Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about hurt and affection, like in “quando vc reclama q eu não falo o que eu sinto e me esculacha quando eu finalmente falo” and “queria abraços e carinhos, adoro ser a criatura mais carente do universo”.
- Passionate-musician: Shows strong dedication to music and performing, talking about shows and band life in “durante uma hora hoje eu espero me sentir a pessoa mais foda do mundo” and “banda comissarios precisa urgentemente de um close friends no instagram”.
- Humorous-ironist: Uses self-deprecating and absurd humor, like “milkshake de velho barreiro” and “NOSSA TA MUITO FRIO AQUI🥶🥶🥶⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ ✈️✈️✈️✈️🛬🛬🛬🛫🛫🛫🛩️🛩️🛩️ só quem viveu sabe”.
- Affectionate-friend: Values friends and shared moments, shown in “viveria de musica, amigos e vinho barato facilmente” and “queria que meus amigos morassem na minha casa 😔”.
- Enthusiastic-fan: Shows genuine excitement for media and interests, like horror movies and games in “eu quando chamo todos os filmes de terror em que alguém morre de slasher”, “fnaf 2 amnh faz com q o mundo fique tao mais bnt”, and “comseguir o livro de it a coisa pirata alegrou meu final de ano”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional-volatility: Tweets often swing between euphoria and despair, like “simplesmente o dia mais incrível de toda minha vida” contrasted with “papo de ficar pra merda msm” and “tem sempre q ser uma luta pra um dia se manter bom”.
- Self-critical: Talks harshly about themself, as in “de tempos em tempos eu sinto q eu sou a pessoa mais insuportável do universo” and “fudido da silva”.
- Escapist-tendencies: Frequently seeks escape through alcohol or distraction, like “encher a cara pra aguentar a encheção de saco”, “era só um vinho barato pós fuvest pra me curar😔”, and “queria me passar hoje”.
- Relationship-frustration: Shows resentment and hurt in close relationships, as in “eu deveria começar a estragar sua noite como vc estraga a minha” and “quando vc reclama q eu não falo o que eu sinto e me esculacha quando eu finalmente falo”.
- Burnout-prone: Mentions exhaustion and feeling on the verge of collapsing, like “eu quando sei q a qualquer momento vou implodir”, “preciso de 1 bilhão de energéticos”, and “agora, pós show dos comissários, ja posso fazer a coisa mais rockstar do universo… me explodir”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user comes across as emotionally intense, introspective, and deeply attached to art and learning, which aligns strongly with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they clearly live for music and performance, talking about their band and shows with lines like “durante uma hora hoje eu espero me sentir a pessoa mais foda do mundo” and “simplesmente o dia mais incrível de toda minha vida”. They’re also self-aware and sensitive, expressing loneliness and emotional overload in tweets such as “quando vc reclama q eu não falo o que eu sinto e me esculacha quando eu finalmente falo” and “de tempos em tempos eu sinto q eu sou a pessoa mais insuportável do universo”. At the same time, their love for horror, niche games, and books like It (“comseguir o livro de it a coisa pirata alegrou meu final de ano”) shows the same slightly offbeat, intellectual taste Lisa often has. Finally, their craving for affection and connection with friends—“queria que meus amigos morassem na minha casa 😔” and “queria abraços e carinhos, adoro ser a criatura mais carente do universo”—fits Lisa’s mix of independence and deep need for emotional closeness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) because their happiest scenarios are intimate and low-key rather than highly social, like wanting to live off “music, friends and cheap wine” “viveria de musica, amigos e vinho barato facilmente”, craving hugs and affection “queria abraços e carinhos, adoro ser a criatura mais carente do universo”, and imagining a cozy horror-movie kiss scenario instead of big parties “queria beijar na boca assistindo um filme de terror...”. They show Intuition (N) through metaphorical, emotional language and internal struggles rather than concrete facts, like feeling they might “implode” “eu quando sei q a qualquer momento vou implodir” and describing life as “always a fight to keep a day good” “tem sempre q ser uma luta pra um dia se manter bom”. Their focus on emotions, relationships, and hurt clearly marks Feeling (F), especially in tweets about being yelled at for opening up “quando vc reclama q eu não falo o que eu sinto e me esculacha quando eu finalmente falo”, feeling they didn’t deserve something “papo de q eu n merecia isso ai nao”, and wanting closeness with friends “queria que meus amigos morassem na minha casa”. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving (P), living in the moment and embracing chaos: wanting to get wasted “queria me passar hoje”, joking about needing a billion energy drinks instead of planning rest “preciso de 1 bilhão de energéticos”, and framing life as messy and improvised rather than structured, like surviving annoying situations with alcohol “encher a cara pra aguentar a encheção de saco”. Overall, their introspective emotional tone, idealistic desires for connection, and spontaneous, slightly chaotic lifestyle fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d live easily on music, friends and cheap wine… if I show up at a Comissários show with a bottle, can I get upgraded from ‘friend’ to ‘plus one’? 🎸🍷
- You wanting a 12‑string guitar is cute, but I think the real overkill would be my heart playing all 12 chords every time you post a new show pic.
