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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, loud, but ultimately good‑hearted and passionate. Like Bart constantly overreacting to school or pranks, this user explodes with drama and self-aware angst, e.g. “I FFLIPPING HATE IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and “I FUCKING HATE THIS LEVEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Their trolling, irreverent humor and over-the-top wishes for divine intervention mirror Bart’s bratty theatrics, like “if there is a god, tell him to help me” and the deliberately unhinged “ʏɒq ƚꙅum iɘw ɒb ... #buffvarka”. At the same time, they’re genuinely enthusiastic and obsessive about their interests—video games, anime, and especially Varka—seen in posts like “Y'all idc if varka does 1 dps, he's voiced by tomokazu sugita I'll sell my bodyparts to pull for him” and “i love videogames, i love art, i love music”, which fits Bart’s ride-or-die energy for the things he loves. Their mix of mischief, meme-speak, and underlying sincerity makes Bart the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their timeline revolves around solo gaming, emotional reactions, and inner frustrations rather than parties or big social outings, e.g. “its lonely out here” and offering low-key services like “If you're tired, overwhelmed or busy having a life and want someone to do stuff for you in genshin…”. They lean strongly intuitive (N), frequently speaking in metaphors and comparisons instead of concrete details, like “going back to genshin and zzz after finishing unbeatable is like eating british food after experiencing greek cuisine” and the surreal, coded tweet “ʏɒq ƚꙅum iɘw ɒb… #buffvarka”. Their tone is highly emotional and value-driven, pointing to feeling (F): they rant, gush, and fixate on how things feel more than on rational breakdowns, such as “I FFLIPPING HATE IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and “i love videogames, i love art, i love music”. Finally, they seem perceiving (P) rather than judging: they’re impulsive with pulls and plans, acknowledging chaos instead of structure, e.g. “75 pity and still pulling like bitch even though I want to pull for varka next patch” and “varka savings day idk, whats the point anymore”. The overall mix of emotional intensity, idealization of favorite characters (Varka, Neuvillette), metaphorical language, and spontaneity fits an INFP profile best.

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Gamer & Genshin/ZZZ enjoyer stuck in 50/50 hell. Once beat Unbeatable but still can’t clear Floor 12. Saving primos, losing sanity, reviewing games.– @oOoHachioOo

Your signature cocktail
Watermelon soju nods to their name and vibe as Hachi🍉, keeping it playful but still dangerous enough for someone who says “I'm so confident I'll lose this 5050 please hoyo I don't want this W let me get a guarantee for varka”. An espresso shot channels their cracked gamer energy from raging at levels like “I FUCKING HATE THIS LEVEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Campari brings the bitter, coping side for tweets such as “Genshin you'll pay for it.... I'll remember what you've done to varka” and the general 50/50 trauma. Lychee juice adds a soft, slightly dramatic sweetness, capturing lines like “i love videogames, i love art, i love music” and their genuine enthusiasm when a game hits. Finally, soda water with a pinch of sea salt represents Fontaine / Teyvat tears and the salty grind of “Can't clear floor 12, can't clear menacing stygian. What does my account even do?”, turning their suffering into a fizzy, refreshing finish.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by loud passion, emotional extremes, and a taste for chaos that fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, ride-or-die energy. They repeatedly throw themselves into risky or painful grinds in games and just keep charging, e.g. raging at a brutal level in Unbeatable yet pushing through to later celebrate with “Today I beat unbeatable”, and screaming through Varka nerfs with things like “I FUCKING HATE THIS LEVEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and “Genshin you'll pay for it.... I'll remember what you've done to varka”. Their devotion to Varka is almost heroic-obsessive: they’re willing to sabotage their own account and sanity for him, saying “Y'all idc if varka does 1 dps, he's voiced by tomokazu sugita I'll sell my bodyparts to pull for him” and continuing to save and farm with posts like “Ugh time to start saving varka... Again. Save me pilot chan, save me from my doom”. Their humor is dramatic and confrontational, threatening fictional characters with “ill kill da wei” or yelling “PENNY YA BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUMBLING IDOT”, which reflects a bold, performative flair more than quiet calculation. Even their bio and meme-y posts drip with over-the-top bravado and desperation, like “if there is a god, tell him to help me” and “IDC IF IT BLOWS UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”. A skeptic might argue for Slytherin because of their ambition to grow reach (“I gotta do a giveaway to increase my reach”), but the overriding impression is not calculated self-advancement; it’s passionate, stubborn, and reckless commitment to the things and characters they love—classic Gryffindor.

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A chaotic, dramatic, but ultimately passionate anthem like My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) fits them perfectly. Their timeline swings between unhinged gamer rage and burning passion, like when they scream about Genshin and Varka: "I FUCKING HATE THIS LEVEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and "Y'all idc if varka does 1 dps, he's voiced by tomokazu sugita I'll sell my bodyparts to pull for him". The song’s theme of lighting everything on fire and thriving in the chaos mirrors their self-aware despair over gacha and pity: "I'm so confident I'll lose this 5050 please hoyo I don't want this W let me get a guarantee for varka" and "75 pity and still pulling like bitch even though I want to pull for varka next patch". At the same time, their love for games, art, and music ("i love videogames, i love art, i love music") matches the song’s high-energy, theatrical vibe. The mix of melodramatic suffering and hype, especially in posts like "I FFLIPPING HATE IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", is exactly the emotional whiplash that Fall Out Boy’s track embodies.

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