Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative humor: Uses surreal, morbid, and fandom in-jokes in a distinctive way, like the bio and posts such as “lestat ass post” and “What do U Guys know about ⣎⡇ꉺლ༽இ•̛)ྀ◞ ༎ຶ ༽ৣৢ؞ ৢ؞ ؖ ꉺლ”.
- Fandom passion: Shows deep enthusiasm and knowledge for multiple media (AoT, Beyond Evil, Star Wars Rebels, Interview with the Vampire, Genshin) in tweets like “Reiner braun i Care So deeply About You” and “Armand Ship of the Day: Armand x Armand x Armand x Armand”.
- Observant detail: Notices small artistic or narrative details, like finding Botticelli in a magazine in “found a botticelli in this 2014 edition of town and country” and spotting “Nicki’s name on one of the plaques in the Tdv crypt” in this tweet.
- Introspective self-awareness: Reflects on their own behavior and habits, e.g. acknowledging overposting in “cannot stop posting on yikyak today. its Becoming a Problem” and feeling like “That Guy No One Invited” in this tweet.
- Playful ingenuity: Shows small-scale problem-solving and pride in improvised solutions, like modifying a journal in “just cut the elastic band off an old journal and nail glued it to my new one to hold it closed im a Fucking Engineer”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive ideation: Jokes about harming themself in posts like “If they dont Make dottore Playable Im Killing Myself for real”, suggesting unhealthy coping humor.
- Violent expression: Uses extreme violent imagery in bio (“kill nearest person and eat their flesh”) and in repetitive posts like “죽어죽어죽어…”, which can be disturbing to others.
- Health neglect: Mentions worrying physical symptoms like “been coughing and then tasting blood a lot lately. Which could mean nothing” and “nose starts pouring blood in the middle of class” without indicating seeking help.
- Online overinvestment: Expresses missing old drama and needing specific fandom spaces for stimulation, such as “i miss defending Myunggi on Twitter” and “sfhtwt Needs some New Hobbies bc why are u trying to restart Drama”, hinting at heavy emotional investment in online discourse.
- Emotional volatility: Timeline swings quickly between excitement, irritation, and despair, e.g. intense thirst posts like “just thought abt dongwook biting someones neck and got so hard i blacked out for a sec” contrasted with darker or overwhelmed posts like “happened to my buddy daniel” and heavy fixation tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user reads a lot, overthinks media, and dives into niche analysis in a very Lisa-like way, from dissecting Botticelli and The Vampire Chronicles lore (“also been thinking a lot about this guy in botticelli’s primavera being on the title page to blood and gold implying that This is marius”, “have we Spoken about this painting but bookmand. feels like a Discussion should be Had if it hasnt been already”) to obsessing over specific TV episodes and symbolism (“star wars rebels 2x17 The Honorable Ones”, “across the stars playing when thranto are talking to each other. Which could mean Nothing”). They’re clearly academically engaged but chronically online and distracted, very much like Lisa when she’s trying to balance being gifted with being Extremely On The Internet (“its 1am I start classes today and im watching dinosaur videos on tiktok instead of going to sleep”). The dramatic, sometimes dark humor about illness and death (“been coughing and then tasting blood a lot lately. Which could mean nothing”, “super cool moment when ur nose starts pouring blood in the middle of class and u have to run out of the room with blood all over ur face and wveryone stares at u”) matches Lisa’s tendency toward existential angst and morbid overthinking, just filtered through modern fandom Twitter. Their bio’s over-the-top horror joke and posts about niche ships and ethics (“i need chisstwt to let me back in i Have A Question about Shipping Ethics”) reinforce the sense of a smart, self-aware, slightly melodramatic nerd—very Lisa-core, just grown up and terminally online.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their tweets center on internal experiences and niche fandoms rather than broad socializing, and they even describe themselves as bored and missing having something to do on the app rather than actively seeking social attention, e.g. “anyway Moving on sorry for being That Guy No One Invited here i just missed having something to do on this app😞”. Their humor and references are highly associative and symbol-heavy, suggesting intuition (N) rather than sensing, like when they connect paintings and literature in “also been thinking a lot about this guy in botticelli’s primavera being on the title page to blood and gold implying that This is marius” and obsess over small symbolic details in shows, as in “it’s crazy how no one ever talks about moonjo’s orb in this scene”. Their tone reads as strongly value-driven and emotionally oriented, pointing to feeling (F): they talk about missing defending characters (“i miss defending Myunggi on Twitter”), caring deeply about fictional people (“Reiner braun i Care So deeply About You”), and getting upset over fandom ethics (“i need chisstwt to let me back in i Have A Question about Shipping Ethics”) more than they present logical frameworks. Finally, their lifestyle appears very perceiving (P): they procrastinate, bounce between media, and act on impulse rather than structured plans, as shown by “its 1am I start classes today and im watching dinosaur videos on tiktok instead of going to sleep” and “i still didnt finish tdi or watch the nice guy”. Combined, the introspective, imaginative, emotionally intense, and somewhat chaotic patterns in these tweets align most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you clocked Eren Jaeger’s bad vibes back in 2016—since your instincts are clearly elite, how about you test them on me over coffee and decide if I’m more Reiner-coded or Jongwoo-coded in person?
