art and character designs, even when “exhausted” or lacking a stylus.
- Social Awareness: Uses their platform to boost humanitarian efforts, such as a GoFundMe for a friend's detained father.
- Principled Stance: Vocally condemns misogyny and advocates for safety boundaries regarding problematic content in their community.
Weaknesses:
- Violent Rhetoric: Frequently uses extreme language, such as telling people to “kill themselves” or threatening to “kill MikeyWay.”
- Self-Harm References: Regularly jokes about “hurting myself” or “should die” over minor inconveniences or fandom excitement.
- Obsessive Behavior: Admits to a “disease” where they cannot stop fixating on and drawing certain musical figures.
- Impulsive Posting: Admits to saving and sharing images they “don’t remember saving,” suggesting a lack of curation.
- Fragile Self-Esteem: Expresses distress over social media unfollows and internalizes parental criticism about their appearance.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Simon shares Bart's chaotic energy, love for retro internet culture, and penchant for mild delinquency. He frequently posts irreverent drawings and expresses frustration with social norms, much like Bart's rebellious nature, as seen when he tweets “what a shitload of FUCK”. His interest in crude gaming and Newgrounds humor—specifically “play newgrounds porn games”—mirrors the low-brow comedy Bart enjoys. Furthermore, his self-deprecating yet loud personality shines through when he claims his “rt comes out my butt”. Ultimately, his mix of artistic creativity and “eat my shorts” attitude makes him a perfect match for the El Barto archetype.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Simon exhibits Extroverted (E) tendencies by constantly seeking social interaction through gaming and 'gimmicks,' frequently asking “Does anyone want to play Roblox with me I’m sad”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their abstract, fan-based creativity and gender-bending character reimaginings, such as conceptualizing “Ben Folds MILF .. doodle from my therapy session”. They align with Feeling (F) due to their emotionally charged reactions and strong moral stances, notably calling out bigotry by telling users to “Grow the fuck up”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is shown through a chaotic, spontaneous posting style and a self-admitted lack of organization, often tweeting things like “no actual drawings for a little while cuz I can’t find my stylus”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Darren Jessee? Because I find myself stuttering every time I try to talk to you.
- Forget the stylus—I think I’ve found a better way for us to get hands-on than drawing girl folds five.
- I promise I’m way better to play with than a Newgrounds porn game, and I won't even kill your family like Pico did.
- If you’re a plant feeding yourself with your own slop, can I be the sunlight that actually gives you some energy?
- I’d never say your mom is prettier than you; in fact, I think you’re the only person worth reaching a 97 on Stress for.
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Mexico-based digital artist and Ben Folds Five enthusiast. I once spent a therapy session sketching Ben Folds as a MILF. Catch me drawing or playing Roblox.– @oneypleasdie
Your signature cocktail
The Sludge of Five Folds
This drink captures Simon’s chaotic energy as he oscillates between being “sad” and being “acrrilly tweakin g” over Friday Night Funkin' updates. The messy, colorful appearance represents his art style, which he self-deprecatingly describes as “sludge” or “SLOP”. The flavor profile is bittersweet, reflecting his obsession with Ben Folds Five and his instruction to “Stream Your Redneck Past By Ben Folds Five to Be Reincarnated Into A Lotus Flower”. It’s an experimental, high-strung cocktail served in a glass as messy as his “fuckass Roblox avatar”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Simon demonstrates classic Slytherin traits through his focus on self-preservation and a distinct 'us vs. them' mentality, as seen when he demands people “put if you’re a proshipper... in YOUR BIO... IM TIRED OF FOLLOWING YOU”. His ambition is channeled through his creative output, often referring to himself as “#lynztwt ‘s greatest warrior” while obsessively iterating on his art style, even when he feels he has “a disease” for his niche interests. He exhibits a sharp, cutting wit and resourcefulness in navigating online subcultures, evidenced by his blunt dismissal of others, such as calling a user an “utter buffoon”. This combination of fierce loyalty to his specific 'priv' circle and his unapologetic, often edgy self-expression aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.
Your movie
Your song
Army - Ben Folds Five
Simon is deeply immersed in the world of Ben Folds Five and the 90s alternative scene, frequently sharing drawings of the band members like in his post, “More stupid fucking girl folds five I have a disease”. Army captures the chaotic, self-deprecating, and hyper-fixated energy seen in his tweets where he balances creative outbursts with feelings of being a “plant feeding my goddamn self with all this SLOP I produce all DAY”. His obsession with Darren Jessee and Robert Sledge, often reimagined through his art, mirrors the song's themes of youth, misdirection, and musical dedication. The track's frantic piano and humor perfectly suit a user who admits they “CANT ATIP DRAWING GIRL FOLDS FIVE SOMEONE BUT MY STRAIT JACKET” before opening their drawing app again.
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