- You got ‘It: A Coisa’ pirated and still call yourself the neediest creature in the universe—if you want, I can legally donate all my hugs and horror‑movie cuddles to your cause.
- You said you wanted to kiss someone while watching a horror movie you’ll understand absolutely nothing about; I volunteer as tribute and promise to be more coherent than the plot… most of the time.
- Before the Comissários show you hoped to feel like the coolest person in the world for an hour; if you ever want that feeling offstage too, I’d gladly spend a lifetime treating you like the headliner.
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Your new Twitter bio
Guitarist in Comissários, horror-movie romantic & cheap-wine philosopher. Once survived a post-Fuvest night on vibes and one (1) pirated Stephen King book.– @oOCaueOo
Your signature cocktail
Comissários Cold Night
Comissários Cold Night is a moody, slightly chaotic mix, like living on music, friends and cheap booze: “viveria de musica, amigos e vinho barato facilmente” and “milkshake de velho barreiro”. The cheap red wine is for the post-exam and post-bad-day coping rituals: “era só um vinho barato pós fuvest pra me curar😔”. A hit of Velho Barreiro cachaça adds that reckless, I-might-implode energy from “papo de ficar pra merda msm” and “agora, pós show dos comissários, ja posso fazer a coisa mais rockstar do universo… me explodir”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness for the carent, romantic horror-movie heart: “queria abraços e carinhos, adoro ser a criatura mais carente do universo” and “queria beijar na boca assistindo um filme de terror que eu n vou entender absolutamente nd”. Cold brew coffee keeps the energy wired for shows, games and late nights: “preciso de 1 bilhão de energéticos” and “vontade de passar uma madrugada jogando minecraft com todos os meus amigos em call e esquecer tudo de ruim que existe”. A smoked salt rim nods to the bittersweet, slightly self-destructive edge of “encher a cara pra aguentar a encheção de saco” and the constant fight to keep a good day good: “tem sempre q ser uma luta pra um dia se manter bom”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This account reads as someone whose core is affection, belonging, and shared experiences, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff. They consistently center friends and togetherness, wishing they could live with their friends and valuing simple, communal joys like music and cheap wine: “viveria de musica, amigos e vinho barato facilmente” and “queria que meus amigos morassem na minha casa 😔”. There’s also a very open, vulnerable need for warmth and emotional support in tweets like “queria abraços e carinhos, adoro ser a criatura mais carente do universo”, which shows a big-hearted, emotionally honest nature rather than detached ambition or showy heroics. Their joy revolves around their band and community – “simplesmente o dia mais incrível de toda minha vida” and “só os mais maneiros indo no show dos comissarios” – suggesting loyalty to a group and a willingness to work for that shared dream. While there is creativity and some self-deprecating drama, the dominant pattern is loyalty, need for connection, and valuing people over ego, which are classic Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well‑suited song for them is Creep by Radiohead, because so many of their tweets mix self‑deprecating humor with a strong sense of not fitting in and emotional overload. They talk about feeling on the verge of breaking down, like in “eu quando sei q a qualquer momento vou implodir” and “papo de ficar pra merda msm”, which echoes the song’s theme of internal collapse and insecurity. There’s also a recurring feeling of not being treated right in relationships, as in “quando vc reclama q eu não falo o que eu sinto e me esculacha quando eu finalmente falo” and “eu deveria começar a estragar sua noite como vc estraga a minha”, similar to the song’s mix of longing and resentment. At the same time, music is clearly their lifeline—mentioning shows, their band Comissários, and wanting to live off music and cheap wine in “viveria de musica, amigos e vinho barato facilmente”—which fits the way Creep turns raw insecurity into something cathartic and powerful. Overall, the song’s mood of feeling out of place, too intense, and painfully sincere mirrors both their sadness and their artistic, emotional side.
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