- Every time you talk about Armand, Lestat, or Devils Minion I feel like AO3—endlessly searchable, strangely specific, and 100% willing to be tagged ‘opiumyeon/reader’ if you’re into it.
- You’re coughing blood in class, getting random nosebleeds, and still starting a reread of *The Tale of the Body Thief* and totbt—if you can survive all that, you can definitely survive going to the art museum with me while I pretend to understand Botticelli just to hear you talk.
- You tweeting ‘If they don’t make Dottore playable I’m killing myself for real’ is crazy because I’m right here, fully buildable, C6 devotion, guaranteed banner run—no primogems required, just a date.
- You said ‘dog just like me,’ ‘in a way I am just like Jongwoo,’ and ‘I miss defending Myunggi on Twitter’—since you’re clearly into lost causes and problematic men, I promise I’ll be your easiest fix: no discourse, just snacks, wordle at midnight, and holding your hand when your eyebrow piercing hurts.
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Your new Twitter bio
Art museum daydreamer, AOT & vampire chronicle enjoyer. Once mistook a stranger for a YouTuber and spent an hour just staring instead of saying hi.– @opiumyeon
Your signature cocktail
Tequila Off That Gay Negroni
This drink is a chaotic, overcaffeinated spin on a Negroni, because their timeline is half high-art vampirism, half unhinged memeposting. The blanco tequila is for their feral stan energy and posts like “i Get so Tequila Off that Gay”. Campari brings bitterness for the melodramatic deathposting and bio-level gore humor, echoing things like “If they dont Make dottore Playable Im Killing Myself for real” and the endless “죽어죽어…” spam. Cold brew coffee represents late-night fandom spirals and overthinking shows, from “oomf watching aot for the first time im shakign” to watching dinosaur TikToks at 1 a.m. in “its 1am I start classes today and im watching dinosaur videos on tiktok instead of going to sleep”. The blood orange peel nods both to their ongoing nosebleed/health horror arc in “super cool moment when ur nose starts pouring blood in the middle of class” and their obsession with The Vampire Chronicles like “Lestat you Have Suxh a way With Words.”. Finally, edible glitter is for the dramatic, aesthetic set-making and collage/art references in “found a botticelli in this 2014 edition of town and country im looking thru to make a collage #Hugemoment”, because the drink, like their feed, has to look a little insane to feel right.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows strong Ravenclaw traits through their curiosity, analysis, and artistic/academic interests. They repeatedly analyze media in detail, like noticing tiny background elements and wanting to discuss them intellectually, e.g. “third or fourth time ive watched 2x08 and i JUST noticed Nicki’s name on one of the plaques in the Tdv crypt. Hello” and “have we Spoken about this painting but bookmand. feels like a Discussion should be Had if it hasnt been already”. They engage deeply with art and literature, browsing Town & Country for collage material and getting excited about Botticelli (“found a botticelli in this 2014 edition of town and country im looking thru to make a collage #Hugemoment”), and they think about symbolism and implications, such as “also been thinking a lot about this guy in botticelli’s primavera being on the title page to blood and gold implying that This is marius”. Their timeline is full of meta-commentary on fiction (AOT, Interview With the Vampire, Star Wars, etc.), like “across the stars playing when thranto are talking to each other. Which could mean Nothing”, which shows a habit of close reading and interpretation. Even their practical life-hacks have a clever, tinkering bent—“just cut the elastic band off an old journal and nail glued it to my new one to hold it closed im a Fucking Engineer”—suggesting resourceful, idea-driven problem solving more than ambition or heroics. Overall, the blend of media analysis, love of art and books, and witty self-aware posting fits Ravenclaw more convincingly than the other houses.
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Your song
oblivion - Grimes
A well‑suited song for @opiumyeon is "oblivion" by Grimes, which balances dreamy aesthetics with anxiety, violence, and dark humor. Their timeline mixes morbidity and body horror with casual tone, like the bio "After brushing your teeth Immediately kill nearest person and eat their flesh" and tweets such as "been coughing and then tasting blood a lot lately. Which could mean nothing" and "super cool moment when ur nose starts pouring blood in the middle of class and u have to run out of the room with blood all over ur face and wveryone stares at u". oblivion is about navigating fear and threat while maintaining a strange, almost playful detachment, which fits their mix of self-destructive jokes like "If they dont Make dottore Playable Im Killing Myself for real". At the same time, they’re deeply online, fandom-obsessed, and slightly surreal, as seen in posts like "Armand Ship of the Day: Armand x Armand x Armand x Armand Armand^4 (Armandcest)" and "just thought abt dongwook biting someones neck and got so hard i blacked out for a sec", which match the song’s ethereal yet unsettling vibe. The tension between vulnerability, obsession, and a stylized sense of danger that runs through their tweets mirrors the emotional core of oblivion.
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