onikazburgers
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Anti‑abuse ethics: Clearly rejects pedophilia, incest, zoophilia, and proship in bio and long callouts, e.g. “yet u haven't seen israels history of colonizing + yall will always defend incest pedophila and zoophilia bc its fictional…”
- Political conscience: Openly pro‑Palestine and critical of Israel’s actions, e.g. “a map of 1939 has palestine not Israel nice try…” and jokes aimed at Israeli pro‑IDF culture like “Israel gpt generate a song that idf and Israel citizens will enjoy…”
- Protective boundaries: States they’re a minor and tells NSFW accounts and harmful groups not to interact in bio, and pushes back hard when they feel others are normalizing harmful content, e.g. “the reason why im complaining is bc ur character is literally 4 yo…”
- Humorous creativity: Uses absurd scenarios and memes to entertain friends, like “me leaving the apple store with 2 iphones in my jaw” and gaming jokes such as “BYE WHY'D THEY MAKE #TheGameAwards SOUP”
- Loyal friend: Talks about oomfs and shared interests, defends them in arguments, and includes them in plans, e.g. “planning on stealing 620 euro for nso, splatoon 3,3ds and wii u for oomf and a psvita and 3ds for me...” and “too lazy to wait for more oomfs @deathwolfsimp…”
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing even when morally justified, e.g. “anyways shko ha kar” and “ur running out of ideas”
- Violent rhetoric: Occasionally uses extreme statements as jokes, like “we need to kill cigarette addicts” and the quoted mock‑stream about “bombing a local parade nearby”
- Risky oversharing: Openly mentions being a minor while tweeting explicit or edgy sexual humor, e.g. username and name plus posts like “cosplay as shrek and say yes my pussys green…” and “we gooning #MyTwitterAnniversary”
- Conflict escalation: Long back‑and‑forth threads with opponents often become circular and heated, e.g. the extended furry/proship argument series starting with “arguing with a 20+ yo furry who uses 1 braincell…” and multiple quote‑replies that follow.
- Ethical inconsistency: Expresses strong moral stances but jokes about theft and harmful behavior, e.g. “planning on stealing 620 euro for nso… #stealingforacause” and harsh dehumanizing lines like “greedy glutinous beast”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a highly online, politically aware kid who mixes memes with strong moral stances, which is very Lisa-coded. Their bio flags clear boundaries and ethics about sexuality and harmful content, and they repeatedly argue against zoophilia, incest, and pedophilia, as in “arguing with a 20+ yo furry who uses 1 braincell and finds pedophila incest and zoophilia good bc its fiction is so funny omg” and “yet u haven't seen israels history of colonizing + yall will always defend incest pedophila and zoophilia bc its fictional when fiction affects reality”. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about Palestine and critical of Israel, e.g. “a map of 1939 has palestine not Israel nice try” and “talking about criminal defending which im not. im defending innocent Palestinians that are being killed rn”. At the same time, they’re still a minor complaining about school and sleep like a typical gifted-but-exhausted kid, as in “how it feels to wake up with 2 hours of sleep and going to school” and “IM SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP AT 7:30 WHAT THE DFUCK DO I DO”. Their mix of niche fandoms (Splatoon, Danganronpa, ZZZ), strong opinions, and exasperation with other people’s ethics mirrors Lisa’s combination of intellectualism, activism, and constant frustration with the world around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
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Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here planning heists for a 3DS, Wii U, and Splatoon 3 #stealingforacause — if I promise Mario Kart co‑op and sharing my Joy‑Cons, can I be your next morally questionable purchase?
- You said your Xbox is becoming haunted… if a ghost ever crawls out of that thing, I’m blaming all those cursed timelines where you eat labubu nuggets with Dubai chocolate cutlery from an Israeli cup while watching k‑pop demon hunters—and still, somehow, you’re the cutest horror in the room.
- As a fellow Palestine enjoyer and homophobe‑/transphobe‑/zoophile‑/proship‑hater, I think the real fantasy pairing isn’t Rocket x Peter Quill—it’s you and me, blocking weirdos and bullying zoos off the timeline together.
- You compared waking up for school on 2 hours of sleep to a whole horror arc, yet you still have the energy to drag pedos, zoos, and bad takes all day—teach me how to be that iconic, and I’ll farm you game giveaways and a working Wii U in return.
- You’re the person who watches Paprika, plays Danganronpa V3 while your Wii U bricks, argues with 20+ furries about how shota is illegal in Australia, and still finds time to goon on your Twitter anniversary—if chaotic good were a person, it’d be you, and I’d like to subscribe to your route.
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Rajan | Albanian minor with too many consoles on the wishlist. Once dreamed about haunted drag queens in an abandoned McDonald’s and never recovered.– @onikazburgers
Your signature cocktail
The Home Essential Gooner Fizz
This drink stays alcohol-free but chaotic, matching a self-described “🇦🇱 home essential” minor who says “nsfw accounts do not follow”, so it’s bright, loud, and still technically safe. The pomegranate soda with lime nods to their Palestine support and explosive humor like “Israel gpt generate a song that idf and Israel citizens will enjoy… YOUR SONG IS CALLED. MESMERIZER”. A hit of espresso reflects their sleep-deprived school grind in “how it feels to wake up with 2 hours of sleep and going to school”. Sour cherry syrup mirrors their sharp, petty edge when arguing about proship and zoophilia, as in “arguing with a 20+ yo furry who uses 1 braincell and finds pedophila incest and zoophilia good bc its fiction is so funny omg”. The smoked salt adds bitterness for takes like “we need to kill cigarette addicts”, while the pop-rock candy rim captures their hyper-meme energy in posts like “we gooning #MyTwitterAnniversary” and frantic gaming/console chaos from “my wii u bricking”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Teen Idle - MARINA
Their timeline mixes dark humor, queerness, and being very online as a minor in a way that fits the messy, hyper-aware teen energy of Teen Idle. They joke about exhaustion and school like in “how it feels to wake up with 2 hours of sleep and going to school”, which echoes the song’s theme of being burnt out before life has properly started. Their posts are chaotic and absurdly specific, like “going on this app to see a 3d render of charlie kirk topping springtrap” and “me after eating labubu nuggets with my dubai chocolate cutlery with my israeli cup filled with dl trade vitamin water”, mirroring the song’s surreal, exaggerated teen fantasies. At the same time, they’re outspoken about boundaries and politics, as in “yet u haven't seen israels history of colonizing + yall will always defend incest pedophila and zoophilia bc its fictional when fiction affects reality”, which aligns with the way Teen Idle mixes vulnerability with sharp criticism of the world around them. The combination of self-aware angst, internet-native humor, and a sense of growing up under pressure makes Teen Idle a fitting soundtrack for their online persona.
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